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anita514

Gym climber

Great White North

Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 27, 2014 - 09:12am PT

In case you don't know: TMI = Too Much Information

I made some poops yesterday, after 4-5 days! These colase pills do help.

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climber

north fork

Mar 27, 2014 - 09:38am PT

Woohoo, it's a small victory, but a big one too.

So the other day I was riding my motorcycle home and I had to fart. Naturally I stood up and let her rip. Immediately I thought oh no. I couldn't tell if I just sharted and my seat had been baking in the sun, so couldn't tell what that warmth was. I found a place to pull over, took off my gloves and looked around a couple times, then did the reach of shame. Nothing! So I looked around again and double checked and confirmed it was good. Shart avoided, that woulda been a long, shitty, ride home.

anita514

Gym climber

Great White North

Topic Author's Reply - Mar 27, 2014 - 09:47am PT

The reach of shame...
Been there, done that :/

The lady next to me in my hospital room was very overweight and had 2 legs all busted up. I got to hear her take massive dumps on her bedpan several times. I would just bury my head under the pillow and try not to gag. The first day I was on morphing, I did puke up a little bile. So gross... And it was always diarrhea. *shudder*

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climber

north fork

Mar 27, 2014 - 09:52am PT

LOL yes I actually LOLd. How do you start a conversation after that?

Norwegian

Trad climber

dancin on the tip of god's middle finger

Mar 27, 2014 - 09:56am PT

i wash my hair twice a month
butt shamefully wipe my asse at every bowel expression.

Norwegian

Trad climber

dancin on the tip of god's middle finger

Mar 27, 2014 - 10:00am PT

if i was stuck and under-prepared in the woods with
a hot and willing chick,
and an impending bowel movement;

i would rather recycle used-and-discarded toilet paper
than i would recycle a used-and-discarded condom.

speelyei

Trad climber

Mohave County Arizona

Mar 27, 2014 - 10:32am PT

Im totally fine with dropping a deuce.

I have done it enough in the woods and desert with no paper that I almost prefer it.

The stalls in the bathroom aren't there for MY benefit... what did people expect I was gonna do in there? I figure the stalls mostly help addicts, shoplifters, people with colostomy bags, and chronic masturbators.

so I guess they helped me once or twice after all...

TMI

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climber

north fork

Mar 27, 2014 - 10:37am PT

Weege, use that condom and try this for teepee.

Srbphoto

climber

Kennewick wa

Mar 27, 2014 - 10:48am PT

none of this happened without pictures.

speelyei

Trad climber

Mohave County Arizona

Mar 27, 2014 - 11:38am PT

limpingcrab

Trad climber

the middle of CA

Mar 27, 2014 - 11:40am PT

Once I got poison oak on a hemorrhoid.

Twice I crashed so hard snowboarding that I pooped.

anita514

Gym climber

Great White North

Topic Author's Reply - Mar 27, 2014 - 12:49pm PT

I don't know why people get all offended by poops and farts
I could talk about period stuff.. that's a little TMI

Brandon-

climber

The Granite State.

Mar 27, 2014 - 02:16pm PT

I dated a woman who fed her plants period blood.

anita514

Gym climber

Great White North

Topic Author's Reply - Mar 27, 2014 - 02:45pm PT

is that a complement, Hankster?
if so, thanks!

WTF.. I've done it all :(

The Larry

climber

Moab, UT

Mar 27, 2014 - 03:09pm PT

Come on Hank, we know you have to have some great poop stories. Oh, and I kept the socks.

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climber

north fork

Mar 27, 2014 - 03:16pm PT

First poop post op is a beautiful thing. Here's some email excerpts from October.

"I just pooped. Pretty stoked even if it sounded like I was giving birth."

"Yeah for poop!!! Did it hurt?"

"It hurt my shoulder after every contraction. But I was determined and prevailed. A great victory! Almost took a pic for you butt......"

"Thanks ;)

It was small?!??!?!?!"

"It was five small solid feces."

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