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Some Random Guy

Trad climber
San Francisco
Jul 12, 2012 - 12:01pm PT
why the H#LL does walmart have like thirty friggin check out lanes and only THREE open! BAZTURDS!

walmart

i have a master's degree that is useless to me

when the internets go down in the middle streaming some good porn

spending the last few months doing nothing but trail running/hiking, mountain biking, surfing and going to the gym - all day everyday - but not being able to afford to take a trip up the mountains to climb

Way too many options on cable- takes forever to scroll thru.

cable tv

the government won't give me anymore money for doing nothing

having to get a job

i have to pay for health care

forums like this one

watching videos online of people ice climbing ice bergs and not being able to do it

my arms being too tired to paddle out when the waves are peeling cuz i was lifting weights the day before

the smell of my cat's sh#t

girls that are too dumb

girls that are too smart

FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Jul 12, 2012 - 12:06pm PT
I have to go to the dentist & the freeway exit I use is closed. Oh my world is screwed up now. This could take an extra few minutes.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jul 13, 2012 - 03:31pm PT
Oh dear! is that a soft 10a or perhaps it's a stiff 5.9. How can I climb it until I'm sure?

It must have so much easier for the Anasazi, they didn't use decimals....or did they?

Life is sooo complicated, how can you be sure about anything?
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Jul 13, 2012 - 03:41pm PT
Is this where the route starts?

Which route am I on?

Is this the start for Sahara Terror or Whodunnit?


I don't think we're on the route!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 13, 2012 - 03:50pm PT
When I did my last cardio workout I forgot to bring my mp3 player. Had to deal with gym music...FML.

Still have a mp3 player, no Ipod, so not cool.. :`(
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 13, 2012 - 03:52pm PT
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The Call Of K2 Lou

climber
Squamish
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:19pm PT
My orange juice was too pulpy.

Is it just me or do they take all the pulp they've removed from the no-pulp juice and dump it in the yes-pulp juice? (I'm ignoring the lots-of-pulp freak juice. I'm pretty sure it's just unpeeled oranges that have gotten the once-over with a hammer.)

Hmm, what else? Oh yeah, I got to watch some lightning last night (rare in these parts) but no thunder! WTF? I want both!

It's a hard life in the first world.
nature

climber
SoSlo, CO
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:24pm PT
The nutritional yeast in my popcorn has settled to the bottom of the bowl.
Norton

Social climber
the Wastelands
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:25pm PT
I can't find the remote.....
Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:30pm PT
emotional or social striggles are
directly proportional to one's understanding of normal.

vitality, your gesture is understood,
in that americans are worthless scums
with zero resolve and we deem
oportunity as hardship.

point taken.

though.
ours reality is defined by our experience within
our culture.

we have no way of knowing the depths and severity of hardship afar.

no doubt, we have it easy.

though easy is what we know.
so when it becomes less easy,
we go into panic mode and fret about our peers.

it's shameful, for sure.
though it is defensible in that we are adjusting our
current understanding to our immediate perception.

i've not been to ethiopia.
i know not hunger.

though i get hungary when i havent eaten in 3 hours.

simple evolutionary principles.
we respond to our immediate environment only.


though, we as a culture,
stand to learn.
neversummer

Trad climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:32pm PT
I hear that ark-ass-all has scurry sandstone and it all needs to be f*#kin' grid bolted...im not heading out there till the ABC has finished..
Some Random Guy

Trad climber
San Francisco
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:40pm PT
When I did my last cardio workout I forgot to bring my mp3 player. Had to deal with gym music...FML.

Still have a mp3 player, no Ipod, so not cool.. :`(

yeah, i had an ipod until i got dropped down the elevator shaft for 6 stories....got it back and it still worked but was banged up.....then some bimbo dropped it on the road.....started cutting in and out and now it doesn't work at all. i gotta use my freakin' bulky phone to listen to mp3's off of at the gym and while running. so inconvenient.
nature

climber
SoSlo, CO
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:42pm PT
seriously....
Some Random Guy

Trad climber
San Francisco
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:45pm PT
we have no way of knowing the depths and severity of hardship afar.

not being able to afford to travel afar to witness the above mentioned hardships.....only to come back here to whine on this post
Binks

climber
Uranus
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:45pm PT
Managing my several houses is a pain
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:47pm PT
I can't find the remote.....


Winner!







How about:

I missed Happy Hour by 2 minutes because some jerk got in an accident ...
Seamstress

Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:49pm PT
My garage is overflowing with old gear, and I have to walk around it, or - heaveven forbid - throw it out.

The pump for the water feature in my hummingbird garden is not working, and the decorative pond is getting scummy looking.

Some Random Guy

Trad climber
San Francisco
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:52pm PT

not enough cowbell!
labrat

Trad climber
Nevada City, CA
Jul 13, 2012 - 04:59pm PT
"it pizzes me off - i HAVE to wear a seat belt..."

No you don't Ron.

Last time I drove my truck it ran just fine without my seat belt on. Is your vehicle different? On the other hand, I'm not going down any road without my seat belt on. Too many other drivers and cars go too fast. Mine included!

You just have to be prepared for the consequences if you don't. Tickets, liability, higher medical bills, senseless deaths, and disabilities.....

Human bodies are not designed for the stresses. vector = force in direction
Norton

Social climber
the Wastelands
Jul 13, 2012 - 05:12pm PT
"it pizzes me off - i HAVE to wear a seat belt..."


which bring up a question


on much older vehicles, built before seatbelt laws

did they pass a law requiring them to be retrofitted with seat belts

or is it legal to drive them without the seat belts?


I know on my older motorcycles, I do not have to fit turn signals or have my headlight on as newer bikes have to by law nowadays
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