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Phil_B
Social climber
Hercules, CA
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 13, 2006 - 05:11pm PT
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I was reminded of this one recently.
Back in the early 90's, I was leaving on a trip to visit my brother. My cousin, her pretty friend, and a buddy decided to go with me to the airport since they didn't have anything better to do.
In those days, you could still go to the gates. We were early so we sat around talking and joking and had a couple of drinks.
Finally, it was time to get on the plane. We all said our good byes and I turned to get on the plane, looking forward to this trip.
There's a tugging on my arm. It's my cousin's pretty friend. She's clinging on my arm. In a loud voice she says
WHAT ABOUT OUR UNBORN CHILD?
Everyone in the area looks at me with barely veiled antagonism. My first reaction is who are you? My buddy's on the floor just barely able to keep from wetting himself. Man, she got me good.
Anyone else have anything like to share?
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Ouch!
climber
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Jul 13, 2006 - 06:37pm PT
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" For all I know, its one of you here."
It was Locker. He's not a real surfer dude but he plays one on ST.
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kuni
climber
Alaska
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Jul 13, 2006 - 09:30pm PT
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Premature nostriljection.
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Apocalypsenow
Trad climber
Cali
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Jul 13, 2006 - 09:40pm PT
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So my buddy and I are taking a few days off from Josh, due to bad weather (staying at her place). One drunken night we had quite the wrestling match…she bit my chest! Teeth marks and all.
As she was biting down, without thought I threw an elbow into her eye. We both laughed it off and felt terrible the next day.
Well she had quite the shiner (and I had teeth marks in my chest).
A few days later we are shopping to head back up to the best climbing area anywhere and I am grabbing beer in the isle. Well that damn gurl…she walks up to me, with that shiner and a lot of people standing around and loudly says...”Honey, can we please buy some milk for the children?” As I stand there with a sixer and she is holding up a gallon.
Did I ever get some mean, nasty stares!
Miss you my “black-eyed” friend.
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Jul 13, 2006 - 09:55pm PT
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Apoc, that's classic! Anywhere else in the civilized world (like Iraq for instance) that would have been a horrific public burning. I’m guessing however that same scene probably plays out a half-dozen times every day in JT.
A few years ago I blew out the back of my shorts (sans underoos) whilst pulling things out of my father-in-laws garage loft basically dropping my sack in his face as he stood directly below holding the ladder I was standing on. My wife saw the whole thing, she was mortified.
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TradIsGood
Trad climber
Gunks end of country
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Jul 13, 2006 - 11:21pm PT
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Went to visit the main office in the Empire State Building. The office was on about the 60th floor.
As I get into a nearly full elevator, one of the firms salesman walks squeezes in. The doors have barely shut and he turns and asks with a perfectly straight "How's the gay rights movement going"?
And they all moved away from me... And cave me the curly eyeball... Longest elevator I ever took including the Trade Center.
Tried to get even later in the day. We hop the subway to visit a client downtown. Doors shut. I ask him how he did on the statutory rape rap. He calmly answered case dismissed - she asked for it.
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