to the f*#ker with the dog at hemingway today

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doghater

Trad climber

joshua tree, ca

Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 29, 2006 - 09:22pm PT

It f*#king sucked having to listen to your dog whine, bark and yelp all day. I hope it dies very soon. I was too far a way to kick its ass, but i did leave some treats for it on the trail. Leave that piece of sh#t at home.

Chaz

Trad climber

So. Cal.

Oct 29, 2006 - 09:27pm PT

Hahahaaahahhaaa!!

DogTroller is surprised Hemingway Buttress ia a Zoo on the weekend!

WBraun

climber

Oct 29, 2006 - 09:31pm PT

Hey man

You calling my dog a piece of sh#t and me a f*#ker?

Wait a minute? I don't have dog ...... and where the fuk is hemingway?

doghater

Trad climber

joshua tree, ca

Topic Author's Reply - Oct 29, 2006 - 09:33pm PT

actually, chaz, it was pleasantly quiet in the park this weekend. Must have been a lot of Angelinos stayed home for Halloween parties or something. But why did this f*#knozzle have to bring his dog? it sounded f*#king miserable at the base anyway.

Chaz

Trad climber

So. Cal.

Oct 29, 2006 - 09:49pm PT

"But why did this f*#knozzle have to bring his dog?"

He probably knew YOU were gonna be there and wanted to irritate you.

Same reason you post up bullshit like this thread.

JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber

Stoney Point

Oct 29, 2006 - 10:04pm PT

If my dog gets sick in anyway I will hunt you down and you will die a peasants death.

Juan

doghater

Trad climber

joshua tree, ca

Topic Author's Reply - Oct 29, 2006 - 10:17pm PT

so you are saying that two wrongs don't make a right?

if it was you, then name the route you were doing at 2

travelin_light

Trad climber

california

Oct 29, 2006 - 10:39pm PT

Isn't it illegal to have your dog more than 250 ft from the road at J-Tree?

JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber

Stoney Point

Oct 29, 2006 - 10:55pm PT

Exactly what kind of poison did you feed my dog?

doghater

Trad climber

joshua tree, ca

Topic Author's Reply - Oct 29, 2006 - 11:02pm PT

Pets are prohibited on trails and beyond 100 feet from legally open roads and campgrounds. 36CFR 1.5 (f)

Juan:

I will tell you if you tell me what route you were on at 2 on Hemingway. Otherwise, no dice. The dog goes to doggie heaven.

ps.

There is an antidote available, but you have very little time.

pps:
How many big walls, exactly, do they have at stony pointe.?

JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber

Stoney Point

Oct 29, 2006 - 11:13pm PT

So you did give my dog something. Is that what you are saying. What kind of a person poisons animals!!!!

doghater

Trad climber

joshua tree, ca

Topic Author's Reply - Oct 29, 2006 - 11:21pm PT

Answer the question, or the pooch gets it.

doghater

Trad climber

joshua tree, ca

Topic Author's Reply - Oct 29, 2006 - 11:34pm PT

Rocklox,

3 wrongs make a wrong. There is no movie, only reality. Juan's dog , in reality, needs the antidote.

doghater

Trad climber

joshua tree, ca

Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2006 - 12:12am PT

Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.

kuan

Sport climber

Oct 30, 2006 - 12:27am PT

doghater:

bulgingpuke

Trad climber

cayucos california

Oct 30, 2006 - 12:28am PT

Doghater is a pusssssssssssssyyyy. Pansies like you make this sport suck. Cant handle a dog whinin? Climb somewhere else. seems like you were tht Bitch at the crag that day.
ty

kuan

Sport climber

Oct 30, 2006 - 12:28am PT

this thread:

(now if only doghater would self destruct...)

doghater

Trad climber

joshua tree, ca

Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2006 - 12:43am PT

locker-

You are trolling. It was a test. No one was on any route on Heminglame at 2 today. So you must be Trolling.

climber

East of Seattle

Oct 30, 2006 - 01:32am PT

And why do you have it in for the dog...Sounded like it was having as shitty a time as you. You should have bonded with the pooch and fed the bad eggs to Juan.

WoodySt

Trad climber

Riverside

Oct 30, 2006 - 01:36am PT

Locker, you better not be climbing today. You're supposed to be working on you shoes idgit.

climbrunride

Trad climber

Durango, CO

Oct 30, 2006 - 08:49am PT

Doghater, there are more appropriate and easier ways to deal with your percieved problems in these areas than ranting about it on the internet. How about just pulling out your trusty 9mm, capping the mutt and hanging its lifeless body on a sign in the parking lot, for all to be warned?

philo

Trad climber

boulder, co.

Oct 30, 2006 - 09:55am PT

Doghater, whats next? After you perfect your canineicide techniques will you move on to poisoning retarded childred?
You are a pathetic worm. Or a chicken$hit troll. wWhich is it?

BCD

Trad climber

Mammoth Lakes, CA

Oct 30, 2006 - 10:16am PT

Don't you guys watch 'The Dog Whisperer' ?

