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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Amen brother. Me either.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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My wife had a patient who named her daughter Clamydia because she thought
it sounded 'pretty'. I'm not sure how she spelled it on the birth cert.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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I once knew a guy called Lemonjello. Did not pronounce it as Lemon Jello, though.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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So, I know we can crack a joke about anything around here, but does no one see my point about selling a shoe named Kailash?
Is it just me?
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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I don't think any name should be off-limits. If the La Sportiva C.untmaster was the best edging shoe I'd buy it and wouldn't care.
Best not to get too precious or worked up over such silly things. The mountain loses none of it's luster if it is put on a hiking boot.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Sorry Tami, I guess we were posting at the same time!!
The new North Face Vagina jacket is really cozy.
I guess the Scarpa Faggots would be a great shoe for you GDavis?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Does it have a, built in MUFF?
Well, the labial vestibule collar is supposed to be extra large.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Speaking of, did you know there is a climb with the disgusting name of "tighter than a twelve year old"?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Is that the problem you have with the name of the shoe, survival?
It's nothing except that these companies will whore any word to sell anything.
Never mind, I've gotta go to the store and get my George Washington hemorrhoid cream and some Al Jolson toothpaste.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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SURVIVAL, DON'T FERGIT YER AUNT JEMIMAH PANCAKE SYRUP!
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John M
climber
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I just got my Ray Charles eyeglasses today and I can't see a damn thing with them.
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Back in the 90's Reebok named a women's running shoe the "Incubus" not realizing that the Incubus is an evil spirit that would descend upon women and rape them.
They soon changed it
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bergbryce
Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
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really the most annoying "product" names are the fake names applied to housing subdivisions. BS names like Cedar Glen are way more appalling than using some mystical, eastern religious figures name.
The previous example should be called "There used to be Cedar trees and a Glen here, but now there are just inefficient, McMansion, cookie cutter homes". That's a helluva lot more realistic. The division I lived in when i was a kid was all Scottish themed although I can't recall there being any Highlands or Terraces.
Cars are annoying too. Tell me what about an SUV has anything to do with Tahoe or Rainier?
LeCar had it best, the name meant car.
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crunch
Social climber
CO
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Mountains sell.
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bergbryce
Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
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yeah, to retards.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Was his company motto "We'll roof all the way to Uranus?"
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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So I take it you're okay with " homo on the range" now justin? I mean, Jammer?
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John Morton
climber
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I once had a windbreaker, the brand was "Because It's There." True.
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Anastasia
climber
Home
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During residency, Bill witnessed parents naming their kid... Well let me just say it is pronounced "shih-thayd" but it's spelled "shithead." Apparently it's a common name in Arabia.
Very disturbing for this society.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Jammer, although I can appreciate your desire to turn anything and everything into anti semite speak, I found nothing in your link about Mt. Kailash.
You don't really want me to explain anything, you simply want to hate Israel. But thanks for stopping by.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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WHY DID GM NAME A TRUCK AFTER THE MOST SACRED OF HOLIES DENALI?!
Boycott GM/Chevy/Firestone Tires/non-local egg distributors!
Assemble, white people!
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wbw
Trad climber
'cross the great divide
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"Well, the labial vestibule collar is supposed to be extra large. "
I heard it gathers moisture pretty fast
Do you think they might have it in pink?
Edit: I can't believe the thread is up to 64 and I'm the first person to think of this, ya wankers. Actually I can't believe that this thread is now up to 65.
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pud
climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
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I sold my Dart Swinger and bought a Ford Probe.
I rear ended some lady with it and instead of being mad, she offered to trade me a Hummer for it.
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skywalker
climber
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Our school librarian insists we call her Muff which is a little awkward for everyone. It looks like on Nov 17th a student by the name of Phil MacCrakin signed out to use the restroom. Never met him but I have a second Wacker in one of my classes.
S...
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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one of those Jews Justin, jammer edltard
So that was a Lakota swastika you painted on the rocks by Reynolds Hill to piss of Kelman! Got it!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Wow, a signed confession, way more than I was fishing for, thank you!
And yes, it's true, I am more worldly than you, having been born in Chicago and having traveled throughout, and lived, all over the world. But dig, I have lived in Wyoming longer than you have been alive and would be happy to show you the ropes!
Introduce myself? When you flipped me off last year I was sure we were past that stage sweetie!
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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OK, I once worked with a guy named Max Johnson.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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No, I do want you to explain, really.
Ok, I will.
Because Mt. Kailash is a sacred mountain to four religions. It is sacred in Bön, Buddhism, Hinduism and Jainism. This makes it, in terms of sheer numbers, the most sacred mountain in the world. That's it, simple as that. That's my whole reason.
