The pros and cons of dating a woman with hairy legs?

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dirtbag

climber
Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 12, 2005 - 05:41pm PT
Inquiring minds want to know.
caughtinside

Social climber
Davis, CA
Sep 12, 2005 - 05:43pm PT
Pros?

*crickets chirping*
Ouch!

climber
Sep 12, 2005 - 05:49pm PT
Cons? Can cause hairy leg envy among males.
smokin_nolens

Social climber
California Valley, California
Sep 12, 2005 - 06:54pm PT
Take a tip from the master-
Date 'em before they can even grow hair!
No Problem.
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Sep 12, 2005 - 10:49pm PT
I'll take hairy legs over a hairy back any day.

But I sure wish I could offer my loved ones the same.
:- k
malabarista

Trad climber
San Francisco, Ca
Sep 12, 2005 - 10:52pm PT
My girlfriend is Asian. She does not have hair to shave off period (except on her head).

I'd say that's the best solution: date Asian chicks.
Watusi

Social climber
Joshua Tree, CA
Sep 13, 2005 - 01:19am PT
Women are great, hairy or not.
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Sep 13, 2005 - 07:22am PT
Pros:

You get to be with a woman.

Cons:

YOu have to deal with being with a woman.

Con

Trad climber
Boston, MA
Sep 13, 2005 - 10:29am PT
Umm, I don't see any pros, because if the foliage is that thick on the trunks, then the canopy must be scary...
golsen

Social climber
kennewick, wa
Sep 13, 2005 - 12:29pm PT
dirtbag,
sumtim to tink aboot, make sure they only have 2 hairy legs not 4...
t-bird

Trad climber
Santa Cruz,CA
Sep 13, 2005 - 03:33pm PT
You boys are so damned amusing you make me laugh out loud.

Ladies... you wanna chime in here about mustaches?
maculated

Trad climber
San Luis Obispo, CA
Sep 13, 2005 - 03:41pm PT
Oh God. Shave them off, please. Only evil people have mustaches.
SoloBolo

Trad climber
groveland, ca
Sep 13, 2005 - 03:48pm PT
"My girlfriend is Asian. She does not have hair to shave off period (except on her head).

I'd say that's the best solution: date Asian chicks."

hmmmm i tried that and it was the biggest mistake of my natural born life. my experience with her has turned me away from dealing with asians almost completely.
Ouch!

climber
Sep 13, 2005 - 03:52pm PT
Hairy legged women make great lint rollers. You can clean a whole suit with one swipe.
dirtbag

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 13, 2005 - 03:53pm PT
That's surprising Ouch. I thought they would shed more.

caughtinside

Social climber
Davis, CA
Sep 13, 2005 - 04:32pm PT
"Only evil people have mustaches."

Sorry Shack! hahaha

Man, if only I could grow a real boss, kickin' 'stache.
malabarista

Trad climber
San Francisco, Ca
Sep 13, 2005 - 04:46pm PT
"hmmmm i tried that and it was the biggest mistake of my natural born life. my experience with her has turned me away from dealing with asians almost completely. "

Perhaps the BEST solution if you are going to deal.. is only to DEAL in cold hard cash. Head down to Costa Rica.

I happened to stumble upon a woman I respect in every way, long past when I ever thought such a thing was even possible for me.
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
St. Louis
Sep 13, 2005 - 10:30pm PT
I actually like whiskers. I love when a guy doesn't obsessively shave daily. Weekends should be no-shave zones. It's so manly!



(but the zz top beard thing - ewwwww).
Apocalypsenow

Trad climber
Cali
Sep 14, 2005 - 01:47pm PT
"The Master?" Now who might you be making reference to, Smokin Nolen?
A Dzzl

Trad climber
Praha, Czech Republic
Sep 14, 2005 - 03:24pm PT
How about getting some, as opposed to not.
dirtbag

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 14, 2005 - 03:53pm PT
A dzzl, more often than not, that is the deciding factor for me. And Locker, it's nice to see that you tried an experiment, complete with a control, to determine if there really is a difference. The public benefits from good, sound science.
Loom

climber
167 stinking feet above sea level : (
Sep 14, 2005 - 10:56pm PT
The pros and cons? The local women's prison has plenty of hairy legged women, but most pros keep 'em shaved . . .



