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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 26, 2009 - 11:33pm PT
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I'm Sure this Thread will go no where....do females actually have pickup lines or is it just the male population? Surely, if we be honest the gals have the "lines" too....just more subtle ??? Maybe, we see ...The Topo Will Tell : ))
Line #1...I think my battery is dead, can you help me ?
Line #2...Just how do you tie in again?
Line #3...I'm lost, can you show me the way back.
Now More Hard Core....
I'll lead...don't get in my way...wanna follow ?
Alpine start or yo lose...the route AND me.
Do you like dogs and puppies ???? The answer is important to our future.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Jan 26, 2009 - 11:39pm PT
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I don't think any pick up line made by a woman is going to be considered "worst" by many guys....
My best(and only, I have to admit) was: "You want to look at the photos I took today while we were climbing? I have them on my laptop; I can bring it to your tent...."
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 26, 2009 - 11:42pm PT
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Happiegirl..."I'll bring it to your tent." I knew when I met yo at Facelift you were much smarter than I. : )
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
North of the Owyhees
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Jan 26, 2009 - 11:42pm PT
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Woohoo!
I think you're right, Happi. We(guys) are just pleased that you're speaking to us.It's a start!
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Jan 26, 2009 - 11:42pm PT
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worst? don't think there is any..
female pickup line? what about: "Hi"
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Jan 26, 2009 - 11:44pm PT
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"I got a brand new pair of roller skates,
you got a brand new key..."
"you looked like an angel, up there."
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 26, 2009 - 11:46pm PT
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Why did no one tell us it was as easy as .... HI ! hehe lol.
Life is way to complicated. Glad we have a physicist on the topo to help us keep it simple. : )
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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Jan 26, 2009 - 11:52pm PT
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The worst was from a drunken hot chick that I'd been dancing with at a mountain town bar. It went something like..."Take me home I'm gonna hurl".
Still not sure if it was the country swing or the Long Island iced teas. The gentleman in me drove her home and helped her out. The cad in me put the convertible top down in my MGB even though it was 30 below in Gunnison that night. Didn't want to risk the interior. We ended up good friends but standing by while a lady is hugging the porcelain throne is not glamorous or sexy.
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 26, 2009 - 11:58pm PT
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Oh, so sincerely hoping my line will NEVER be ...take me home I'm gonna ....
Dang, getting serious and NOT wanting to go there ...let's hear some Far Side Fun.!!!!! PLEASE
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
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Jan 27, 2009 - 12:08am PT
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"let me read your shirt, what's this #6? 'A Cheap way to what?"
been together ever since
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2009 - 12:11am PT
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Skipt, Seeking Far side jokes....he was one funny dude and great funny...he was in the "funnies" actually, in every big newpaper. What yo be thinkin' Dude ? Fun is muy importanta in our lives. : ))
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Jan 27, 2009 - 12:14am PT
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"They made an umbrella holder out of it?"
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2009 - 12:17am PT
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Munge, great shirt and yeah Jaybro they did. Cheers and Good Fun, Lynnie
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Jan 27, 2009 - 12:22am PT
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"Is that a sushi roll in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
Edit: and the communing with nature thing so over rated. LEAVE ME ALONE!!! (unless you are really cute and say "Hi")
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Jan 27, 2009 - 12:26am PT
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In a similar vein, the magic of google finds:
Q: May I see you pretty soon?
A: Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Q: I know how to please a woman.
A: Then please leave me alone.
Q: I want to give myself to you.
A: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Q: Your hair color is fabulous.
A: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Q: You look like a dream.
A: Go back to sleep.
Q: I can tell that you want me.
A: Yes, I want you to leave.
Q: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
A: Stop.
Q: I'd go through anything for you.
A: Let's start with your bank account.
Q: May I have the last dance?
A: You've just had it.
Q: I would go to the end of the world for you.
A: Yes, but would you stay there?
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
North of the Owyhees
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Jan 27, 2009 - 12:31am PT
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Worst line from a female: Does this make me look fat?
Trick question.
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Anastasia
climber
Not here
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Jan 27, 2009 - 12:33am PT
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I don't use lines. Instead I make friends. We then hang out and if it's mutual/right... We end up using body language to say the rest.
AF
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2009 - 12:33am PT
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Ah, finallly, laughter !!!!! thank you gals and guys. Good funny stuff.
I was thinking at work today that the Taco has gotten way to zerious. The laughter on the Taco saved my mind and soul last year.
Nature, would nevah use such a dusty line .... summit would be so embarassed .... :D
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Jan 27, 2009 - 12:35am PT
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"I'm drunk."
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2009 - 12:42am PT
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Mighty Hiker and Skully, more Good Laughs, Thank you Guys !!!
Pepper, we be missing yo. Let's plan an adventure.
Taco Tribe .... good laughter is so Grate as are yo, any more good pick up lines?
How bout (this should get every guy with a dog) "Wow, what kind of dog is that?" Or "Tell me about the climb you did today."
My Personal Favorite, " I never do Tequila shooters...ever!? really so far."
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