We don't have a Scarpa Temple Mount yet do we? Maybe a Scarpa Kaaba? How about a Scarpa Vatican?
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rectorsquid
climber
Lake Tahoe
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It's nothing except that these companies will whore any word to sell anything.
Do you buy any products that have names? It's sort of hypocritical to buy products that have names and then complain about how bad it is for companies to name their products. Oh, my mistake. They just can't use names that one random guy on the internet finds offensive.
Yeah, sure, and once they get that list of names that random guys on the internet find offensive, the problem is solved. No more product names. None. No twinkies (that's dang offensive). No more Ford Focus (say "focus" with a Russian accent and it's pretty funny). No more Oral-B, that's for sure. Bye-bye to every friggin' name out there, because they ALL offend someone.
Is your idea sounding really dumb yet?
Dave
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Dingus McGee
Social climber
Laramie
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Should Certain names be off limits??
You SFM's this issue was settled more than 200 years ago. i.e. 1st amend.
The Virginian went back home once and said he would never go back (to Virginia). ...They were [now] still talking the same stuff as when he left."
Survival, Maybe in this world of commercialism/consumerism you could get that Mtn [Kailash] name as a trademark and never use it?
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skamoto
Mountain climber
coalinga ca
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if i were to ever own my own climbing shoe company id name a pair of shoes "the escalators" make it sound like they make it super easy to climb up. idk i like it
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WBraun
climber
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Kailash is also a very common name in India.
Also very scared names provide purification when spoken.
Most westerners never realize this.
Sacred names are above any material qualities and are never contaminated by the gross material dualistic qualities.
Thus your point made is due to poor fund of knowledge .....
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rmuir
Social climber
From the Time Before the Rocks Cooled.
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"I don't think any name should be off-limits."
Seemingly, this doesn't apply to "jdhedge" I'm guessing...
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Ahhh, never mind, it was just a thought that bugged me.
Whatevz.
Introducing the new Chevy Yaweh!
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Dingus McGee
Social climber
Laramie
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"Sacred names are above any material qualities and are never contaminated by the gross material dualistic qualities."
That's a sound circular argument Werner.
Curious? If they are above any material qualities, how is it that you can accuse us of using them. They must have phonation? That is so our ears recognize them when they are spoken? You know sound? Are you tone deaf?
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Evel
Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
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Good buddy works in a hospital. They've a weekly contest to see who can pull off the most heinous prank.
He tells a new mother that 'Cerumin' would be a great name for her newborn.
She used it. Cerumin is ear wax.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Evel, I guess you didn't see my post on the first page.
Cerumin? Meh... ;-)
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SicMic
climber
two miles from Eldorado
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Our peanut butter is so good that we dare call it "Dead Baby Ducks".
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Evel
Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
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Reilly, your post is what reminded me of that story. Thanks.
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tornado
climber
lawrence kansas
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Here's a few to get you started...
Fill in the BLANK:
"Evlov SP-CS"...
"La Sportiva CHIN-S"...
"Boreal NI--ERS"......
I take offense! Some of my best friends happen to wear Boreals.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Galibier's Robbins blue bootz, when in-toe-duced, were known as "God Boots."
And another little-known fact is that the Misubishi Shogun was originally labelled as the Shoegun, but someone caught the typo early on.
Some sexy mudskippers there, Tami. My big toe's hard.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Jammer's gonna make me think twice without even hitting me.
Chilling.....
Look dude, you're a n00b here. 135 posts, and waaaay too many are focused on anti-Israel rants. What do you expect anyone to draw from that?
Zero trip reports
Zero climbing photos
You take GREAT offense? I take great offense to n00bs on the forum showing up and pushing their fat mouth around without contributing any climbing content.
You don't scare me. Punk.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Do it to my face sometime. I promise I wont even have to hit you, and I guarantee you will think twice the next time you try it, with me or anyone else. And Jesus stole my hotrod! Suck! How does that work? Damn!
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As for robdotcalm, you live close enough that you should come up and deliver that message to my face.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Ahhhhhhh, butthurt.
It's what's for breakfast.
Awesome roller coaster of a thread here.
I think blue butt plug climbing shoes would be good for jamming into cracks. Pretty marketable IMO.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Spoken like a true feminist? Does your mom know you're doing this?
Btw, In all seriousness, Rob Kelman, is the Man! The spirit of good will and camaraderie in climbing, guidebook author, and author of probably more new routes than Justin has climbed in his life, and at 84(?) an example for all of us to emulate. And in no way deserves this sh#t,
Contemporary, RK sighting below
As for WC, they asked me to climb for them, not the other way around, and I was the one who ended that relationship, again not the other way around. That is the honest truth. As for why? Just the next phase in life
When retired from roped climbing
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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BTW GDavis WTF? You have a problem with me addressing wrongful accusations of anti-Semitism?
