Has Klimmer been reincarnated as an NBA player?

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Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 7, 2018 - 05:31pm PT
Those of you who have been here on SuperPoopo for more than a couple of years will remember Klimmer. His magnum opus was the "Massive Ark on the Moon" thread. If you're new here, or have successfully repressed it, you can see the whole thing here: http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/1156814/The-Massive-Ark-on-the-Moon-very-OT-but-of-high-interest

In that thread, and I think in a couple of other threads, Klimmer showed that our world had once, long ago, been inhabited by giants. He called them Nephilim, and proved their existence with the information available in something he called "Bible Code". (He proved a lot of things with his ability to decode Bible Code.)

Klimmer departed ST two years ago. I assumed he'd gone to the other side of the moon to join the beings he was so sure were there in the Ark, but it turns out I was completely wrong. In fact, he joined the NBA, playing somewhat anonymously for a couple of teams under the name Jordan Clarkson, then joining the Cleveland Cavaliers early this year.

But within a month he outed himself as none other than our own Glen Klimmer. Appearing on a sports podcast, he claimed that dinosaurs were pets of "bigger people" before humans. There is a news item about it here: https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2765462-jordan-clarkson-dinosaurs-were-pets-of-bigger-people-in-the-world-before-us

But the short version is this:

Clarkson: "Y'all know how we got dogs and stuff right? So, I think it was bigger people in the world before us, and the dinosaurs was they pets."

DJ Montage: "How big were these people?"

Clarkson: "Oh, you look at a dinosaur. They got to be three times bigger than them."

Klimmer to the max!!!!!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 7, 2018 - 05:46pm PT
Ghost, did you go shrooming up on the Skagit today?
zBrown

Ice climber
Aug 7, 2018 - 05:56pm PT
I challenged this guy to a one-on-one game and he told me he didn't have anything to prove, let alone a pet dinosaur.



Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
Aug 8, 2018 - 07:49am PT
Ahhh, Klimmer. Thanks Ghost, you brought back memories. I got hooked when I ran into 'The Giant Ark' and read the whole thing. Amazing stuff, it changed my view of the world and science teachers. Klimmer was ......... awesome in his vision and his late night serial posting. But he opened my eyes to new ..... things. Klimmer, we miss ya. Well, I do at least.

Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 8, 2018 - 01:47pm PT
Ghost, did you go shrooming up on the Skagit today?

Who needs shrooms with the reincarnation of Klimmer being written up on CNN talking about a race of giants inhabiting the earth in the Jurassic period. Giants so huge they kept dinosaurs as pets.
Winemaker

Sport climber
Yakima, WA
Aug 8, 2018 - 02:21pm PT
Hey Ghost, you're the expert here; they've found dinosaur bones, have they found any giant's bones? Are the really the Nephilim? Klimmer was right! Crazy, but right. Also, with the earth only being 3000 years old or so, when was the Jurassic, like 2500 years ago?
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Aug 8, 2018 - 02:57pm PT
The Cabazon dinosaurs, made famous by Pee Wee's Big Adventure, make a case for dinosaur pets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabazon_Dinosaurs#Creationist_museum

Currently located inside Dinny are a gift store and museum promoting creationism, with some of the toy dinosaurs in the shop sold under the label "Don't swallow it! The fossil record does not support evolution."[12] The current ownership has expressed a young Earth creationist belief that most dinosaurs were created on Earth about 6,000 years ago – the same day as Adam and Eve.[12] In stark contrast to that belief are Bell's painted frescoes and sculptures inside Dinny, depicting a naturalist and evolutionary viewpoint. Bell's paintings include representations of Cro-Magnon man (labeled "Cro-Magnon Man 30,000 [years ago]") and Java Man (labeled "Java Man 400,000"). Bell's historic displays now exist alongside information detailing the creationist viewpoint of the earth and man's origins.[10]

The Cabazon Dinosaurs attraction also features an open-air museum with fiberglass and robotic dinosaurs. Other activities at the site include a sand pit where visitors can experience a "dino dig"[13] as well as a gemstone and fossil-panning sluice. Pastor Robert Darwin Chiles, assisting Kanter in turning the exhibit into a non-denominational church, has been quoted as to his belief of why children are drawn to the dinosaur attraction: "There's something in their DNA that knows man walked with these creatures on Earth."[12] Chiles and Kanter plan to promote their views of creationism at the attraction based on their interpretation of the Book of Genesis.[12]
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