It's all your fault Locker.

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WoodySt

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Riverside

Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 25, 2006 - 02:49pm PT

Today, Locker, I was forced to get on my bike and ride pell mell through the dangerous streets of Riverside. At one point, an evil object caused me to lose control, fly through the air, bounce on a sidewalk, skid, tumble and stop about three inches from a concrete column. It seemed at first that I'd broken a rib or two, sprained or fractured my right wrist and popped the screws in my talus bone. And, my very expensive bike is making strange sounds as well as being a bit wobbly. This is all your doing. You see, we could have been in Idy. today. But NO! While you are doing perverse things to yourself while playing Scrooge MacDuck in you rubber bin, I'm compelled to find activities to occupy my time. While you are fondling shoes, I'm bored. And being bored, I tend to get in trouble. So why not get your lazy ass up to Tahquitz tomorrow or Sunday so I don't have to go rob a bank or something for a little stimulation. And, if I end up in the slammer because of you, I'll be really pissed. Now I must go take shower and wash with Phisohex. I'll probably need skingrafts too.

johnx01

Trad climber

Aug 25, 2006 - 04:08pm PT

locker

Would it be fair to rename you Captain Chaos?

Ya gonna be around Idd mid Sept?

-john

G_Gnome

Social climber

Tendonitis City

Aug 25, 2006 - 04:36pm PT

'Capt Chaos' is what they call me at work. It is a name I wear proudly. But I will let Locker share that name cause he is an idiot and needs a new title.

blackbird

Trad climber

Aug 25, 2006 - 04:48pm PT

As long as you gentlemen wear the requisite cape and mask and enter the room with the "DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNNN......" then ok, otherwise, I personally absolutely refuse to call either of you by that name...

EDIT: I am remembering correctly that Dom (I mean CC) wore the cape and mask, aren't I, or has dementia begun to set in at 36??