No, dork. You are threatening to get into a fight. Over an internet message board.
<3 big hugs.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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But meanwhile, to get back on topic,
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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So what does Topo Cred mean, Oh, all knowing one?
I get the concept, but isn't it something someone else has to acknowledge? You don't get any sort of Cred just by saying you have it.
You know you owe Rob an apology, right?
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Gawd, you're hip!
I was afraid it was that lame...
Survival is right.
Edit your hardest rtes have All been done by people older than you. Have you forgotten?
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
extraordinaire
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... named her daughter Clamydia because she thought
it sounded 'pretty'. ha ha.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Uh..no. The 135 post thing was a reflection of your n00bness since most of your posts had something to do with anti-Israel rants.
If you had 135 posts that were all good climbing stuff I never would've said a word.
"topo cred" is the height of weak sauce also.
So is "I post lots of good content, somewhere else." So you just come over here to CMacs forum to spit empty smoke? Nice.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Wow.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Another.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Intellectual.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Giant.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Has.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Entered.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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The.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Room.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Topo cred.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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G'night dickcheese!
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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I knew a kid who was named ORANGE JELLO
It was pronounced oron-jhell'-o
Jh like the J in French Je
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Jammer,
You are able to embed video after only 150 posts!
That's impressive, I bet you read the instructions or something. Takes most users at least 200 posts to figure that out.
Congratulations, your first 5.8+ post.
Keep it up & you'll be redposting 5.10b's and postsighting 5.9 in no time. F*#k, just write a TR & I'll call u a 12a poster.
If you don't get banned first that is.
Most important thing to remember when runout, posting on the sharp end:
Just watch out for the mouse chord behind your leg & you'll be fine.
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Swastika huh? Looks like a Kokopelli to me. Holding a hatchet...chop chop.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Looks more like a grammicci logo to me :) Not the image, in question, btw.
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Looks more like a grammicci logo to me
Yeah, does look a lot like it, doesn't it? Except the Gramicci guy appears to be slam dancing, while the Voo-fitti appears to be chopping some naughty bolts. Maybe Mike G. painted it there? To drum up business and all? (Wait, he doesn't even own it anymore does he?)
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goatboy smellz
climber
लघिमा
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What a bunch of hyper choadlicking babblefvckers.
Get over your petty hang ups and give it a rest already.
The world doesn't care that you are offended that nobody respects your opinions.
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Hopefully this back and forth goes over to the Friday Night Posting While I'm Drunk. I think verbal fists and maybe even a knife would be pulled. Never seen Jaybro get into it with anyone. Us climbers can be so serious about the simplest things. Cheers...
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Willoughby
Social climber
Truckee, CA
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I have no idea what's going in with this thread, and not about to actually read through it, but I would like to reinforce JJ's assertion above - that there is the mark of the Juggalo.
Maybe this was covered earlier, given the OP, but swastikas are still used as symbols in a bunch of eastern religions, whereas that ICP ax guy has no redeeming qualities at all. I believe it symbolizes only retardation.
Behold, the decline of Western Civilization:
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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That's not kokpelli, it's a logo, even if it's not, grammicci
Kokpelli has a flute
So no one has that photo of the rest and black swastika on Sherman granite?
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
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I would never buy a product with zBrown in the name, but Buster is altogether a different story. After all, his shoes are for boys and girls.
Don't ask if I would eat the dog if I was starving. Ask yourself would you?
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blahblah
Gym climber
Boulder
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OK just checked out the Widefetish discussion, and together with this thread it paints a pretty clear picture.
I'm not Jammer's rhetoric coach, but this is how it seems to me.
Jammer's points both in this thread and the Widefetish seems perfectly valid and are essentially unrefuted. (That's not to say they're unrefutable, just that they haven't been refuted in these threads.)
For example, it is perplexing that the Wideboys rated a boulder problem (8 oz.) a number grade easier than their "test piece" (Century Crack), when the boulder problem shut one of them down and required much more effort from the other compared to the "test piece." We can come up with a number of explanations, but it's fair conjecture that the big number put on the test piece is an example of pro- or wanna-be pro-climbers putting out a huge number to generate some buzz. Or perhaps they didn't want to give the boulder problem an equally big (or greater) number, as that may also diminish their signature climb.
Here's where the rhetoric comes in. Jammer's valid points are mixed in with acrimony, personal attacks, and defensiveness, so the typical reader who is not logically inclined and easily swayed by emotion will likely skip over Jammer's valid points and just dismiss him as a crank.
