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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 7, 2013 - 10:55am PT
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this career gig is taxing on the dream.
a run of 12 hour seat stints and my elbow locks up,
my back is in ruins,
im crowse-eyed from an unchanging digital horizon,
sunup to sundown and beyond.
but worst yet
i just fell off the edge of the mouse pad,
1/8" screamer!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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prehaps u need to be reskewed
digit hurt?
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 7, 2013 - 11:26am PT
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mouse you inquire unto my psychological injuries?
those are universes.
im constantly depressed and self-medicating
so's i can accept my cultural ignorance,
my moral sacrifices, and my over-achievements.
i just wanna go nowhere.
but im everywhere.
i want to be noone,
but im important to others.
i want to exist, quietly,
but i got to turn mad-combustions
just to generate a turd.
it's heavy, man.
my counselor tries to put me on the couch
for her interrogations-slash-hypnotisms,
but i always choose instead to edge for an hour
on her base-board while crimping on her
glass-encased credentials, and then
execute finger-tip pullups on her door jamb
upon each pass of mine across sanity's threshold.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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the norwegian national brain service has a program that might be nice and interesting for you
it's a field trip to Croatia with Patrick Sawyer
u2 need to mingle on some large stoney object and commiserate
this crag looks somber enough
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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but that's not practical
u're chaindead to a desk
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weezy
climber
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i bailed on the tree surgeon gig in 2003 and got into bartending. tree work is exciting but i got sick of being so worked on my off days that i could barely ever climb at my peak ability. now i make more money working three shifts a week and i can get in some activities before work as opposed to heading out after work all beat down.
i remember bitching about how tired i was on weekends to a badass freeclimber guy who was FFAing a bunch of zion aid lines at the time. he replied, "that's why i have a desk job."
that said, i did manage to slash four tendons, my ulnar artery and a few nerves polishing a friggen wine glass. i guess no job is completely safe.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Dean speaks the truth.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 7, 2013 - 01:59pm PT
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im just glad i didn't drop the extra economy fuel
on the upgraded 1/4" thick mouse pad.
who knows what of happenend?
most likely fvcked up my thumb, or worse.
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