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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 4, 2007 - 11:47pm PT
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Add one line (one line only!) to the story:
The ranger wouldn’t listen to reason, and cited me for…
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Mimi
climber
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Having a gun in the vehicle.
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
on top of the mountain seeing the other side
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luckily, he didn't find my other one.
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Mimi
climber
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Terrorists showed up.
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
on top of the mountain seeing the other side
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and kidnapped el capitan!
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WandaFuca
Gym climber
San Fernando Lamas
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Bear 46 hopped in the ranger's cruiser and started chasing him around the Camp 4 parking lot.
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Nohea
Trad climber
Aiea,Hi
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then I said to myself..."damn i really need a Maitai!"
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MisterE
Social climber
RimDweller, AZ
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to go with my inflatable sheep
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Wild Bill
climber
Ca
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So off we went to party in the trunk of Werner's Falcon, but someone had
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
on top of the mountain seeing the other side
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closed it for nesting.
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Wild Bill
climber
Ca
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Just as we were walking over to rob the Mountain Room bar, we heard
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
on top of the mountain seeing the other side
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el cap crying out for help!
"elp! elp!" el cap cried.* "save me!"
*el cap uses echolocation like dolphins and so cannot hear the soft "h" sound
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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And a roar went up,
"Free El Cap."
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WandaFuca
Gym climber
San Fernando Lamas
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Half Dome, still distraught after being fired, was drunk and thought El Cap was taunting her
(damn you gotta be quick)
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MisterE
Social climber
RimDweller, AZ
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with the terrorists
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rockermike
Mountain climber
Berkeley
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Meanwhile Middle Cathedral had been watching this whole scene unfold and
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pc
climber
East of Seattle
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took the opportunity to...
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MisterE
Social climber
RimDweller, AZ
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dislodge a rock onto Werner's car, causing him to
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pc
climber
East of Seattle
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light up a cigarette, shrug, and say "karma happens". Meanwhile...
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