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nutjob

Gym climber

Berkeley, CA

Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 20, 2012 - 06:13pm PT

http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html

Examples of what this tool will allow you to do:

proactively fashion next-generation catalysts for change

synergistically predominate visionary benefits

objectively syndicate best-of-breed technology

energistically strategize multidisciplinary services

Now just put this in an infinite loop, throw some text-to-speech engine on the front, and we can automate corporate exec presentations.

Mungeclimber

Trad climber

the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.

Sep 20, 2012 - 06:47pm PT

Trad climber

Calgary

Sep 20, 2012 - 06:53pm PT

Remember buzzword bingo from Dilbert?
We played it once during a talk from our VP

mouse from merced

Trad climber

The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.

Sep 20, 2012 - 07:57pm PT

Hate . Adverbs. Choke. Synergy...

WITF cares how something gets done?

Oh. The leading expert.

Called the boss.

JEleazarian

Trad climber

Fresno CA

Sep 20, 2012 - 08:03pm PT

Too funny. I just finished a conference call that was so full of buzzwords that the conversation could have come from this app. Perhaps because I'm involved with a lot of consulting, I may be particularly exposed to this language abuse.

I still remember an article in the Harvard Business Review from the mid-70's that could be just as timely today. I still bristle when I hear buzzwords form that ear such as "quantify" (the word is "measure"), "impact" (the word is affect), etc.

I think both of my professions (law and economics) use jargon to try to give the impression of precision and esoteric knowledge. Bah humbug!

John

Gene

climber

Sep 20, 2012 - 08:28pm PT

globally target backward-compatible vortals

I love this site!

EDIT: Sounds like the definition of the Drudge Report.

Mighty Hiker

climber

Vancouver, B.C.

Sep 20, 2012 - 08:32pm PT

Is there any way to hook this up to PowerPoint? The coup de grace, so to speak?

Modern corporate life (and most climbing writing): A horde of superlative adjective chasing after a noun, any noun, to give them some meaning.

paganmonkeyboy

climber

mars...it's near nevada...

Sep 20, 2012 - 08:46pm PT

if you really wanted to facilitate the enablement of successification, you could work harder on leveraging your synergies to align with the corporate paradigm ecosphere...ima jus sayin...