My unsolicited advice is to proofread every post before hitting the "send" button, and delete everything that isn't a fact or reasonable speculation based on facts. Further, not to beat the Rob K. thing to death, but most of us are protective and sympathetic to the aged. Maybe Rob K's actions warrant censure, but you still have to treat old people with kid gloves if you don't want to alienate most readers.
It's also possible that the various authors of these posts aren't really trying to persuade anyone of anything, but are just venting and/or enjoying pushing each other's buttons. If that's the case, then carry on.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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It's also possible that the various authors of these posts aren't really trying to persuade anyone of anything, but are just venting and/or enjoying pushing each other's buttons. If that's the case, then carry on.
I can't believe someone would do this on ST.
Your post brings an interesting point tho.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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You mean jammer has problems playing nice with others?
Say it isn't so.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Yeah, I know, unheard of around here!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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I'd say, evolved.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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And a partridge in a pair of shoe trees...
"Run, DMT." Off limits."Run like DMT."
Priceless?
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Who are you again?
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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I always though that smegma was a name to be avoided. In all conversations, public, private, polite or otherwise.
Dickcheez, nawmean?
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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I think you guys need to stop rubbing weiner heads electronically and just throw down.
On Lucille, nude.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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I gave him his chance to address his problems with me this summer, he declined the opportunity Really? I must have missed it. When was that?
Edit:
You have my email address, the one you hassled me on a few years ago. I haven't changed it. Why this open forum stuff? Did it bother you that much when I ignored you?
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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I even had a Jewish lady get me called in to the Dean of Students and get me accused of being "a danger to myself or others". Luckily, that one didn't work out for her. That would have gotten me involuntarily temporarily institutionalized.
Gotta say, I can see where she is coming from on some of that....
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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James. Brennan. Surely there cannot be more than one.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Yeah cowboy smegma is just the grossest word.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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So 180 posts in I'll just put up a reminder of what the opening post of this thread was:
survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 3, 2013 - 09:22am PT
Scarpa named a shoe Kailash?
I will not buy a commercial product named after the worlds most sacred mountain.
Rant over.
Wtf!!!!!
rOtFlAmO
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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I might add, when the school tried to lock me up, it was only because I brought a lawyer and was totally sane that I was O.K. Also, that guy no longer has a job at U.W.,
I thought you said it was a lady?
You really should try to organize your thoughts before posting them if you want to be viewed as anything but a total psychotic. You are not making much sense.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Dammit, Jim, looks like you got a live one.
Let him make a few more runs and them cut him loose.
Catch and Release.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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What world do you morons live in?
The one where you appear to be picking a bitch with 10 or 12 forum members all at the same time.
Topo Melt.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Yeah, pretty cool, huh? I just caught up with this thread. An interesting study in internet forum meltdown dynamics. I wonder if anyone has gotten a college degree studying this crap yet.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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I even had a Jewish lady get me called in to the Dean of Students and get me accused of being "a danger to myself or others". Luckily, that one didn't work out for her. That would have gotten me involuntarily temporarily institutionalized. My life would be very different. Thank you for being smart and operating under logic, though. The world needs more people like yourself.
Topo Cred
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Anastasia
climber
Home
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What did I miss? Oh, nothing...
Carry on.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Nothing to see here folks, just move along.
Well, that's a relief.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Postage Stamp Alert!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Of course not, by his own admission,btw, cowboy.
He says it's "not aesthetic"
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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wow. that says it all. class.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Thank you, thank you.
Road trips and paper strips.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Jefe I will see your cat and raise you a Hypnotoad
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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El Cid. I want some.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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I wanna see Edl climb Lucille.
I wanna see me climb Lucille. Sigh.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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It seems odd to avoid a route because of a person. Go climb it man! Then you can downgrade all you want!
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Hypnotoad on the other hand is an awesome name!
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this just in
climber
north fork
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I finally get it, anti-Semitic is a name that should be off limits.
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Dingus McGee
Social climber
Laramie
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jammer,
on the day that Jaybro did Lucille Jaybro and Freddie invited me along.
I declined, but went to climb at Vedauwoo that day possibly riding with them. As I was walking to the parking lot at the end of the day Freddie came running up announcing success. In the ensuing discussion they ask me how hard it should be rated, for it was now the hardest climb then at the Vu. Should they rated it one letter grade harder than the hardest or go to the 13 rating?
Immediately I replied that Skinner and Piana would certainly have given it a 13 and told of Henry ratings. The ratings Henry assigned to his climbs at the the Needles and Tower were downrated as much as 3 letters. So then and there Lucille became a 13 to be tested, they admitted they didn't know whether it should be rated 12d or 13a. Jay basked in that 13 rating for years because no one tired or did the thing. Henry could not get such long shelf life at the Tower for his accomplishments. We got on his 2 climbs before the print dried on his submission form for having put up a new routes. Hong wanted to rate Direct SW 10+ and I suggested yes for your finger size.
