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Roughster

Sport climber
Vacaville, CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 24, 2012 - 07:13pm PT
OK I am ripping this off from another forum I frequent where it is quite a popular thread. The premise is as it sounds, get your dirty secrets off your chest here. I'll start:

 I will eat anything that falls on the floor or ground, even if there is dirt/hair on it.
 I find fat people disgusting, but I am not in very good shape myself right now due to a knee injury.
 At the Drs office, I always check I have one drink a night, I fail to mention it usually is an entire 750mL bottle of wine
 I HATE loaning out anything (ask Caughtinside :)
 I once said I did a boulder problem that I hadn't. I instantly regretted it and every time I think about it in my head I think, "STUPID STUPID STUPID" and feel sick to my stomach.
 I have used the developers hammer liberally on more than one occasion to make a move "better" not necessarily make it easier.
 I love choss. I would rather dirt mine up a mud pile then climb 5 star previously established routes.

That's enough for now. I'll add more later if the topic actually takes off.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Aug 24, 2012 - 07:21pm PT
I haven't manscaped in months.

hillrat

Trad climber
reno, nv
Aug 24, 2012 - 07:57pm PT
I'm not drunk enough for this.
Some Random Guy

Trad climber
San Franphsyco
Aug 24, 2012 - 08:01pm PT
i had sex with ur mom

anal sex!
tiki-jer

Trad climber
fresno/clovis
Aug 24, 2012 - 11:02pm PT
Cosmic how dare you !! I can't believe this....disgracing an Elvgren!
Pin-ups will never be the same.
tiki-jer

Trad climber
fresno/clovis
Aug 24, 2012 - 11:04pm PT
My but you are sexy......you say you're in Vegas?
Very appropo!
Roadie

Trad climber
Bishop, Ca
Aug 25, 2012 - 12:06am PT
I once woke up to find I was humping my dog.
tiki-jer

Trad climber
fresno/clovis
Aug 25, 2012 - 12:21am PT
The above side view is must bustier.....I must say......how about some makeup on the last shot maybe.....?
cliffhanger

Trad climber
California
Aug 25, 2012 - 02:23am PT
This is my plan for El Cap:


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/how-is-this-man-climbing-a-wall-like-spider-man/
Michelle

Trad climber
the f*#king peninsula.
Aug 25, 2012 - 02:41am PT
I wonder what Ouch! would say.
mountain dog

Trad climber
over the hills and far away
Aug 25, 2012 - 03:07am PT
Sometimes I like BBW.
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
bouldering
Aug 25, 2012 - 03:12am PT
... from another forum I frequent where it is quite a popular thread.
I ain't sh1t here, but at least I'm not whore-ing around on other sites. Supertopo 'til death.
Roughster

Sport climber
Vacaville, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 25, 2012 - 03:54am PT
Never said it was another climbing site (it isn't). I was wondering how this thread would look and what it says about the general poster on this board.

I'll throw another dirty secret out:
 I love Heavy Metal / Hard Alternative (Static-X, Pantera, Chevelle) but 9 times out of 10, I'll put a Kenny Chesney CD in when I am driving somewhere.
Some Random Guy

Trad climber
San Franphsyco
Aug 25, 2012 - 04:03am PT
whore-ing around on other.....
chalk up another one for me
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Aug 25, 2012 - 09:04am PT
my formerly noble jeep pickup, the one that can't keep coolant out of it's crankcase and thus drips emulsified from it's dipstick, will receive hand me down oil transfusions and donor filters from the flagships of the fleet and shall remain locally-bound on light trash duty for the foreseeable future.

out of deference, if truth must be murmured, hushed tones would seem appropriate
snowhazed

Trad climber
Oaksterdam, CA
Aug 27, 2012 - 02:48am PT
I just saw 'The Campaign' and this theme was front and center in the film to excellent comedic effect

i saw my first vagina at age 6
fsck

climber
Aug 27, 2012 - 02:53am PT
i love shitty corporate pop music.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
Aug 27, 2012 - 03:22am PT
I have Ke$ha on my mp3 player.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 27, 2012 - 02:41pm PT
I'm now a chemtrail believer.
Gunkie

Trad climber
East Coast US
Aug 27, 2012 - 02:47pm PT
I broke my dad's tape measure when I was about 7 years old and blamed it on my little brother. Got away with it and my brother took a beating (for a change). And I enjoyed every minute of that beating and it still brings a smile to my face when I think about it. That little cretin.
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