There are no bad dogs.
Only bad owners.

Next time poison the owners and set the dog free to run with the coyotes.

G_Gnome

Boulder climber

Sick Midget Land

Oct 30, 2006 - 12:01pm PT

Yeah, I've seen the outcome of that one too. Owner dies a quick death from gunshot, dog gets eaten 20 minutes later. Dog comes out worse being hamstrung and torn limb from limb.

coiler

Trad climber

yosemite

Oct 30, 2006 - 12:20pm PT

Dog Hater, why the hell do you go to one of the bussiest cliffs in Joshua Tree (on the weekend aty that)and then whine because it's crowded, and therre's a dog there, and some hippies were smoking pot, and there were kids, and a ranger showed up? That's what happens at Hemingway Butress. You're like those people that buy a house near LAX then complain about jet noise. Do everyone a favor, sell your gear and start knitting. There are some 20,000 climbing routes in Josh. Most of them you wont see anyone for several days, go there, not Hemigway butress. Now that I've said that, go hold on to your mommy's apron an cry her a river.

Lambone

Ice climber

Ashland, Or

Oct 30, 2006 - 12:29pm PT

I allways bring my dog to the crags. And I bring her to work with me at my climbing gym everyday. But she is a good dog, and she's smarter then your honor's student.

v10gripper

Boulder climber

Joshua Tree, CA

Oct 30, 2006 - 12:54pm PT

"Doghater is a pusssssssssssssyyyy. Pansies like you make this sport suck. Cant handle a dog whinin? Climb somewhere else. seems like you were tht Bitch at the crag that day.

ty"

If this sport sucks why are involved in it? its idiots with their pets out at the crag that are detrimental to this sport.

caughtinside

Social climber

Davis, CA

Oct 30, 2006 - 12:59pm PT

nothing inflames the passions like a good dog troll.

Thanks for the laughs, doghater!

Oh, and I poisoned the breakfast bagel you ate at Crossroads on Sunday. You have 24 hrs to live.

happiegrrrl

Trad climber

New York, NY

Oct 30, 2006 - 01:02pm PT

...ummm.... I have to find that news article I spotted earlier today!!!

There was this blind girl out picnicing with her family in Joshua Tree last Friday, and apparently she had told the folks she had to go pee. They offered to go with her, but knew she would refuse. So, they pointed her towards the bathrooms, and off she wne with her seeing eye dog.

That was the last they saw of her.

When she didn't return, they started searching, to no avail. By the time the rangers were informed, it was dark, and so the search could only go so far.

Early this morning, she was found, suffering from exposure, but alive, by a group of climbers. At Hemingway. More than a mile away from where the family had been picnicing.

The people had heard a dog whimpering, and followed the sound. She had wandered amongst the talus and fallen into a thin ravine, about 20 feet down and difficult to climb out of!

One of the climbers set up an anchor and rapped down to help the girl out, and when she got to the top, her faithful dog was waiting was her. She thres her arms around the dog and started crying hysterically, saying how the dog(a Golden Retriever named Geyser, because he was like "Old Faithful," she said) had saved her life.

There was also a comment that she had said all day long Geyser had been crying in distress, but the only person she heard was someone who was ranting like a madman in some sort of Eubonics about "this being his hood and all, and how he'd give a beat down to that mutt."

She begged Geyser to stay quiet, fearing if the person found them, that he might hurt the dog. But Geyser would not stop. The crazy voice became louder and she knew the person was getting near. Then she heard him say "Yo, Dog! I gone stomp yer az!" The girl knew she had to do something, because geyser was such a sweet dog he wouldn't understand his peril. So, she gave the command for a trick to have the dog growl.

Geyser made one low growl, and the person ran off, saying "Oh shizzz! That dog a mean one!"

Oh yeah - I forgot.... On the walk out, they found soiled underwear on the trail, and when Geyser got near, he started growling and pulling toward the garment. Very uncharacteristic of a service dog, they felt certain the poopy pants belonged to the person who had threatened Geyser. Apparently, the dog had literally scared the sh#t out of him.

v10gripper

Boulder climber

Joshua Tree, CA

Oct 30, 2006 - 02:29pm PT

I am now dumber for having read the above post...

JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber

Stoney Point

Oct 30, 2006 - 02:51pm PT

Spark has not been right since I got him back from tree. He is running around in circles and banging his head into the wall. This might just be a reaction to being around Locker.

JDF

Fat Dad

Trad climber

Los Angeles, CA

Oct 30, 2006 - 03:12pm PT

I gotta agree and disagree with coiler. True, Hemingway is a zoo on the weekend, but it's become REAL hard to find an area on the weekend that hasn't. Folks who can't lead trad 5.4 out of a snakepit who have no qualms about leaving an entire crag of leadable 5.10-5.11 festooned with top ropes all day. Dogs are the least of the problem. So doghater, you real are because that should of been the least of your gripes. I've seen the future of climbing and it's death by top rope. So yeah, Hemingway is a zoo, but when did that become "the sport" that we decided to partake of?