The top ten reasons to date a hairy legged woman:

10. This is where I ran out of ideas. Pick one from those listed in the posts above.

9. If you ever burn all the skin off your legs when someone jokingly throws a butane canister in your campfire at HVCG, you might just have a donor match.

8. Maybe she'll let you shave them.

7. When the two of you travel internationally, where there is a danger of terrorist attack, you'll be less likely to be spotted as an American.

6. It's better than looking at her armpits.

5. The sex might not be good, but your hairy legs rubbing against her hairy legs in some zipped together sleeping bags can still create some spectacular fireworks thanks to static electricity.

4. She'll have fewer unsightly scratches after descending through the manzanita.

3. It might take longer before you lose your turn.

2. You can be honest and still get that raise from your crazy neocon boss; just start chanting, "I love bush!"

1. You can have sex in a stall in a men's room in San Francisco and no one will make a fuss.
kimgraves

Trad climber
Brooklyn, NY
Sep 15, 2005 - 12:35am PT
Going to Europe for the first time, 15 years ago, I was surprised to find that most European women shaved nothing: not their legs; not their under arms; not anything. Instead, it was their body image that made them so hot.

American women's body image is f*#ked up: by the media; by the celebrity culture; by Madison Avenue touting 14 year old bodies. Being in Europe was a relieve for me, as a man, to not have to deal with that. The whole immature sexuality of America was just absent.

Pros: you get to breath a sigh of relief.

Cons: none as far as I'm concerned.

Best, Kim
kimgraves

Trad climber
Brooklyn, NY
Sep 15, 2005 - 10:03am PT
dHOG,

Still making fun of my name I see. Just like we used to do in elementary school.

My grandmother used to call me Kimmy. Your calling me that brings a warm and fuzzy to me. Kimbo, Kimba, Kimmer, were all names former girlfriends called me. So you can try those as well. Do you know what a girlfriend is, dHOG?

In truth I'd love to move to France, or Italy, or Spain. But alas my job is not YET portable. Maybe someday. But thanks for thinking of me. I appreciate it.

Now dHOG, I have a question. The OP was about the pluses and minuses of women who shave or not. Why did your post not address that? What do you think about women who don't shave?

Do you never answer the question in front of you? You still haven't answered MY original question - "What does that make you.? Are you completely limited to C-TON and CCTS? What's it like to live a life that is so angry?

PTF...

Yours in concern,

Kimmy Carlton Graves



climrgrl

Trad climber
SLO, CA
Sep 15, 2005 - 08:43pm PT
Pros: More hot water left for you if she takes a shower first.

Funny how most assume that a woman who doesn't shave must have very noticeably hairy legs. I'm lucky enough to have just a little fine blonde hair on my legs and haven't shaved them in over 10 years. No complaints yet! (Insert complaint from Shorttimer here, oh I set myself up for these things....)
SammyLee

Trad climber
Memphis
Sep 16, 2005 - 07:06pm PT
At age 18, I was sent to live in Italy. Beautiful girls all around, but none of them shaved anything. I learned to love it. Still do. And no, I don't necessarly want to move there or France or whatever. Just like the natural look. (and feel) Why should women have to shave?
Adams

Sport climber
02134
Feb 18, 2011 - 02:32am PT
I would definetly date a woman with hairy legs, because I have hairy legs myself, it would be great to see who has hairier legs and compete to see who has hairier legs.
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Feb 18, 2011 - 04:15am PT
Hog struck a nerve with Kimbo.

If hairy legs are unattractive to you its a con. its not like your some supreme being because you don't find hairy legs unattractive, its just different tastes, and perhaps society played a role in it but regardless thats the case right now. Its like, you probably aren't attracted to dudes that walk around butt ass naked, but thats because society told us to we should wear clothes. Whether we really should or shouldn't is besides the point, if my naked white hairy ass walked up and struck up a conversation about what the best eats is at the mall you'd flip your sh#t.


