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nature
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Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 9, 2005 - 09:19pm PT
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Please return. Screw honoring that dumb bet. Pull an MJ - your fans want you!!!
Anyone object?
First beer is on me...
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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I vote to bring Blowboarder back.
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 9, 2005 - 09:52pm PT
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so.... zardoz... what did I do to deserve to be called a woman? Oh, you are probably a trolling-castoff from rc.newb. So he's getting inticements at that "other place". What other place? I thought there was only THE one!
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 9, 2005 - 10:41pm PT
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Z - fair enough. It's just that well... your post sounded plural and since only two had chimed in before you well.... i naturally suspected.... ya know....
so crimpergirl... is that you? if so, would you be my belay slave one day? "You" sure looked "well" equiped to hold the soft end of the rope =)
I'd be happy to trade off with.... oh... nevermind.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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A camera. Of course. I took it tonight. Not as good as your photos though.
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Ouch!
climber
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"How's this????"
You sure do have a big thumb!
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 10, 2005 - 12:02am PT
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on belay?
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Feb 10, 2005 - 12:17am PT
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Hey crimper girl, you'd have a lot better chance of getting BB to come back if you move your hand.
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 10, 2005 - 02:47am PT
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would it helped if I moved my hand?
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 10, 2005 - 03:01am PT
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Big thumb? All the better to climb with. Ha! I wondered how long before I get to see some man-skin. Sweeeeeeet!
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maculated
Trad climber
San Luis Obispo, CA
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Feb 10, 2005 - 03:17am PT
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Oh God. Nature, you have to marry me. That was the topper of a wonderful evening. I have go to to bed before I lose momentum.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 10, 2005 - 03:28am PT
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The more I look at nature's photo, the more inadequate I feel (except for my super-thumb). Grrrrrr.
Maculated: How can you go to bed after taking a peek at that?
Must. focus..... close. eyes.....
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Ouch!
climber
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Feb 10, 2005 - 03:43am PT
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Yep. That's one Big thumb.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 10, 2005 - 03:49am PT
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I'm so laughing out loud! Red nail polish though? Did you superimpose your fingers??? That is effin' hilarious! You guys are great!!!
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Ouch!
climber
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Feb 10, 2005 - 03:51am PT
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Pretty impressive rack, Nature.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 10, 2005 - 03:57am PT
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And THAT thumb. Damn, now I'm never getting to sleep...
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Ouch!
climber
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Feb 10, 2005 - 04:03am PT
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It's a medical condition known as "Climber's Thumb Syndrome". It reveals who has been driving lots of things in cracks. With bad aim.
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 10, 2005 - 10:02am PT
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OMFG.... I never realized how big it was. They've grown!!! no wonder climbing feels so much tougher these days! They've grown!!! You see the size of those.... um.... thumbs? No wonder I started shovin' my thumb into the red-sized camalot slots instead of my hand. They've grown!!!
Least it isn't my nose....
maculated - HI!
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maculated
Trad climber
San Luis Obispo, CA
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Feb 10, 2005 - 01:04pm PT
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I wuv ST. :) This thread just got better.
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 10, 2005 - 01:19pm PT
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I do.
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Matt
Trad climber
moving to the RIGHT
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Feb 10, 2005 - 01:24pm PT
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get a room...
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WBraun
climber
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Feb 10, 2005 - 01:30pm PT
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Matt
You entered, The “room”, now take off your jacket and get to work.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Feb 10, 2005 - 01:33pm PT
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With hands like that, maybe crimper girl should stick to slopers and cracks.
YOU two (Nature and Crimpergirl) oughta get together and create the KID WITH THE BIGGEST THUMBS EVER!
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maculated
Trad climber
San Luis Obispo, CA
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Feb 10, 2005 - 01:40pm PT
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Did you just marry me, Nature? Isn't that wife with a PhD going to come beat me up now? When I proposed last night, I didn't know, I swear. Don't tease.
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maculated
Trad climber
San Luis Obispo, CA
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Feb 10, 2005 - 01:56pm PT
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Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha. That took me a minute. :)
When do our parents get to meet? Then I figure we can actually meet. :) You might be even able to tell me your name.
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Ouch!
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Feb 10, 2005 - 02:03pm PT
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Well, it's one thing to hook up those thumbs in a forum. Something else to consummate the deal in a forum. Even with a Phd.
I believe it might be unethical. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
It's the logistics.
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 10, 2005 - 02:11pm PT
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If my thumb hooked up with the other thumb the wife might get jealous (already happened once today). My thumbs don't cheat.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Feb 10, 2005 - 02:16pm PT
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Isn't there a country song about that?
"Your cheat'n Thumbs"?
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 10, 2005 - 03:11pm PT
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Hank Jr. shore is...
