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philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 6, 2011 - 12:55am PT
AND STAY THERE!



If you can't handle a simple tyrolean then you should probably stay home.


http://www.mountainproject.com/v/what-was-going-on-at-cob-rock-today/107197406



I hope they send these fools the bill for the rescue!!
Lambone

Ice climber
Ashland, Or
Jul 6, 2011 - 01:55am PT
I swear...everytime I decide to put my past impressions behind me and give ColoRadans a new chance at seeming alright...one of y'all has to go and say stuff like this...?

How about you go back to mtnproject.
Lambone

Ice climber
Ashland, Or
Jul 6, 2011 - 02:07am PT
Now this guy hasa good sense of humor.
By Mark Nelson
2 days ago

why the basket? all they had to do was dangle a new pair of shoes and a handcrafted bag on the near side



lmao


I'm guessin her rock climber stud boyfriend didn't get laid that night...
caughtinside

Social climber
Davis, CA
Jul 6, 2011 - 02:10am PT
hey remember when Fish posted a big jpeg and philo was going to call the FBI for that malicious cyber attack? Where do we send that bill?
bergbryce

Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Jul 6, 2011 - 02:40am PT
yeah cuz dem COLORADICALS are the BADDEST.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2011 - 08:17am PT
Ha ha ha ha!

You CaliKids are too much. Personally I am fairly bored with the CaliCentric wankers who do not realize that Yosemite or JT aren't the center of the climbing universe. These girls were stupid and should not have gone where the did without proper guidance or experience. Do you think a drowning and body retrieval would have been a preferable outcome?




FYI Caughtinside; I certainly remember when Russ posted his bomb. I also remember (though I am sure you don't) the hell I was going through at the time. What Russ did may seem funny or innocent to some but it was a BS move. And yes Virginia there are laws against malicious intent on the internet. And yes they are handled by the FBI. So what is your point? That it is fun to ridicule someone who is facing the uncertainty of amputation and has a meltdown because of a stupid act of callousness? Do you also kick crutches out from the injured or let the air out of wheelchairs? You are a hell of a guy!
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2011 - 08:53am PT
No, of course I don't. It was just fun to poke a finger. Locker you know you are a competent climber and your move to Colorado was a good one.
You west coasters need to get a sense of humor.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2011 - 09:13am PT
Curiously I am the goat here. I guess that's what you get when you don't just heap praise on Cali.

They made it across but couldn't make it back. No injuries but they required several emergency vehicles including a fire dept ladder & bucket truck. This completely shut down Boulder Canyon for an extended time. While being "saved", the one girl was cheering and pumping her fists in the air like she had just won a marathon or something. Pathetic! What if the fire truck was engaged and a house fire started.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2011 - 09:27am PT
Thanx dude.

Curiously there are no comments about their incompetence or the inconvenience they caused so many. Only my jab at California matters, which proves my point. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
neversummer

Trad climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
Jul 6, 2011 - 09:27am PT
Crybaby
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 6, 2011 - 09:31am PT
She clipped into the tyrolean with a long sling.

Doesn't matter where they are from. Stupid is as stupid does.




Here's your sign.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2011 - 09:33am PT
No Locker. Pathetic that they needed help in the first place. If they could get across the tyrol on their own why couldn't they get back on their own? NO INJURIES, just incompetence. So if some gym punks from Colorado went out and got in over their heads in JT and needed a fire truck to get down you would find that okie dokie? Or do you suppose that they would be made the butt plug of jokes?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2011 - 09:39am PT
I don't really care where they are from either. It is more about Noobie incompetence. But who would have paid attention to the thread without the Cali reference?


So Locker, when are you and Blitzo heading to the Black Canyon to take on the Painted Wall? Want some beta?
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Jul 6, 2011 - 09:43am PT
Personally I am fairly bored with the CaliCentric wankers who do not realize that Yosemite or JT aren't the center of the climbing universe.

Are you saying it isn't? Has it been moved to Shelf Road?


Has this thread been cleared by Rockjox?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2011 - 09:45am PT
and how's yer EGO feeling this morning???...


Do you really think this is about my ego?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2011 - 09:52am PT
You are right Locker no blue butt plug for my xmas stocking Hahaha!
Clearly my ego is shattered. I better move to the West Coast.
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Jul 6, 2011 - 09:53am PT
Best post of the MP thread (thanks to John Marsella)

Blitzo

Social climber
Earth
Jul 6, 2011 - 10:16am PT
What I want to know is:

Were the girls good looking?
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2011 - 10:19am PT
Hmmmmm, they were noobs and they were from California.
Did they really require a rescue? Or did they just expect one?
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 6, 2011 - 10:27am PT
They would have made it but their implants got in the way.
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