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reddirt

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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 26, 2007 - 12:10am PT



In a stunning announcement Patagonia has announced the signing of Jesus Christ to a long term ambassador contract. According to a Patagonia spokesman, "We replaced a guy who thought he was Jesus Christ with the actual Jesus Christ". When questioned as to whether this is indeed the real Jesus Christ, and not his evil twin Jesus H. Christ, the same spokesman said that Chounaird himself conducted the delicate contract negotiations and that Christ's ability as a surfer proved beyond a reasonable doubt that this is indeed the real Christ.

pix/rest of story at The Piton
maldaly

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Apr 26, 2007 - 12:13am PT
LAMO!! I love that blog..
Mal
MisterE

Social climber
RimDweller, AZ
Apr 26, 2007 - 01:30am PT
Thanks for the link...funny stuff!

You should see that guy deep-water soloing.
mojede

Trad climber
Butte, America
Apr 26, 2007 - 01:34am PT
Wouldn't that be shallow-water soloing?
Russ Walling

Social climber
Out on the sand.... man.....
Apr 26, 2007 - 01:50am PT
Maybe he should come out to the sand and wash Tuckers feet.
MisterE

Social climber
RimDweller, AZ
Apr 26, 2007 - 02:02am PT
I don't care if it rains or freezes
long as I got my Patagonia Jesus
ridin' on the dashboard of my 'Roo
The Doctor

Trad climber
Flagstaff AZ
Apr 26, 2007 - 12:40pm PT
Finally, a real Jewish carpenter is top dog at Patagonia !
feelio Babar

Trad climber
Sneaking up behind you...
Apr 26, 2007 - 12:49pm PT
Wow...coool...that oughta cut back on the wine expenses...
Bldrjac

Ice climber
Boulder
Apr 26, 2007 - 02:01pm PT
So, is this like the Holy Trilogy?
The Father = Yvon Chouinard
The Son= Jesus Christ
The Holy Ghost=Gerry Lopez

And if that really IS JC in the picture why is He wearing a harness? The REAL JC wouldn't need one.

Pretty funny stuff!!
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