Here is the rub. If you can accept that Jay's rating was in the ballpark and choosing the highest likely rating was within the status quo, then it is no fault of his that others though this was his entry into the `13's. No one got on it to contest the rating. Jay got a lot of miles out of this, good for him.
The climb is quite intimidating and on par with Bob S' What the Big Eat.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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What were the parents of Thai golfer Pornanong Phatlum thinking when they named her?
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Justin, what link are you talking about? And as to me, being an as#@&%e and all... not sure how that all came about, but I'd love to post a link to that supposed troll of yours. You could maybe gather your thoughts and then help out with the detective work. You keep asking for 'clicky' but nobody has any idea what you are talking about.
I'm glad we old guys are such an amusement for you. Carry on with your meltdown.
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Dingus McGee
Social climber
Laramie
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Jaybro,
I started UWYO grad school in spring '87.
When you officially signed off on giving it the 13 I do not know, but on the ascent day we had the talk I describe.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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This is awesome!
Spammer jammer gives the Brits whom he loved, then dissed, then loved, a pass for being "close enough for government work", but then doesn't offer the same for Jay? WTF
At those grades, it all seems pretty subjective to me.
Hell even spammer's 10 foot boulder problem has sported more than one rating! Why should it be such a surprise that a burl-fest like Lucille would suffer more than one number?
I once did a very humble FA of a run out face climb that I rated 10c, it was later upgraded to 11a. I wasn't trying to sandbag either. At that time I actually didn't believe I could lead 11a onsight. But I'm not up there with the bigs, so it was my best guess....
As a well known old timer often says, if you're too focused on the number, you're missing the boat.
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WyoRockMan
climber
Flank of the Big Horns
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I'm going to name my next OW "Crotch Sauce", after this thread.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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How the f*#k would you A2 that thing? Bolts and hooks on one wall?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Ron, standing in front of his number one wedge for Lucille.
Future number two wedge in front of him.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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And henceforth it shall be that my firstborn be named Pornanong Smegma Bluebuttplug.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
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The one where you appear to be picking a bitch with 10 or 12 forum members all at the same time.
+1 Survival.
Justin... Not ONCE did Jim Brennan EVER accuse you of being anti-semitic ... not once, nor did JayBro accuse you of anything that you yourself haven't already proven to be true on this thread, this site and other forums.
You want to fight everyone? Tell you what, fight me. I dare you.
And hey, "Jammer" ... this song is JUST for YOU... Get PUMPED.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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In the spirit of the holidays ( Xmas, Hanukkah, kwanz, fesiivus etc) Justin, I will be happy to belay you on Lucille. I'll even lead the approach pitch of your choice! You don't even have to use the minimalist FA rack, you can use the full, aid rack.
Looking forward to the other event, too. My money's on L'eggs!!
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujo de La Playa
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
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In the spirit of the holidays ( Xmas, Hanukkah, kwanz, fesiivus etc) Justin, I will be happy to belay you on Lucille. I'll even lead the approach pitch of your choice! You don't even have to use the minimalist FA rack, you can use the full, aid rack.
I look forward to "jammer" digging himself a bigger hole as he yammers out some kind of bullshit answer as to why he CANNOT accept your offer.
I have my popcorn ready.
Looking forward to the other event, too. My money's on L'eggs!!
*high five*
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
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Dick envy much?
Awwww... how sweet. You DID watch the video I posted just for you.
Glad you enjoyed it so much.
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MisterE
climber
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I love the smell of psychosis in the winter...
smells like burnt tires.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
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Leggs, awesome that idiots like you think you are such masters of disaster...
I love that idiots like you take the bait SO easily.
Like taking candy from a child.
Don't worry, Justin, I'll remove the hook... when I'm ready.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Everyone knows Lucille is like the most famous OW in the world, save for Century Crack. At least Lucille is an actual route that is being discussed instead of an overhyped 8ft boulder problem. You never hear anyone aspire to or mention Eight Ounces Of Semen, ever. It is a non factor in the OW world. Dig it?
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Dick envy is real.
People like Jay and I are dick-shaming other men.
We are how you say "dick privileged."
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Only Pam and the Wide Boyz? oh woe is me.....
Going home for the holidays Justin?
I even had a Jewish lady get me called in to the Dean of Students and get me accused of being "a danger to myself or others". Luckily, that one didn't work out for her. That would have gotten me involuntarily temporarily institutionalized. My life would be very different. Thank you for being smart and operating under logic, though. The world needs more people like yourself.
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Jammer sent 8 ounces of semen and didn't need his stomach pumped?
