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Sir loin of leisure...
Trad climber
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Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 15, 2008 - 09:16pm PT
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and can one beat to often?once a week seems reasonable..
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:23pm PT
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hey there... say, never... one should not even beat ones critters...
beat an egg, if one must take out ones hostilities---this can then turn into something good, and can be shared, as well....
only exception is:
well, unless you are beating her at cards, monopoly, checkers, chess, etc...
or in any legitimate, legal, game that both partake of, for mind-enhancement, challenges, and the joy of friendship...
say, sir loin... hope you are having some good quality leisure time, now, after this little lesson....
best wishes for things good, to be in your life...
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dogtown
climber
Cheyenne,Wyoming
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:30pm PT
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In a foot race,Thats about it.
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:33pm PT
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NEVER!!!111
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Captain...or Skully
Gym climber
Where are YOU from?
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:36pm PT
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When SHE JUST WON't LISTEN!!!!!!!
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Dr. Rock
Ice climber
http://tinyurl.com/4oa5br
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:36pm PT
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I beat my meat this morning, does that count?
Best wife I never had, my right hand.
Don't talk back, and never have to buy it drinks.
Too much info?
Well Exccuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssseeeeeeee Meeeeeee!
Evrybody does it.
They pick their nose too.
I never scratch my ass in public.
I am trying for 1000 squirts this year.
Made 879 last year, which was a new record.
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:40pm PT
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Careful there Doctor - I've been told that you only have 1000 shots in the gun before it quits working.
VIVA VIAGRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sir loin of leisure...
Trad climber
X
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 15, 2008 - 09:41pm PT
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you'll put your eye out..
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adam d
climber
CA
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:43pm PT
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Rox...my girlfriend wins 90% of the .22 "matches" too so don't feel bad.
pistol or shotgun though...well, If I'd win it's best not to compete.
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noshoesnoshirt
climber
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:44pm PT
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So what DO you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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Captain...or Skully
Gym climber
Where are YOU from?
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:46pm PT
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This is the LAST time I'm gonna tell you this.....
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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:48pm PT
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[THIS USER'S COMMENT WAS REMOVED BY THE MODERATOR, AS IT WAS OFFENSIVE AND ABUSIVE]
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Prod
Trad climber
A place w/o Avitars apparently
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:51pm PT
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I suppose Christa and I will have to play cribbage on August 23rd 2008, the day after we get married. She's not so good at crib...
Prod.
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Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
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Dec 15, 2008 - 09:52pm PT
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Can't say.....
Are we invoking the "Rule of Thumb" here?
Further Thought Edit:
Does a tongue lashing count?
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Prod
Trad climber
A place w/o Avitars apparently
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Dec 15, 2008 - 10:01pm PT
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She is a keeper for sure Rox. I learned crib about 6 years ago, but I've been a card player forever so it came pretty quick. Christa's been playing for about a year and a half, we still play nice where she gets the points she misses in her count.
Prod.
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Captain...or Skully
Gym climber
Where are YOU from?
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Dec 15, 2008 - 10:04pm PT
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Bein' a joker, EKat.....I have no wife.
The way this is goin' ,I may never......
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mrtropy
Trad climber
Nor Cal
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Dec 15, 2008 - 10:05pm PT
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From the old cooking show "Two Fat Ladies"
Dogs, Wives and Walnut Trees
the more you beat them
the better they be.
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Dec 15, 2008 - 10:06pm PT
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Ya know, Prod, Christa, the best place to get married on 8/22 has got to be Vedauwoo. My brother can officiatee. Or one of a number of other climbers so authorized. We can probably arrange for Sushi. Lucille day (21st anniversary) is only four days later. We can make it a week long event. Nothing Beats that!
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