For me, I don't like any hair. Except on the chin. I'm hungarian, what can I say.
Captain...or Skully

climber
The Seas of Stone.
Feb 18, 2011 - 09:08am PT
QITNL has it right, I think.

They're her legs. Do as you will, Lady.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Feb 18, 2011 - 09:55am PT
Pros: Better than dating no one.

Cons: Not as good as dating a woman without hairy legs.
james Colborn

Trad climber
Truckee, Ca
Feb 18, 2011 - 10:03am PT
Pros: She'd probably dig your car out of a snow bank
Cons: She'd probably kick your ass in arm wrestling
Leggs

Sport climber
El Presidio, Tucson
Feb 18, 2011 - 10:05am PT
this is hilarious

i hate shaving... never been a problem... never any complaints...besides, they're my LEGGS.

my better half grew whiskers all over his face the past year and a half... sexy as hell.

Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Feb 18, 2011 - 10:11am PT
it was truckee town in mid-july
i'd just hit town and my throat was dry ...

she was the first woman i saw in california. i was on my way to see another woman, a beautiful woman, but i temporarily forgot about her. she was blonde, this truckee hippie, a blonde with brown mixed in, totally natural, totally beautiful. i noticed she didn't shave her legs and somehow that was beautiful too. we looked at each other and then she walked away into spacetime, looking back once over her shoulder.

not too many years later, having moved to this achingly beautiful state, i started to notice that glorious breed of woman called asian. it's a wonderful world, fellas.

if you can sing, leggs, you're beautiful to begin with. the body is bonus.
Leggs

Sport climber
El Presidio, Tucson
Feb 18, 2011 - 10:15am PT
if you can sing, leggs, you're beautiful to begin with

I do love to sing, Mister Bird...hairy leggs and all
JLP

Social climber
The internet
Feb 18, 2011 - 11:31am PT
If you're thinking about switching sides, it could be a stepping stone.
FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Feb 18, 2011 - 11:45am PT
Man are most men stupid.
Watusi & Tony have it right women are great.
Leggs good for you.
it's like climbing you can waste your life doing sport climbing or you can do real climbs.
Real women have hair & they are beautiful.
Those of you that don't like nature please go play baseball or football with other men. I'll go climbing with real women.
hooblie

climber
from where the anecdotes roam
Feb 18, 2011 - 12:41pm PT
the best way to like girls is the way they like themselves. thought about drawing the line at hairy moles ...
but now i'm not so sure:


































Anastasia

climber
hanging from a crimp and crying for my mama.
Feb 18, 2011 - 12:52pm PT
Great old thread...

Hairy or Not... It's all about the woman herself.

Over the years I have met some really beautiful women that were extremely ugly people... I honestly can't get far enough away from them.

I have also met some unattractive women that after a bit of time with them... Well I end up wanting to be just like them. They are extremely awesome which makes them some of the most beautiful women in the world.

As for the whole shave thing. I go through periods when I don't shave and... I go through periods when I shave all the time. It's all about when you are in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Anastasia

NigelSSI

Trad climber
BC
Feb 18, 2011 - 12:55pm PT
WOW HOOBLIE!!!

That one's got some nice teats.



Practicality is one of the traits I look for in a woman. Smooth legs are nice, but so is a gal who can handle a chain saw.
Ricardo Cabeza

climber
Done with tobacco.
Feb 18, 2011 - 12:58pm PT
I used to date a girl who didn't shave her legs.

She was beautiful, intelligent, and climbed WAY better than me!

She said the key was to never have shaved 'em. Ever. I couldn't tell that they had hair without close examination.

We keep in touch, last fall she sent her first .12c gear lead at Index.

No cons, in my opinion. It's all about the woman.
Melissa

Gym climber
berkeley, ca
Feb 18, 2011 - 12:59pm PT
If most of you guys had a good woman who loved you, you wouldn't care if she had a beard and a hairy back.

