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Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 12, 2009 - 01:48pm PT
I figured someone has to represent the old, over-the-hill, fat fuçks:



Video shot from iPhone, of course...
TrundleBum

Trad climber
Las Vegas
Feb 12, 2009 - 01:58pm PT

That's 'old' and that's fat ?

I was expecting something more like:
Mike Bolte

Trad climber
Planet Earth
Feb 12, 2009 - 02:01pm PT
Hah - iPhones do knott have video. Obviously a fake.
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Feb 12, 2009 - 02:02pm PT
Where does the route start?

Phil_B

Social climber
Hercules, CA
Feb 12, 2009 - 02:04pm PT
Why does Elvis have camel toe?
I don't think I want to know
Loomis

climber
*_*
Feb 12, 2009 - 02:11pm PT
Impressive indeed HK

Pretty damned good quality from the iPwnd.
Jerry Dodrill

climber
Sebastopol, CA
Feb 12, 2009 - 02:16pm PT
Where are you klimbing, Knott? Or, where are you Knott klimbing?
Moof

Big Wall climber
A cube at my soul sucking job in Oregon
Feb 12, 2009 - 02:16pm PT
Can't be you Dave, you don't climb anymore. The Xmas fires haven't been the same since...
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 12, 2009 - 02:30pm PT
Mike Bolte wrote:

Hah - iPhones do knott have video. Obviously a fake.

I have knott one, but two video recording programs:





Moof wrote:

Can't be you Dave, you don't climb anymore. The Xmas fires haven't been the same since...


Ah, the everlasting privit-tree wood:

jstan

climber
Feb 12, 2009 - 02:31pm PT
I did something like that once and heard my belayer say, "Doesn't anyone CLIMB anymore?" Since my belayer was able to rip N slow one arm chins with either arm, it was a month before I was able to get my tail out from between my legs.

I guess it is all fun tho.
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 12, 2009 - 02:40pm PT
Indeed. Here's one of my iPhone's custom boot-logos (replaces the stock apple when iPhone starts up):


Hopefully that will even things out a bit...
Crimpergirl

Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Feb 12, 2009 - 02:55pm PT
Is that a scrotal close up of fat Elvis' crotch?

Ha!
EC Does It

Social climber
Sonoma/San Diego
Feb 12, 2009 - 04:20pm PT
Nice Dave, let's see more of a tantrum next time haha, have you sent since the video. I wish I were there sessioning with you guys...post some of dirty kenny at work.
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 12, 2009 - 07:35pm PT
EC - nobody can compete with the master himself:

http://oceandave.com/Castle_Rock.mov

Edit: I just added a larger, higher quality version of the infamous Castle Rock video above.
Gene

climber
Feb 12, 2009 - 07:38pm PT
Why is all that colorful confetti stuck to the wall?
Talusfeeder

Social climber
SF
Feb 12, 2009 - 09:06pm PT
Is that actually the finish for lost keys? I always thought it went through the pocket on the overhanging bit....

Seems like the way in the video stops mid crux and escapes to some jugs...am I wrong or have I just been climbing this the wrong way?

'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Feb 12, 2009 - 09:35pm PT
Why you cheating lying f*ck! I saw you use the wrong-coloured foothold! WTF you doing claiming the ascent???
Moof

Big Wall climber
A cube at my soul sucking job in Oregon
Feb 12, 2009 - 09:50pm PT
That has to be 04? I recognize 2 of my chairs, and the mendo sized nalgene behind the wood stack.

Good times.
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2012 - 02:24pm PT
Keeping it Real Bump™
(plus I was able to edit my original post and embed the video).

Moof, sorry for the belated reply, I'm pretty sure that was Winter 2005.

Good times, indeed!
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