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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Topic Author's Original Post - May 15, 2016 - 02:45pm PT
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Yes, people really are that stoopid...
https://www.yahoo.com/news/tourists-kidnap-baby-bison-put-163000412.html
The rangers shoulda made the retards stand there until Mom showed up.
My old friend Larry was a ranger there BITD and some retard came up to
him and asked, "If I catch a bear can I keep it?"
This was long before 'trolling' became a sport and Larry was about to
say yes until he realized that might be a bad answer. No matter, right
about then said young bruin, who had been lured into the trunk and locked
in, emerged through the back seat. Larry let him wreak further vengeance
on the interior before he opened the door.
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Edge
Trad climber
Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO
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May 15, 2016 - 02:59pm PT
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And as the young bull was carried away, his mother was heard to say, "bi son."
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Prod
Trad climber
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May 15, 2016 - 04:18pm PT
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And as the young bull was carried away, his mother was heard to say, "bi son."
Waiting your whole life for that one.
Prod.
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Flip Flop
climber
Earth Planet, Universe
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May 15, 2016 - 04:23pm PT
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Gaaaaaaah! Edge! That's how you make a joke. So damn funny.
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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May 15, 2016 - 05:10pm PT
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Edge, did you put Reilly up to the first post? Pretty funny.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Topic Author's Reply - May 15, 2016 - 05:54pm PT
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The straight man never gets the recognition.
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looking sketchy there...
Social climber
Lassitude 33
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May 15, 2016 - 06:07pm PT
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I'm stuck in the office this afternoon. That "bi-son" joke brightened my day. Thanks.
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Portland Oregon
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May 15, 2016 - 06:38pm PT
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What job requires you to post on the Taco?
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Edge
Trad climber
Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO
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May 15, 2016 - 07:45pm PT
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The straight man never gets the recognition.
Thanks Reilly!
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nature
climber
Boulder, CO
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May 15, 2016 - 07:47pm PT
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that one belongs on the short joke thread
killin' me.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Topic Author's Reply - May 15, 2016 - 08:27pm PT
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CMac should make it a Sticky!
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Tom
Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
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May 15, 2016 - 09:02pm PT
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AAAAA+++++ for the bi son joke.
Those bisonappers are lucky to be alive. I once asked a local rancher why he didn't raise bison, as a more profitable alternative to beef cattle.
Because they are mean as hell! They'll tear down the fence and come after you! I don't have ten thousand acres, and a helicopter! One time at the Templeton Livestock Auction, someone brought a bison. It wrecked the whole place!
"If I catch a bear can I keep it?"
No. The bear gets to keep you.
And don't monkey around with deer, either. Most people injured by animals in Yosemite are attacked by deer, not bears, snakes or swallows.
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10b4me
Mountain climber
Retired
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May 15, 2016 - 09:07pm PT
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Stoopid foreigners
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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May 15, 2016 - 09:52pm PT
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I once asked a local rancher why he didn't raise bison, as a more profitable alternative to beef cattle.
Because they are mean as hell.
One of my nephews is a truck driver who regularly takes loads of Canadian animals down to the US. He's got a few bison stories that back up Tom's quote, above.
The people who kidnapped the calf are lucky Mama wasn't close by.
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HighDesertDJ
Trad climber
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May 16, 2016 - 07:10am PT
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And as the young bull was carried away, his mother was heard to say, "bi son."
10/10 would click again
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab, A sailboat, or some time zone
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May 16, 2016 - 07:14am PT
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Priceless "bi son"
I wonder if it shat all over their car. It looked pristine back there. The seat belt was thoughtful.
Susan
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fear
Ice climber
hartford, ct
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May 16, 2016 - 08:24am PT
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Bi-son is going viral today... Edge you missed your calling!
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WyoRockMan
climber
Grizzlyville, WY
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May 16, 2016 - 08:46am PT
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But seriously, the only animals you should pick up in the Yellowstone are baby bears.
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Edge
Trad climber
Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO
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May 16, 2016 - 09:04am PT
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Yeah, I tried to figure out where I heard that joke. I even asked around; REO Speedwagon was no help, "Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another..."
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