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Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 27, 2009 - 11:07am PT
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I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, (yea, i'm lame) but once a week i allow myself the luxury of consuming one of these gut bombs.
If i am going light, i just go with your basic glazed. If i am jonesing for the big sugar, i select the monster cinnamon swirl.
Anyone else share this fetish? What is your favorite?
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Eric McAuliffe
Trad climber
Alpine County, CA
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Jun 27, 2009 - 11:09am PT
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i must drive 25 miles to the nearest doughnuts..... :(
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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Jun 27, 2009 - 11:15am PT
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i could do the tour de france on a box of fresh chocolate raised and a six pack of jolt cola.
use to ride 50 miles to work everyday round trip.
halfway point was the donut shop on campbell ave near winchester.
i would rush in for a quick pick me up in the winter, and eat it while steering the bike with both hands in traffic.
you have to make a dough ball in your mouth that is still hokked to the rest of the un chewed donut, and then gently drag the rest of the donut in as you consume it, leaving enuff space for oxygen.
that shop is still there, they have it all tricked out, donuts with toppings, like cold stone, and freaky art work inside for stoners.
coolest donut shop in the gay area.
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perswig
climber
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Jun 27, 2009 - 11:20am PT
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About 10 months into a 14-month chronic abdominal pain epic, someone mentioned celiac disease. I almost shot myself, not from the constant gouging pain, but from the thought of never eating another doughnut.
Feeling (mostly) better now.
Doughnuts = good, except jelly-filled >> nasty.
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Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 27, 2009 - 11:20am PT
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In 1988 i drove non stop solo from Denver to San Diego in the middle of winter in an old beat VW bug with no heater.
I was wearing a sleeping bag with my feet out the bottom of it.
A six pack of Jolt Cola was my companion.
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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Jun 27, 2009 - 11:24am PT
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on the way back from la, i stopped at the dennys at the bottom of the grapvine and bought a whole pie, and a plastic fork.
it took the waitress an hour to figure out how to ring it, so i said, "just ring me for six slices of lemon mirange pie, bi-atch!
it was dark, and i was suprised to find the entire pie gone by the time i hit casa de fruta.
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Chinchen
climber
Flagstaff?
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Jun 27, 2009 - 12:00pm PT
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Doughnuts will be the death of me.
Here is my version of the best breakfast ever.
WARM doughnuts, preferably glazed or twists or maple bars.
Scrambled eggs with cheese.
Bacon.
Berries or fruit.
Its better than sex.
You must warm the doughnut for this to work...
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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Jun 27, 2009 - 12:04pm PT
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i just figured out the reason you can't find jolt any more is because the red bull makes it seem like ginger beer.
hey, if you empty a packet of fleishmans yeast inside a girl, will they get a yeast infection?
just a thought i had while making cinimon rolls this morning.
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JacksColdSweat
climber
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Jun 27, 2009 - 12:05pm PT
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in lima right now. just finished touring the southern portions of this dramatic country. had a few churros, but realized how bummed i was about not having access to a buleberryfilledpieceofheaven or glazed or maple glazed....
well, i went about miraflores area looking for a last min. gear item for the mtns north. and to my surprize, Dunkin Fuggin Donuts!
I CRUSHED about 4 in less than 3 mins. i can feel it coursing through my veins. love it.
"and I am proud to be an american!!....."
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Chinchen
climber
Flagstaff?
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Jun 27, 2009 - 12:10pm PT
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But I eat lots of oatmeal......
And its now center cut bacon......
But yea, its gonna kill me. The problem is I weigh 145 and I have a monster metabolism so Im in denial.
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
North of the Owyhees
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Jun 27, 2009 - 12:46pm PT
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I wouldn't worry about it....I do whatever I want, including unhealthy shizz.
Gotta die sometime, why not go down with a smile.
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Dr.Sprock
Boulder climber
Sprocketville
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Jun 27, 2009 - 01:39pm PT
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that is correct, sir.
when i snap my fingers, i want everybody to die.
snap.
ok, when i snap my fingers, you will all awake, and do the things you wish you had done when you were alive..
snap.
ok, no lets eat bacon!
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Fletcher
Trad climber
the end of the world as we know it, & I feel fine.
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Jun 27, 2009 - 01:46pm PT
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Homer Simpson voice with the glassy, dreamy eyes: "Mmmmmmmmm.... dohnuts!"
I rarely will eat donuts, but when I do, what a treat. I also go for the classic glazed. Also like the variation on that called Crullers (that's what we called them back in New England).
For the purist, there is also a simple plain donut... but you need a good cup of black coffee to go with that. Dippin' allowed, of course.
Eric
P.S. Re: Pie... there a great story someone tells (L?) about Peter Croft and blueberry pie in JT.
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KathyS
Trad climber
Poughkeepsie, NY
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Jun 27, 2009 - 02:06pm PT
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Nothing beats a fresh cider donut from the farm down the road after a day outdoors, biking, climbing or whatever.
Kathy
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AbeFrohman
Trad climber
new york, NY
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Jun 27, 2009 - 04:30pm PT
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plain straight up glazed.
yum.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Jun 27, 2009 - 05:09pm PT
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un pain de chocolat or if an acceptable patisserie is not accessible a chocolate covered Bavarian will do. Truth be told I've never met a donut I didn't like.
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Chinchen
climber
Flagstaff?
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Jun 27, 2009 - 08:23pm PT
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What Reddirt, you think we westerners dont have both?
Come visit sometime....Everything tastes better on the West Coast.
Especially here: http://voodoodoughnut.com/menu.php
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reddirt
climber
Elevation 285 ft
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Jun 27, 2009 - 08:32pm PT
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OMG holey (haha) moley! that trumps any & all donuts & donut menus!!
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