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mastadon

Trad climber
crack addict
Jun 21, 2012 - 09:49pm PT
Might be released tomorrow........
Zander

climber
Jun 21, 2012 - 11:12pm PT
Best of luck Mastadon!
Z
Dave Davis

Social climber
Seattle, WA
Jun 22, 2012 - 12:04am PT
Yes, released has meant other things in the past....
Great news Don!
WBraun

climber
Jun 22, 2012 - 12:06am PT
There's no escape ..... :-)
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Jun 22, 2012 - 12:06am PT
Great news!
Get out of there and stay out of there.

Where to?
(And don't say Disneyland).


Meaning: for sure straight to your Mariposa house and not to another hospital in the interim?
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Jun 22, 2012 - 10:29am PT
... CRICKETS ...

Understandable.
Or busy having catheter removed from pee-pee.
Probably dozed off, although I can speak from experience. A hospital is NO place to rest.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Jun 22, 2012 - 10:30am PT
Okay Mr. Harder

It's come to our attention that Tom and Maz, just after the toenail painting gag, absconded with some hospital gowns and went 'a snuggling,
 Having left the toenail polish jar OPEN, UNCAPPED by the side of your bed.

Exposure to Toluene, Formaldehyde and other nasties abound, likely affecting your judgment.

So, prior to signing your discharge papers at the hospital AND being that we are on a strict need-to-know basis,
We needs to know where you be fixin' on goin' to next! And what are your intentions???

Please circle that which applies below:
(to avoid confusion, you must circle no fewer than one and no more than nine of the options listed)
(with an even distribution of odd and even numbered options, and only one lettered optional allowed)

1 University of Washington Practice Rock (speaks for itself)
2 University of Washington Soccer Field (known psychedelic mushroom hunting ground)
3 Iron Door Saloon, Groveland, California (dancing lessons with Jeff Mathis)
4 The backseat of a 57 Chevy, with Jane, listenin' to Little Willie John (you know damn well what)
5 El Cap Meadow (same shenanigans as 'been going on for decades)
6 The Booby-Trap (either a movie or dancing establishment: you make the call)
7 A bar on San Pablo Blvd (who wouldn't need to loosen up and swig some fresh air after a stint such as yours and we understand)

List approved by the ACLU (you know), GPDA (Grand Prix Drivers Association), and DLFA (Devils Lake Fukkness Association)
Tobia

Social climber
Denial
Jun 22, 2012 - 12:30pm PT
I knew they couldn't keep a good man down.

My father, a physician, always said: "A hospital is no place to get well."
scuffy b

climber
heading slowly NNW
Jun 22, 2012 - 02:59pm PT
Wow, I just heard this, really.
Best wishes to you, Don.
A big relief to see the progress you have made.
I spent a couple days at Modesto Memorial last year with broken ribs and
head injury.
I thought they were great, and the food was better than I expected.
Be sure to get plenty of fruit juice and fiber!!
And use that spirometer!!
tom Carter

Social climber
Jun 22, 2012 - 04:23pm PT
There is a good chance that there will be a Mastadon on the loose very soon - perhaps today!!!!!
Peter Haan

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Jun 22, 2012 - 04:49pm PT
What the Doctors saw:

mastadon

Trad climber
crack addict
Jun 22, 2012 - 05:05pm PT
Nice Peter. You missed the painted toenails. Almost resulted in the extinction of the Carter- baldess era
skisofast

climber
Jun 22, 2012 - 08:12pm PT
Fortunately his sense of humor was unscathed. That being said, he should be kept on a morphine drip 24/7!
tom Carter

Social climber
Jun 22, 2012 - 10:09pm PT
He is OUT and headed to their home outside Mariposa!

What a relief.

Now he is home and Jane's in charge

Lucky guy!
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Jun 22, 2012 - 10:19pm PT
Hooray!!! Mastadon is alive!

Feels great not to be dead doesn't it!
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Jun 22, 2012 - 10:36pm PT
Mastadon and Jane, So *Happy for the both of you..... Lushmeadows welcomes you back...
Best Wishes for speedy healing, and future outstanding Health!

Salud.
nita..


Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Jun 22, 2012 - 11:36pm PT
wonderful news...
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Jun 23, 2012 - 12:25am PT
hey there say, mastadon...

wonderful for you and jane, that you are home...

god bless so much, keep getting well...

:)
Peter Haan

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Jun 23, 2012 - 11:48am PT
With much help from close friends, The Mastadon leaves the hospital for better parts:

Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Jun 23, 2012 - 12:32pm PT
Home again home again ...
Bravo!

Harder said:
You missed the painted toenails. Almost resulted in the extinction of the Carter- baldess era
hahahahahahahaha
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