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BadInfluence
Mountain climber
Dak side
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 11, 2007 - 01:37pm PT
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so what biner works best as brass knuckles? i'm going to fight someone today muscle head at a muscle gym and really don't feel like breaking my hand on this guys face. so what biner should i use? i was thinking petzl spirit bent gate
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Bodyboarder
Trad climber
Los Angeles,CA
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Apr 11, 2007 - 01:39pm PT
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Tie a couple of hexes toghether and swing em around like nunchucks
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Apr 11, 2007 - 01:40pm PT
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a steel biner would make a much better impression
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WBraun
climber
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Apr 11, 2007 - 01:41pm PT
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Sounds like fun, don't forget to post some photos.
As for what biner? Get one that has a knurled gate on it.
For their pleasure ......
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BadInfluence
Mountain climber
Dak side
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 11, 2007 - 01:42pm PT
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it is going to be fun i am so PUMPED
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cintune
climber
Penn's Woods
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Apr 11, 2007 - 01:42pm PT
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I'd recommend the Kong XL Rombo. Good luck.
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bonin_in_the_boneyard
Trad climber
Up the 'Creek w/out a Prada
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Apr 11, 2007 - 01:51pm PT
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Don't forget to tape your wrists and foil your knuckles.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand.... man.....
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Apr 11, 2007 - 01:59pm PT
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Werner: hahahaha!
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 11, 2007 - 02:10pm PT
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Werner and nature are on the right track.
Consider your hand size then choose a matching steel locking biner (some weigh a half pound), but remember despite Hollywood renditions "knucks" are NOT a punching weapon. They are a raking weapon.
(or,..er,..uh,...thats what I've heard,...)
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Shack
Big Wall climber
Reno NV
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Apr 11, 2007 - 02:15pm PT
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"Knurled...for their pleasure"
Bwahahaha! Classic.
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TopRopeGun
Trad climber
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Apr 11, 2007 - 02:20pm PT
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Or just go Sean Penn on his ass with pillow case full-o-sodas, it's a great parting gift!
If ya use the Biner....don't forget to say..."'Logo or Newtons?"
As he's scratching his head..knock his ass out.
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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Apr 11, 2007 - 02:25pm PT
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never mind...
the pic i posted was just too gross
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ice ninja
Mountain climber
pittsburgh, pa
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Apr 11, 2007 - 02:53pm PT
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If you have to use brass knuckles you probably shouldn't get into a fight.
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Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal
Sport climber
your attic...yeah, I'm watchin' you...and waiting.
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Apr 11, 2007 - 02:55pm PT
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I'd suggest throwing chalk in his face and running away like a girl. Then tell management.
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BadInfluence
Mountain climber
Dak side
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 11, 2007 - 03:17pm PT
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your right ninja this dude is big. i don't give an F though i like to fight even if i get my ass kicked. i just don't want to break my hand and be injured for another climbing season
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turd
climber
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Apr 11, 2007 - 03:21pm PT
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Probably oughta use a locker.
Or else just see if locker will beat the guy's ass for you for a small fee.
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BadInfluence
Mountain climber
Dak side
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 11, 2007 - 03:23pm PT
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that's right fattrad there's no rules in street fighting
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Raydog
Trad climber
Boulder
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Apr 11, 2007 - 03:26pm PT
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those large D shaped steel Stubai 'biners seem like the ideal design for your intended application, comes standard with knurled locking sleeve on the gate.
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Wild Bill
climber
Ca
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Apr 11, 2007 - 03:27pm PT
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"that's right fattrad there's no rules in street fighting"
Then don't forget your Taser and pepper spray. Make sure you know who his friends are, and keep an eye on them too. Most guys turn into giant p*ssies in a fight, and all the sudden it's three-on-one.
But really, let it go. Or do what Donny said, he's the wisest person on ST, hands down.
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Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal
Sport climber
your attic...yeah, I'm watchin' you...and waiting.
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Apr 11, 2007 - 03:28pm PT
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Or there's always the ole' "Bury-him-up-to-his-neck-in-the-desert-near-an-ant-hill-then-cover-his-fact-with-honey" ploy. I've used that one before.
The only trick is getting him to agree to a fight out in the desert near a freshly dug hole and ant hill....but when you do?...whoa Nellie!!..it's all over!
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