Rod Stewart would be proud.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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wait, so is it wrong to be scared of jews? I for one find them frightening. I make every effort to avoid them, also I live in Argentina and am 89 years old.
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Jammer, I don't know the history between you and Jay and whoever else, but you'll accomplish nothing here. In fact you're digging a bigger hole by mentioning ratings and whose climbed harder than who. Who gives a sh#t, if you wanna really face your problems with people, call them, email, or meet them in person. A public forum is probably the worst place for it. I can see you're struggling with being called anti-Semitic and I agree that that can be a bad thing in a small town. However, you should move on and live your life in the now, there's worse sh#t that happens every day to people. Like leggs' thread, enjoy life and let sh#t go. Good luck.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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No, Justin I'm not.
Why did they think that? Take a wild guess, while looking in the mirror. While reading your own prose.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Painting swastikas on top of chopped bolts is just not cool. I think we can all agree on this point.
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Did anybody notice how Micheal Jordan was sporting a Hitler mustach for a while? That was weird.
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Maybe it was a Charlie Chaplin.
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Hey jammer. What's in your play list right now?
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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BTW, the rating conversation was to laugh at Jay
Justin, the problem is they are only laughing at you.
Have you ever heard the term "internet suicide"? You're committing it right now. Regardless of your warped intent, your incessant bleating for recognition, or your alleged art skills, your legacy is now internet kook and weird unstable guy. It will be a tough one to shake. Most never do.
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Pro boner... Someone got they're feeling hurt. I thought off width climbers were tough.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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pro-bono...
Those guys are the best.
Hey Survival I bet you didn't think it'd end up here didjya?
I heard there is a 5.13 OW on Kailash, put up by an Israeli team.
Ooops, sorry for the thread drift.....
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Actually I heard Jeremy's mom downrated it to 12-.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
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Jammer sent 8 ounces of semen and didn't need his stomach pumped?
Rod Stewart would be proud. ^^hahahahhahahhaaa!! That's why I had to post that vid. Lots of dick for "jammer" to get all pumped up.
Might make me not hunt down a lawyer to do some work for me pro-bono...
HA! As someone who sat thru 3 years of law school, your empty, dick envy threats are laughable.
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dhayan
climber
los angeles, ca
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:04am PT
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Dec 9, 2013 - 08:58pm PT
Jammer, FYI, I don't think you want to tussle with Leggs, jus' sayin'. Oh, if you don't believe me, ask PTC. ^^^ hahahhahahaha! Thanks, 10b!
This is real sh#t, dipsh#t. Accusations of anti-Semitism carry real social consequences, and that could be easily shown. Jay purposely harped that point, over and over, using an invalid example, and thus factually tried to libel me, and that's a technical term. He factually dug a hole for himself there. You must not have paid attention in Law school. I seem to know more than you, and the only connection I have there is my neighbor goes to law school and I have had several lawyer friends...
So this comment is full of sh#t esp since Jay did nothing of the sort. You need to get YOUR facts straight, once you level out on your meds.
Lawyer "friends"... awesome. Happy to hear you have "friends" that will cup your balls... for free!
Pay attention, Justin... you're not ahead of the game on this one or on this thread.
Empty threats against my friends = not too smart.
Sorry about your penis.
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:05am PT
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:08am PT
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Speaking of your down rated route, do you also have twisted panties for French Canadians? Or do you just like to fondle their gear? Is it better when you steal it right from the route? Like you did with Pee Wee?
Some of my best older brothers are lawyers, (in Wyoming) btw.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:09am PT
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So jammer you gonna lead Lucille or what?
And century crack does look a bit soft when compared to 8 ounces. I mean, look at the pictures.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:14am PT
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Yeah, it does...
Note serious ground fall potential!
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:17am PT
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Certain names should be off limits......lawyers. Only in America.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:23am PT
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look at that runout on 8 Oz! SICK!!!1
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:45am PT
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Spammer's being so subdued tonight.
He must not be drinkin'.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:51am PT
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I think he's delivering pizzas....really!
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 01:40am PT
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G that clip kills me!
On a slightly more serious note, I think I must go try that boulder problem now that I have seen and heard of it.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 02:50am PT
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If you had a case you'd already have done something in all these years you've been chasing me around the internet.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 02:59am PT
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Knock yourself out, and learn to read what I actually wrote. Instead of what you would like it to have been. Aren't you supposed to be a college graduate?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 03:52am PT
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Its fun when I meet someone like you. I have never had to beat them up, or even come close, nor verbally abuse them, and they always walk away changed, at least regarding their opinion of me.
What does this mean, actually?
You asked me to explain myself, regarding the OP, which I did. Now explain yourself. You will just bat your eyelashes at me and I will walk away a changed man? That hasn't happened much in this life.