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Feb 18, 2011 - 01:01pm PT
Amen!
Brandon-

climber
Done With Tobacco
Feb 18, 2011 - 01:06pm PT
Your mom's a hippie!!!
jfailing

Trad climber
A trailer park in the Sierras
Feb 18, 2011 - 01:06pm PT
K-man, we might be related.
jfailing

Trad climber
A trailer park in the Sierras
Feb 18, 2011 - 01:15pm PT
Mike has it right - it depends on why she has hair legs.

If she's not shaving her legs to "make a statement," then no, it's not cool (hippie).

If she's not shaving her legs because she's been climbing for the past two months, well then it's different.

Hairy legs I can deal with. Hairy pits are a completely different story though....
scuffy b

climber
Three feet higher
Feb 18, 2011 - 01:25pm PT
It's amazing what sissies some tough-guy climbers can be, unplanned bivies,
bleeding wounds, tendinitis, broken bones and dehydration notwithstanding.
Moof

Big Wall climber
Orygun
Feb 18, 2011 - 01:35pm PT
Shaved daily or never is just fine. Shaved only every 2-3 days is just slow cruel torture...
Anastasia

climber
hanging from a crimp and crying for my mama.
Feb 18, 2011 - 01:37pm PT
Moof,
I'll drink to that!
:)
FeelioBabar

Trad climber
One drink ahead of my past.
Feb 18, 2011 - 01:50pm PT
Hairy legs may indicate a lack of attention paid to the buisiness district as well.....

Cuidado!

Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Feb 18, 2011 - 01:56pm PT
I'm a hippy, so my opinion doesn't count,
but Melissa said it for me above...
NigelSSI

Trad climber
BC
Feb 18, 2011 - 02:07pm PT

Oh hairy legs...
Brandon-

climber
Done With Tobacco
Feb 18, 2011 - 02:31pm PT
That's what my ex's legs looked like. Butt too.
When you quit shaving it just stays peach fuzz, at least it did for the chick I knew.

Nice picture.
Morgan_H

Trad climber
Seattle
Feb 18, 2011 - 03:23pm PT
I think it's hilarious that male climbers are pretending that they have a choice.

If you're lucky enough to find a girl that picks you in spite of your scrawny body, neurotic, obsessed and self-involved brain, you should thank cupid and focus on keeping her hairy or hairless self as happy as possible.
FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Feb 18, 2011 - 03:35pm PT
Jeremy go play baseball with the boys.
P.S. Morgan_H you got that right.
I like any person that is nice to me & if it's a woman so much the better.
goatboy smellz

climber
Nederland
Feb 18, 2011 - 03:40pm PT
bump for Jeremy's new girlfriend

googles image
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Mar 2, 2011 - 09:10pm PT
Why haven't I checked this thread til now???
Cuz it don't matter to me.

As an aside- By the amount of hair Leggs has on her head you'd think she'd be furry all over. Nope. She's like a hairless cat.
The reason she hates shaving is because she doesn't have to.

"business district"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's some funny sh#t right there!
Leggs

Sport climber
El Presidio, Tucson
Mar 2, 2011 - 09:20pm PT
Whoa, cowboy... "hairless cat"?

hahahhaa!

Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Mar 2, 2011 - 09:59pm PT
Sexy women with hairy legs, pits, no bath for a few days, coifed muff, good stuff.
mrtropy

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Mar 2, 2011 - 10:29pm PT
What would Charlie do?
Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
Mar 2, 2011 - 10:40pm PT
when you are man enough to take care of her needs, a hairy woman's legs would provide a much needed facial scrub, given the right circumstances/fluid mixtures.

MisterE

Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
Mar 3, 2011 - 03:32am PT
Yet another furries reference thread!? WTF?

You guys are one or all of three things:

1. Locked down in Yukitat Alaska
2. deathly afraid of "naked" nudity (Did I just write that? *Shudder*)
3. Had a really good time with the bearded lady when the circus came through town.

Just sayin'
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