Your cheatin' thumbs will make you weep
You'll cry and cry and try to sleep
But sleep won't come the whole night through
Your cheatin' thumbs will tell on you
When tears come down like falling rain
You'll toss around and call my name
You'll walk the floor the way
I do your cheatin' thumbs will tell on you
When tears come down
Your cheatin' thumbs will tell on you
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Ouch!
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Feb 10, 2005 - 04:02pm PT
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No Junior. Give me the real thing. Well, along with Janis Joplin and Anna Netrebko.
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maculated
Trad climber
San Luis Obispo, CA
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Feb 10, 2005 - 04:07pm PT
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How about both at once? I love that "Tear in my Beer" song.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 12, 2005 - 10:20pm PT
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Jeez, I leave town for a couple of days and the relationship with Nature I'd been cultivating with care gets highjacked by Maculated. I did not even get an invitation to the wedding.
I see WBraun is in the room. Let's have a look at your thumbs....
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WBraun
climber
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Feb 12, 2005 - 10:35pm PT
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WTF, babe, I ain’t playin this game. Mr. Ouch! is your man. He’s the player two posts above.
Edit: Oh yea, I forgot, BlowBoarder, get your ass back over here.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 12, 2005 - 10:42pm PT
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Ha! Thumbs Ouch, Thumbs!!!
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akclimber
Trad climber
Eagle River, AK
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Feb 12, 2005 - 10:49pm PT
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Holy crap! Are those real? Not that it would matter.
I like the large version of the pic better.:)
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 12, 2005 - 11:00pm PT
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want my larger version? It's even bigger!
BTW, are you thumbs free friday afternoon? Mine have that day free. if you'd like...
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 12, 2005 - 11:07pm PT
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Ack! Yes real. No more of that, it's disturbing.
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akclimber
Trad climber
Eagle River, AK
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Feb 12, 2005 - 11:08pm PT
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Do they help or hinder your climbing?
No more of what?
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 12, 2005 - 11:12pm PT
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To be honest, they do get in the way at times. On a face climb, I'll look down to see my feet and see only boobs. And some times on some balancy moves, I'll try moving and the climbing bra will snag on the wall and work against my movement. They are not like the biggest ever. I think the photo added weight or something.
What about Nature's? Definitely saline.
edit: no more magnification!
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 12, 2005 - 11:14pm PT
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ah natural, of course.
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akclimber
Trad climber
Eagle River, AK
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Feb 12, 2005 - 11:19pm PT
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Nature's made me sick.:(
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akclimber
Trad climber
Eagle River, AK
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Feb 12, 2005 - 11:25pm PT
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Crimper, how about one with your face in it?:)
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 12, 2005 - 11:27pm PT
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yeah! if you do I will!
ak, only sick? blowboarder said it deeply disturbed him.
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akclimber
Trad climber
Eagle River, AK
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Feb 12, 2005 - 11:29pm PT
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It only disturbed blowboarder because he probably had some sort of Freudian attraction to that matt of hair.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Feb 12, 2005 - 11:29pm PT
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Hey wait a minute, what happened to her THUMBS????
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Ouch!
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Feb 12, 2005 - 11:31pm PT
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 12, 2005 - 11:39pm PT
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That is absolutely effin' hilarious!!
P.s. I like the musculature.
edit: ACK! My breastesses!!!!
Here's the other part of me. Be nice.
damn. I'm trying.
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 12, 2005 - 11:41pm PT
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I don't.
Next thing you know... oh never mind
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WBraun
climber
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Feb 12, 2005 - 11:42pm PT
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Now mister Ouch! You just screwed up a perfect set of tits, and what to speak of the rest of the bodily features. What’s gotten in to you man?
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 12, 2005 - 11:44pm PT
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yeah! and a perfect thumb! prrrrrrrfect!
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 12, 2005 - 11:49pm PT
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OMFG. I just noticed the frog!!!!
editS: Thanks for the help Jody.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 13, 2005 - 12:00am PT
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Awwww. Nature still likes my thumb. You and Maculated break up?
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2005 - 12:06am PT
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hey crimperluciousthumbsgirl.... get rid of the spaces in the img "tag".
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WBraun
climber
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Feb 13, 2005 - 12:08am PT
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Now wait a minute here, do we have two different babes or did you just dye your hair?
One is blond and one is brunette. Who’s who?
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Ouch!
climber
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Feb 13, 2005 - 12:16am PT
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I feel so guilty.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 13, 2005 - 12:17am PT
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It's the same me. This top of my hair is blondish from time in Cozumel and Miami this summer. The underneather is darkish/reddish from nature (not Mr. Nature). Plus, the naked photo shows a post 8.5" haircut.
