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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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May 27, 2009 - 01:24pm PT
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The Penis Jam, invented by Pappen is a much undervalued climbing tech. With the so called penis jam one can shake out place gear, etc.
Juan
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rhyang
climber
SJC
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May 27, 2009 - 01:35pm PT
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Is wearing a condom while penis jamming considered cheating ?
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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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May 27, 2009 - 01:43pm PT
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Pappen had it down to a science. He could hang his whole wait off his penis.
It was a sight to behold.
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couchmaster
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - May 27, 2009 - 05:53pm PT
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LOL, wuzzup fattrad, you can dish out a Clash post every 10 min or so but can't take it? LOL
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scuffy b
climber
Sinatra to Singapore
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May 27, 2009 - 06:21pm PT
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I disapprove of the numbering of this thread.
It offends my civilized Roman sensibilities.
(I'm not Roman, I just had to say that)
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wildone
climber
GHOST TOWN
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May 27, 2009 - 08:42pm PT
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I think it's the first relevant clsah thread I've read...
Good work couch!
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couchmaster
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 8, 2009 - 01:28pm PT
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Since the other Clash thread is cranking back to the top thought it would be a good time to say in an Elvis like voice "Thank you thank you very much! "
FATTY, like the climbing Clsah of Civvy threads much more than the non-climbing political ones you continually post, yet I've never told you to control yourself, so good luck in getting me to either limit or stop posting climbing pictures. Even naked ones. I put the word Nekkid in the header, don't click it if you are at work.
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matisse
climber
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at last, something for the women on the site.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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DMT:
He's thinking V2 Flare?
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Studly
Trad climber
WA
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sheesh, I could have gone all day without seeing Adams crack.
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HighDesertDJ
Trad climber
Arid-zona
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Mmmmm. Hairy buttcracks.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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At least this is cheaper than calling a plumber...
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Jim E
climber
away
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He's wearing shoes. Lame!
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couchmaster
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 24, 2009 - 02:12pm PT
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Shoes are aid?
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2010 - 01:31pm PT
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Classic bowline on a coil tie in. The rumor is that the Left Cheek, which is located to the left of Adam's crack (which is seen in the photo) will be getting a first ascent this weekend.
Nude of course.
ps, this is all Bullwinkle's fault. Adam looked at his buddy Jesse and innocently asked "Why are all those "Stone Nude" calenders of chicks? Jesse replied that essentially it's cause dudes are wimps, pussies and chickens. Adam said he'd pose for one, and the challenge of his friend soon led to this.
Now the area of all these routes is called "The Bare Buttress", and has seen several naked ascents. It's rumored that although they are split up now, Adam lined up a girlfriend based on the last set of photos.
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Bullwinkle could add a lot to this thread!
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slevin
Trad climber
New York, NY
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You know, it's Shockley's Ceiling that you are supposed to climb like that...
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L
climber
Training for the Blue Tape Route on Half Dome
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OMG! How did I miss this doozy the first time around?????
Would you look at that bu...bu...bu...beeeeeeeautiful turquoise rope he's got wrapped around his...lean...athletic...muscular...wa-wa-wa-waist...momma mia...it's starting to get warm in here...
Oh Thank you Couchmaster!!!! Thank you! Sexiest rope on the Taco. ;-)
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L
climber
Training for the Blue Tape Route on Half Dome
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I don't know, TK...could be a LOVE HANDLE...or it could be he's just wrapped that fine turquoise rope a bit tight to...er...cinch things up a bit.
Tell ya the truth...I hadn't looked much above that purty blue rope till ya just said sumthing...
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moacman
Trad climber
Montana
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Isn't that the infamous "Fighting C*#k Jam" route near the split pillars..
Stevo
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 20, 2010 - 11:32am PT
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For L, Tami and anyone who lets their freak flag fly. The FA of the Left Cheek occurred. Naked of course. For those who think shoes are aid: no shoes. No harness. No chalkbag. Bowline on a coil tie in.
"The Left Cheek is the route located to the left of Adam's Crack on the Bare Buttress. 25 min drive from a major metro area in a still secret "trad" climbing area. LOL! Full report and pictures at the link below.
http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/953311/Re_Naked_first_ascent_at_The_F#Post953311
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NRC
Trad climber
Land of the little people
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Apr 20, 2010 - 01:06pm PT
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If I get reactions like L and Tami's, I might start climbing nude all the time! Nothing like waking up to the ego boost of women talking about enjoying my naked body! It would be hard to hype a belayer for too many nude ascents though - I can see why Michael Reardon had to do his naked climbing solo. It takes a true friend to be willing to belay a nude dude... ...although maybe I could sucker someone into a lap on Nutcracker.
Thanks Bill for helping me fly my freak flag!
N aked
R ock
C limber
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