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nature
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Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 1, 2010 - 01:18pm PT
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A guy walks into a bar and on the bar is a pot of $100 bills....
D'oh! no wait... that one is far too long.
Beuhler?
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MisterE
Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
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I used to think I was indecisive, now I am not so sure.
Department of redundancy department!
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the kid
Trad climber
fayetteville, wv
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look
in
the
mirror
BHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
;)
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nutjob
Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
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A guy walks into a bar.
The second guy ducks.
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matty
Trad climber
los arbor
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What's wrong with a gay BBQ?
The hot dogs taste like sh#t.
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Derek
climber
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A guy walks in to a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The doctor takes one look at him, and says "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".
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apogee
climber
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Does the world smell different to short people?
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2010 - 01:46pm PT
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the looking in the mirror joke doesn't make me laugh.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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If we post dwarf jokes, Chris might toss us out of here.
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HighTraverse
Trad climber
Bay Area
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yuh ever bin ta Utaaahhhhrr?
......pause for effect.......
Whyyy?
ah'm frum Utaaaahhhrrrr....
...pause...
whurr the men 're men......an' the sheep're all nervous
Credits to Utah Phillips (RIP)
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pud
climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep when they die?
'Cause deep down they're good people.
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BurnRockBurn
climber
South of Black Rock City (CC,NV)
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What do you have if you have a moth ball in each hand?
A BIG FUGGING MOTH
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Yeah, but Anders, my jokes might dwarf yours!!!!!
hee hee hee
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throwpie
Trad climber
Berkeley
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A duck walked into a drugstore and said "give me a tube of chapstick and put it on my bill."
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MisterE
Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
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How about the near-deaf genie who gave the guy a million ducks and a 12-inch pianist?
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2010 - 02:31pm PT
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E - :-)
I finally got Anders' dwarf comment.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 1, 2010 - 02:33pm PT
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
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nutjob
Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
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I never knew it took a fish with no eye to make a baby. Maybe too obscure?
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noal elkins
climber
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Did you hear about the junkie that shot up marsala sauce? He ended up in a korma.
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Prod
Trad climber
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If we post dwarf jokes, Chris might toss us out of here.
haha good one Anders.
I met a girl who was 2'11", Yeah I was nuts over that one.
What did the doe say when she came out of the woods "that is the last time I do that for 10 bucks"
Why did the Ram fall off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.
Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
Do you want off color jokes as well?
Prod.
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