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TwistedCrank
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Hell
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Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 30, 2007 - 11:57am PT
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I didn't have time to tie into a rope this week but I did have time to head up to Table Rock to boulder some steep sandstone. I friend of mine suggested that try some Hammer Gel Espresso so, as he put it, I could get some crank on. It has caffeine. Yar!
I figured if one is good then two must be great. I sucked down four. The last thing I remember before blacking out was doing one-armed pullups while singing ACDC songs. When I came to I was wearing a bathrobe over my climbing shorts, some fuzzy slippers and a denim hat with mirrors and old Budweiser cans embroidered into it. There were hundreds of Tony the Tiger dolls scattered around the house. There was a half empty 50 pound bag of Arabica coffee beans and some strange cooking paraphernalia in my kitchen.
There were some police cars outside and men in white suits knocking on my door. Apparently I hadn't slept in 3 days.
Not recommended for thin slabs...
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Phil_B
Social climber
Hercules, CA
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Mar 30, 2007 - 12:27pm PT
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That's pretty funny stuff.
Dude, you gotta find a place to host those photos that doesn't require a login though. People who aren't members of mtbr.com (and logged in) won't be able to view the pics.
Cheers,
Phil
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goatboy smellz
climber
colorado
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Mar 30, 2007 - 12:29pm PT
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Raoul Duke lives!!!
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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Mar 30, 2007 - 12:30pm PT
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Twisted--We want to see the photos of that Hammered Gelly trip! I'm rolling on the floor from the TR!
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