Surviving a Bear Grylls Encounter

Search
Go

Discussion Topic

Return to Forum List
This thread has been locked
Messages 1 - 8 of total 8 in this topic
Climbnrok

Trad climber
LA
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 13, 2015 - 06:27pm PT
If you encounter Bear Grylls

... Drink your own piss....

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/097/550/JUST-DRANK-MY-OWN-PISS-BETTER-DRINK-MY-OWN-PISS.jpg
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Apr 13, 2015 - 06:44pm PT
Whip out your credit card and offer to buy his custom-made pants - he will most likely move away and you can escape without drinking anybody's pee.
overwatch

climber
Apr 13, 2015 - 06:46pm PT
Pretty funny, got a good chuckle and it even makes sense.
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Apr 13, 2015 - 09:00pm PT
thebravecowboy

climber
the Midcontinent Rift
Apr 13, 2015 - 09:05pm PT
you guys are totally reading this dude wrong.


























the answer is to squeeze some fluid out of fresh piles of herbivore dung and replenish that way.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Apr 13, 2015 - 09:14pm PT
Oh come on mate - that's just the ticket for carving up some Brie in your Best Western hotel room in Oakhurst between shots of heinousness whilst trapped in the Sierra!

Just don't forget to put your red plastic party cup in the loo for catching those midnight peefests!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 13, 2015 - 09:24pm PT
Y'all are just jealous. Bear ain't gonna be retiring to a singlewide in Stocton.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Apr 13, 2015 - 09:28pm PT
Damn straight I'm jealous - in all the years that I have wee-wee'd in the wild - I never once thought about slurping it up while being filmed by my buds.

Messages 1 - 8 of total 8 in this topic
Return to Forum List
 
Our Guidebooks
spacerCheck 'em out!
SuperTopo Guidebooks

guidebook icon
Try a free sample topo!

 
SuperTopo on the Web

Recent Route Beta