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WBraun
climber
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Feb 13, 2005 - 12:23am PT
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Now that we have that cleared up….now what?
Edit: And Jody you are the man, you saved the poor damsel in distress from the embarrassment of that red eye. Your wonderful kids some day will tell you just how proud they are to have a dad of your stature, just like you did of your dad.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 13, 2005 - 12:26am PT
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Uh, Nature promised a photo....
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2005 - 12:46am PT
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oh uh... i'm sorta feeling concious about my redneck syndrom. maybe that'll pass.
how's this for a photo:
then there's all the ones from last summer
http://www.lafarge.net/vampslarge/vampslarge.html
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 13, 2005 - 12:55am PT
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I did not know it was okay to post a couple of photos of the top of my head (Jody...).
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WBraun
climber
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Feb 13, 2005 - 01:05am PT
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Malt
Shocking! Just like you intended….eh….
Malt you’re borrowing Walts name don’t put it to shame.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 13, 2005 - 01:09am PT
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Malt, that's a totally inappropriate photo - we can't see her thumbs.
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WBraun
climber
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Feb 13, 2005 - 01:16am PT
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Now Malt, what childhood inadequacy caused this reaction?
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Ouch!
climber
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Feb 13, 2005 - 01:21am PT
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Crimpie, Someone, I swore not to name, said this is Nature after a hard climb at Spahn's Ranch. Enjoy.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 13, 2005 - 01:31am PT
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Hmmm. Wonder if there is a connection between him and the ex-girlfriend????
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2005 - 01:38am PT
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lies and fabrications! 'sides... that poser ain't a redneck
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2005 - 02:12am PT
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 13, 2005 - 02:14am PT
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now THAT is the perfect man. Mmmmmmmm yummy.
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Ouch!
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Feb 13, 2005 - 02:43am PT
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I think my computer is acting crazy. Either that or my eyes are giving out on me. Anyone else having problems?
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 13, 2005 - 08:58am PT
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I don't know, Jody, his politics look just right to me. It is OBVIOUS from the photo that Nature does NOT have a bleeding heart, but instead has the perfect amount of compassion/love. Crimpergirl swoons.
Ouch, given your special talent with photos, you should begin a thread that posts photos of supertaco's participants. I'd hate to be outside and not recognize someone from here.
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2005 - 11:34am PT
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the only thing is Mr. Ouch!, you covered up the BLING!!!
And I'm agreeing with Crimpergirl. I think you should get started with Jody's photo first. Remember his screwed up politics.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 13, 2005 - 12:53pm PT
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Let's hear what you've got to offer then. I'll need Mr Ouch to post a photo of you Jody. I appreciate in your last photo making sure your thumb was visible....
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 13, 2005 - 01:11pm PT
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Wow. I'd hate for her to shoot you over this. :)
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WBraun
climber
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Feb 13, 2005 - 01:23pm PT
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Nope, you would be the target …
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Feb 13, 2005 - 02:03pm PT
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Major thumbage there Nature.
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Ouch!
climber
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Feb 13, 2005 - 02:59pm PT
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All this talk about shooting is making me a little jumpy. What with the things I have done here.
I was a cop down in Tennessee for a short time and it seemed everyone I arrested either tried to beat me up or shoot me. The women were the worst. Been scared of women ever since.
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maculated
Trad climber
San Luis Obispo, CA
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Feb 13, 2005 - 03:39pm PT
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Looks like everyone got rained out today, eh? Saaaaaaaaaad.
I'm sure glad you blurred your thumbs there, Nature, I might have done unspeakable things to my monitor.
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Ouch!
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Feb 13, 2005 - 03:49pm PT
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"All the women I arrest keep coming to the office looking for dates. I don't know what it is about me. :)"
Maybe you are willing to pay more.:-))
My cop career started our kinda strange. I showed up in town. Chief asked me if I had a gun. I borrowed my brother's .38 and they handed me the keys to a cruiser. A '57 Chevy. Said they would order me a uniform. Said just remember, in a crowd, don't let the bastards get behind you and when you are driving, put the prisoner in the front seat and hold your gun in your left hand and drive with your right. That was my training. Thus began the wildest and goofiest time of my life.
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Ouch!
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Feb 13, 2005 - 04:09pm PT
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Maculated, I think you have a kink in your rope. :-)
Reminds me of the climber who told his female climbing partner, "Turn the light out and I'll eat it." Shocked, she exclaimed, "You eat that light bulb, you cut yo mouth, fool".
I think she may have been a blonde climber.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 13, 2005 - 05:09pm PT
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Sorry Jody. Don't want either of us getting shot. I can understand the rage that thumb envy can stir up in a woman, even a married one.