You seem to have a mighty high opinion of yourself. But it doesn't seem to be charming many here.
8 ounces is only a half pound, after all.
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Willoughby
Social climber
Truckee, CA
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Dec 10, 2013 - 04:15am PT
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Or a half pint.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 10:06am PT
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Didn't exactly work on Danny last summer did it?! And he gave you as fair a start as you could hope for.. I don't know survival in real live, but word of thumb, you don't win people over by calling them a "complete as#@&%e"! I am among other things, a mental health profession and I have to say you do not present as a stable individual.
You have an inflated sense of your own importance if you think I care what you screen shot of what I say. You're not going to do anything. And you know it. You're an ineffectual little twerp with a massive inferiority complex, who regrets missing the chance to be a 'great climber' and seeks to gain status by putting other people, anybody, down, instead of going climbing and achieving, yourself.
I don't care what, you do!
You and I know that your accusations of against me and all the other people you've gotten into trouble for stalling and harassing over the years are just projections of your own behavior. I have never stalked anyone in my life.
You can strawman all you want, your straw men are paper tigers.
And any screenshot you make is dripping with your lunatic ravings. Yeah that will make you look good. Do you have any self awareness at all?
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Willoughby
Social climber
Truckee, CA
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Dec 10, 2013 - 10:58am PT
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McCreel, those are some good ones!
My sister had a friend in high school named Melissa Sippi. Naturally, she went by "Missy."
I knew a gall from maritime Canada who grew up with a Nancy-Ann Seancy. That one kills me.
Come to think of it, we've covered this ground before: http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/1008464/Poorly-Chosen-Names
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 11:55am PT
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All this anti-semite talk is bringing out the Zion guidebook ads!
Edit: as a side note, I don't think I'd want to tussle, you know like men, with Survival. He'll straight drop your emo ass.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:09pm PT
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Spammer's charm offensive, one for the record books.
Listen spam, the weird thing is, that I knew exactly NOTHING about any offwidth dust-ups, mini- boulder problems, or alleged chopped bolt paint jobs, Jewish woman, school Dean, psych ward stuff or ANYTHING when I called you anti semitic.
It was based 100%, solely on what I had seen on this forum. The majority of posts I saw were anti-Israel, conspiracy, take over the world rants. This included 9/11 and World Trade Center accusations.
This is the way you treat your Jewish colleagues at school? Damn dude, no wonder there is some confusion about your deep love for the Jewish people.
And then you have the balls to accuse me of some kind of reverse anti semitism.
Now you say you can "change" me just by meeting me. Don't count on it. I was born at night, but not last night.....
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:28pm PT
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You changed me forever little brother!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:37pm PT
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DMT,
you had me at "I'll lead".......
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Dec 10, 2013 - 12:51pm PT
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That is a very serious offense
Please jammer... never leave ST. We need you here.
You're an ineffectual little twerp with a massive inferiority complex, who regrets missing the chance to be a 'great climber' and seeks to gain status by putting other people, anybody, down, instead of going climbing and achieving, yourself.
Jay wonderfully psychoanalyzes half of Supertopo....
#cliffnotes
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 01:07pm PT
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I once heard tell of a man called Dushawn Mandic. French Canadians have no shame.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Dec 10, 2013 - 01:11pm PT
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A restaurant nearby... hope they don't change it.
I'm not that kinda guy so I haven't darkened its door. (I only pulled up to the curb)
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Dec 10, 2013 - 01:13pm PT
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I gave them 2 stars on Yelp, they get mad if you forget the tip.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 02:28pm PT
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Why is this jammer different than all other jammers?
It's reassuring to know you have no clue about Danny!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 02:36pm PT
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All right you little shithead. BWA HA HA HA hahahahahaaaa!!!!
Jamaican Zionism
BWA HA HA HA hahahahaaaaa!!!!! part two!
Yeah, that's a major global issue right there.
Way to bat those eyelashes bitch!
What the f*#k were you trying to say?
You better have a REAL argument, or I will chew you up. Go for it.
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dhayan
climber
los angeles, ca
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Dec 10, 2013 - 02:47pm PT
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[Click to View YouTube Video]
Lighten up folks!
You are all extremely talented and inspiring climbers. Nobody needs anything from anyone else, no recognition, acknowledgment, apologies...if you are waiting for that then you are choosing to remain in the shackles of your own making.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 02:49pm PT
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$100 on survival and L'eggs for the win!
You never answered about why you felt it necessary to steal pee wees gear.
Or why you blamed Danny and brad for a failure to repeat 8 pounces.
