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pazreal

Sport climber
New Brunswick, NJ
Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 10, 2005 - 03:07am PT
Has anybody seen these guys riding around the valley? What gives???
Michael Moron

Social climber
Davison, MI
Sep 10, 2005 - 03:16am PT
I haven't seen them but if any one of those f*#king bastards ever bothers me or so much as looks at me sideways I'll wrap the f*#king bicycle around his neck and dump him in the Merced.

The liberals out in CA want to give these as#@&%es drivers licenses so they can be more of a hazard to society.
James

Gym climber
City by the Bay
Sep 10, 2005 - 04:28am PT
A subitaneous reply:

1. Bigotry is passe. Remove your temple from your sphincter and get globally aware.

2. I prefer those "as#@&%es" being a driving hazard to ignorant imbeciles deciding what is "right."
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
St. Louis
Sep 10, 2005 - 09:22am PT
How can you tell they are Mexican? Do they have Mexican flags flying from their bikes?
Rhodo-Router

Trad climber
Otto, NC
Sep 10, 2005 - 09:31am PT
Not Like Me is really scary! I respond atavistically,straight from the lizard brain. My daddy sed brown peeples are dirty and bad, they all steal.
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Chatsworth
Sep 10, 2005 - 11:11am PT
We have the Mexican Bicycle gangs here in Chatsworth, thirty or forty of them riding together at one time, killing and rapping everything in sight.

If I were you I would drive down to Merced and buy all the guns you can find.

If another major rockfall occurs (i.e. Lost Arrow) they will rape all the white women they can find.

Juan
Ouch!

climber
Sep 10, 2005 - 11:19am PT
"I hate when those Mexican bicycle gangs start rapping. Besides, Mexican's can't rap. Its more of a hip hop thing. "

I just crawled out of bed. Thanks for the laugh with my coffee.LOL!
dirtbag

climber
Sep 10, 2005 - 11:23am PT
Oh yeah JodyMoron, I'm suuuuure you're quite the badass.
ron gomez

Trad climber
Sep 10, 2005 - 12:05pm PT
uh... pazreal is it Yosemite Valley you're talking about or a valley in New Jersey or what? please clarify! I'm going to Yosemite next week and I want to check out the bro's. I got a bike..an old Eddy Merckyx maybe I should bring it?
Mr. Moron...I've been dumped in the Merced before, but hey mang, i neberben dumped in the Merced wit a f!@#in bike wrapped round my cabasa. Orrr a le.
Al-Boo-Boo

Trad climber
Bay Bury Ya
Sep 10, 2005 - 12:06pm PT
Mexican Gang, Ooohh... they might steal your rack and f*#king send with it! Are they taking over your lame scene uhh? somebody call f*#kin N.P.S. For f*#king christ sake. F*#king granola eatin, soy milk drinking, manure pile climbing, wake up in the morning yoga doing, let me seat at the caff and whack off all day and talk about nothing while everybody sends little biootch!! Where you from?, f*#king sorry-ass Cokehurst. You little inbred f*#k, take your bitch made ass comments else where. P.S Your Light!
10b4me

Trad climber
On that V2 problem at the Happies
Sep 10, 2005 - 02:34pm PT
I hate when those Mexican bicycle gangs start rapping. Besides, Mexican's can't rap. Its more of a hip hop thing

come on Dingus,
haven't you ever heard the rap version of La Cucaracha?
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
St. Louis
Sep 10, 2005 - 02:50pm PT
Bwhahahhahahahahaha on the rapping!!

Can you please give more detailed information on where these men are? Latinos are HOT!
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
one pass away from the big ditch
Sep 10, 2005 - 07:39pm PT
Those 'mexican' bike gangs have got some serious rides too...


Orajle!
ron gomez

Trad climber
Sep 10, 2005 - 10:51pm PT
you guys gotta go to a low rider show to see some muy malo bicicletas. I would post some photos but down here so close to the border they won't let us have this technology, maybe if my friend senor Paul could do his thing on the photoshop he could post some really cool photos of the real kind of low rider bikes. In all seriousness it would be HILLARIOUS to see some vatos cruising the loop road out to el cap meadow (assuming it is yosemite this "mexican bike GANG" is terrorizing) My bet is they are cruising the campground looking for babes. Freakin out all the non mexican bike gang bangers. anyone out there remember a shot of Kauk and Walling decked out like vatos (or cowboys)I think it was in an older R&I or climbing magazine. MAYBE this is who you're all thinking of!
OPB

climber
stocktown
Sep 10, 2005 - 11:16pm PT

"I'll wrap the f*#king bicycle around his neck and dump him in the Merced."


How do you think these guys got here?? They can easily swim the river with a bike.... whether its wrapped around his neck or not.
WBraun

climber
Sep 11, 2005 - 12:57am PT
I see a guy riding a bike that looks like the one in Mungclimbers picture most mornings from the deli while I'm drinking my coffee.

He's just some employee for DNC going to work.

What's this Mexican bicycle gang bullsh-it? Exactly just pure bullsh-it.
Majid_S

Mountain climber
Bay Area
Sep 11, 2005 - 08:09pm PT
That is not a Mexican Bike but New HYBIRD HARLEY.
JerryGarcia

Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe
Sep 11, 2005 - 09:19pm PT
Those bikes are everywhere, huge fad on the west coast. No one see's these on the east coast?
exposeur

Trad climber
santa cruz
Sep 12, 2005 - 03:34am PT
we had some gang activity fairly often in housekeeping camp. one night the rangers rolled in b/c of a gun getting waved about. i thought it was cool when i found my name grafitti'd in one of the units.
Good Morning!

climber
Prescott, AZ
Sep 12, 2005 - 04:25pm PT
SWEET RIDE!

Cheap and clean too...

Thank god for Mexico - California, Arzonia and Texas would be soooo dull without our neighbors. (Plus, there'd be nothing to eat!)

Gracias Muchachos!
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