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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 18, 2015 - 12:47pm PT
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Empty Watkins
Long-time local
“Grade VI don’t mean much
in the Ditch”
I’m taking my photos with me out the door.
Too many fast times.
Too many climbers.
Too much stupidity.
I can only hack so many routes on my once-inviolate face and pinnacles (yeah, they’re coming with me.)
Clouds Rest is a bully, lording it over the rest of the forum.
Glacier Point is still so juvenile and tied to mammy’s apron strings and the language that he uses is just awful.
Lost Arrow keeps babbling.
The River is cool.
The falls are really cool, except in the late summer and fall.
The list of reasons goes on and on.
But what really got to me was that kid Honnold.
What’s the use of being so forbidding if he jumps on you, then jams down and fires off El Cap, and tops it with a quickie with that slut Tis-a-ack?
There’s nothing here for me any more.
I’m going to Tierra del Fuego.
Let the door slam REAL HARD when I haul my butt outta here.
Cmac, good luck with this hard-headed buncha touron-lovin’ crags, cuz that’s all any of them are anymore.
Wake up and smell the Peets, you molehill wannabes!
Waddy
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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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Feb 18, 2015 - 12:51pm PT
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Outstanding!
John
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Jones in LA
Mountain climber
Tarzana, California
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Feb 18, 2015 - 01:35pm PT
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Wow. I wish I had a beautiful photo of Watkins to post that matched the quality of your prose, Mr. Mouse. Truly. Beautiful.
Rich Jones
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Feb 18, 2015 - 02:06pm PT
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Tierra Del Fuego, Bucko?; you should go to Duluth...
Duluth. There is a great name for a route.
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snakefoot
climber
Nor Cal
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Feb 18, 2015 - 02:20pm PT
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just adding to your chaos
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perswig
climber
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Feb 19, 2015 - 04:17am PT
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a quickie with that slut Tis-a-ack?
Wouldn't happen to have 'er number, wouldya?
Dale
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