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maculated
Trad climber
San Luis Obispo, CA
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Feb 13, 2005 - 06:09pm PT
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Ouch, I would be jealous of your masterful photographic manipulations and ask you to make my arms huge, too, except, well, they already are.
BLAST!
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Largo
Sport climber
Venice, Ca
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Feb 13, 2005 - 08:40pm PT
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I got a hundred dollars saying those are not real (Crimpgirl's photo). I could be wrong, but you'd have to prove it to me to get that C note sweetness . . .
JL
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Feb 13, 2005 - 08:42pm PT
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I got a hundred dollars saying those are not real (Crimpgirl's photo). I could be wrong, but you'd have to prove it to me to get that C note sweetness . . .
JL
John,
Her thumbs really ARE that big, and they are real. I swear. On a stack of old copies of climbing anchors and more climbing anchors, and that never fails.
I'l take that hundred now...
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Ouch!
climber
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Feb 13, 2005 - 09:04pm PT
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Oh! That's her for sure. I was in St. Louis for the baseball playoffs. Took her out to lunch. I was impressed. That young lady can eat up her weight in groceries. She is a very nice person. Dumb as I am, I could tell she was a lady of sophistication and erudition. Firm handshake too.
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 14, 2005 - 07:08am PT
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I'm tempted to take you up on the bet, JL. I sort of suspect a drkodos persona but something things add up against that. I sent one of my thumbs on a secret mission out east. when it returns i'll have the proof (and you C-note).
hey crimpergirl, what's your deal with being all into the legal system and stuff? :-)
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 14, 2005 - 08:45am PT
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Five years at the Department of Justice (1998-2003, got some good stories there), and now a Criminology professor. As we say in the department about being a criminologist - "It takes one to know one..." :)
Nature: I'll be on the lookout for your traveling thumbs....
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 14, 2005 - 08:52am PT
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Hey Largo... how about we change that bet to a six pack of greenies?
crimpergirl.... yeah, they'll be easy to spot - they are hitchhiking
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 14, 2005 - 10:12am PT
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Hahahahhahahahahhaahha!
But since I already verified that they are real, shouldn't I get the six pack of greenies?
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dillweed
Big Wall climber
NYC
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Feb 14, 2005 - 05:40pm PT
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So where the hell is Blowboarder?
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Feb 15, 2005 - 02:58am PT
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He's in the tar pit over on rc.communists.
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10b4me
Trad climber
Walking into the MRB
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Feb 15, 2005 - 04:36pm PT
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Ouch, given your special talent with photos, you should begin a thread that posts photos of supertaco's participants. I'd hate to be outside and not recognize someone from here.
I think most of us here live in Arnold's state. right Jody?
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Ouch!
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Feb 15, 2005 - 04:46pm PT
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10B, Don't have any talent. Just a strange computer that transmits what I see in my evolved brain. It's sort of a psychic connection between mind and matter...and software.
People see themselves as they wish to look. I see them as they really look.
I don't dare post the image of Lambone.
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Festus
Mountain climber
Antelope Valley
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Feb 16, 2005 - 03:09pm PT
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Wait a minute here...Tom Robbins book, about a girl with huge thumbs--you mean to tell me it's non-fiction?
I thought the bastard was a novelist!
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 17, 2005 - 01:30pm PT
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The photos I've posted here reside there - but nothing more.
You'll have to contact OUCH for the other ones.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Feb 17, 2005 - 01:49pm PT
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THAT is one hell of a site, I was looking at the critics picks, wow.
Thankd for the link.
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Ouch!
climber
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Feb 17, 2005 - 03:09pm PT
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Wow! That Frank Lloyd is sure a pretty girl!
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Largo
Sport climber
Venice, Ca
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Feb 17, 2005 - 07:05pm PT
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He wrote:
"hey Crimpergirl:
Do you have a portfolio on this website?"
Enough of the birds. Bust out the A-material.
JL
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 17, 2005 - 07:18pm PT
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Uh, you mean D-material, thank you...
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Feb 17, 2005 - 07:23pm PT
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This is getting to be a rather touchy subject.
Can I touch em first?
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Feb 18, 2005 - 06:42pm PT
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Nature: I'm quite concerned about your thumbs. They have yet to arrive in St. Louis. I fear what may be happening to them if they got lost and ended up on the east side.
P.S. Blowboarder is hurt that 'his' thread has fallen from page one. Support your bro.
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bob d'antonio
climber
boulder, co
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Feb 23, 2005 - 02:41am PT
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Dude-I take back my part of the bet. You're back in.
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Patagonia
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Feb 23, 2005 - 10:39am PT
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"This is getting to be a rather touchy subject.
Can I touch em first?"
I got a funny feelin' somebody beat ya to it.
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