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Turbin Durbin
Social climber
A better place than Gitmo
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 6, 2005 - 07:27pm PT
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If this forum is any indication, I'd say there's a fair chance.
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dirtbag
climber
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Jody/Turbin/Howie/John Kerry has a mental disorder.
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Ouch!
climber
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Tublin, You are liberally f*#ked up so I guess you have a mental condition.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Might as well bee. Everything else is these days...
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the Fet
Trad climber
Loomis, CA
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Yes and conservatism is brainwashing, take your pick.
Savage sounds like the Andrew "Dice" Clay of talk radio. Hopefully you get a laugh out of him and don't buy into his negative views. At least he doesn't toe the party line like Sean Vanity.
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landcruiserbob
Trad climber
the ville, colorado
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Liberalism is Chronic Guilt.rg
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Tom Bruskotter
Trad climber
Seattle
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Thanks for all the beta everybody. The Steck-Salathe has always intrigued me but also seemed gnarly with all the chimneys. Looks like we'll go for it next time I'm in the valley. We've done some of the climbs on "The road to SS", guess we'll see if we're up to it. Thanks again.
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Minerals
Social climber
The Deli
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Well, considering that liberals want to socialize medicine and provide health care for everyone with a mental disorder, I’d say YES.
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Bruce Morris
Social climber
Belmont, California
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My father was a small-time hood and my great uncle, Axel, was an SS tank commander, and my political position is a unique blend of both their positions: a criminal aristocracy based on blood & steel. Good god, I might have to actually go to work next Monday. I feel sick inside!
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rockermike
Mountain climber
Berkeley
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found this somewhere - what a hoot-
Dear Red States,
We're ticked off at the way you've treated California, and we've
decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot Spitzer.
You get Ken Lay. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once.
If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners), 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S.
low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.
Sincerely,
Author Unknown in New California
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rockermike
Mountain climber
Berkeley
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they don't call you rednecks for nothing -
oh yea - how can you tell a redneck?
a house that runs on wheels and two rusty cars in the front lawn that don't run at all. ;)
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Bruce Morris
Social climber
Belmont, California
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You might notice in the above map that the blue clusters around the major population centers, however, where the educational level is generally a bit higher than in Grey Bull, Wyoming etc., etc. etc.
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Ouch!
climber
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A red stater always cuts a hole in his new overalls pocket so he can control things when a cute mule strolls past.
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dirtbag
climber
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Interesting Jody/Howie/JodyKerry/Durbin: that's the exact same map that Jody posted a few months ago.
The jig is up Jodester!
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dirtbag
climber
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Oh, you're such a clever one Jody.
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yo
climber
NOT Fresno
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Dean = Jody. Period.
And it's pretty funny watching him "hide" behind an alias.
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Bruce Morris
Social climber
Belmont, California
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The blue is also where the population of most of the US lives and works and where there is more money and a higher standard of living. This goes along with my thesis that most social conservatives are economic wanna-be's who feel alienated from those with 6-figure incomes in the major population centers. They want to get even with people who make more than they do, have better educations, and, in a word, have more fun.
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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If our current state of order is normal, I'm happy to have a disorder.
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Chefclimber
Trad climber
Northern Nevada
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Of course liberalism is a mental disorder. Since London was recently attacked by mindles killers, a quote from Winston Churchill comes to mind... "If you are under 30 and are a conseravative, you have no heart. If you are over 30 and are a liberal, you have no brain!" Winston Churchill had much more wisdom than Michael Savage ever will.
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