Or thanked Danny for showing you how to do it
.... Or was that 'life without parole'? A concept that seems to be looming in your life......
shalom
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Dec 10, 2013 - 02:50pm PT
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I'd like to see rundrinker (KiwiFromCali) and Jammer have a heart to heart about life.
This is almost as good as Roxjox threatening a black magic penis session against nature.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 02:51pm PT
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Haha Reilly, thats awesome.
There's a Vietnamese restaurant in Vancouver on broadway called
"Pho bich niga"
Love the dual thread train wreck going on here. Still.
Jammer ur losing it man. Take a breath or you'll be banned for Xmas.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 02:57pm PT
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You ever get up the warden?
Jay, you implying he knows Steve and Lisa?
Help me out bro. What are you talking about? What have Steve and Lisa to do with this? Name dropper. Doesn't that get you just squirmy with joy that you can say you know them?!
Are those voice in your head getting deafening? Squeezing out the reasoning ability you might once have had?
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 03:05pm PT
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And you haven't answered about why you stole Pee Wees gear off home on the range, and then bragged about it.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 03:07pm PT
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Yes, and we all know that reason!
Who wants popcorn?
You're still changing the subject, why did you steal pee wee's gear?????
Was that because you weren't sponsored anymore? It drove ou to a life of crime?
Or did society make you what you are?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 03:12pm PT
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Just ONE example, blaming Israel for 9/11:
Simplest explanation for who did it: The people in this country who directly financially benefited from it and the foreign country, well known for their world leading espionage abilities, who's foreign policy suddenly became our own after 911.
Tell me you weren't writing about Israel here. Thank you, thank you.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 04:00pm PT
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Holy f*#k, spammer's after me?????
OK, that was some pretty weird tap dancing. So you are saying that you were NOT implicating Israel in the 9/11 attacks and the fall of the World Trade Center?
This gets better by the minute.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 04:05pm PT
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Jammer is right & everyone else in the world is nuts, that's the problem here.
Wait a minute...... What's the argument again?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 04:06pm PT
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Be patient folks. English is spammers second language, after his native tongue, Bungholian.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 04:12pm PT
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Are you kidding? Spammer won't lead Lucille in his Christmas dreams.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 04:19pm PT
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Jammer you stated you will "f*#k [survival] up...until [he] doesn't move" How is this not a death threat?
Not to mention I never stated that you were "going to come shoot [me]" little Freudian slip on your part Justin?
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 04:21pm PT
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A dude out here is claiming Homo on the Range is 13a/b MAX. That might be a bigger downrating than lucille will ever get. Back to the sh#t show...
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 04:22pm PT
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Can't we all just climb some OW?
Oh wait, it is 6 degrees outside.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 04:26pm PT
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BTW, Jay, you guys just got F*#KED UP!!!!!111 where was that? Care to elaborate? Transparent as you are, I can't quite see into the "magic Fairyland" that is your imagination.
You know that any joke you have to explain, or point out, doesn't work, right?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 04:37pm PT
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Chill Jaybro, he's resting up for his next big beatdown of half the forum here.
I'm exhausted from the relentless intellectual onslaught.
Gawd, can you imagine the magnitude, of the victory,...in his mind?
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 05:01pm PT
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See ya??
As if your leaving jammer. You have soooooo much to prove & you still haven't even posted at a 10a level!!!!!
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blahblah
Gym climber
Boulder
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Dec 10, 2013 - 05:13pm PT
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Everyone is tired of your WHINING!! Actually, seems like lots of people can't get enough of his posts.
Whether or not "There's no such thing as bad publicity" is true, some controversy certainly gets the ST crowd posting.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 05:35pm PT
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I have successfully gotten a bunch of supposedly non-aggressive passive type of people who think caring and sharing is apparently wonderful to outwardly attack me numerous times just for aggressively arguing a valid point.
This is successful living to you? What was the valid point again?
Oh that's right, there wasn't one.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 05:40pm PT
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This is successful lol'ing to you is more like it!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 05:46pm PT
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CoZmic, my long dead commander would never accept me going after a dude protecting himself with a butter knife.
Besides, he's so big and scary that I can't face my own fear. The dude is clearly so mean that I just pissed myself.
We can only hope that spammer will have mercy on us. His Aryan brothers might come out, but probably not.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 05:57pm PT
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Flies all green and buzzin'
The chick doing lyrics in this song reminds me of spammers sister, especially after the 5 minute mark.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 06:06pm PT
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Um, what "valid point" was that Justin?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 06:41pm PT
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Thread delete in 7,6,5,... Not hardly. You wish.
What are you spewing about again?
Keep talking son, it's going great for you.
topo melt.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 06:42pm PT
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You are an embarrassment to liberals everywhere Jammer. Just give it up and lead Lucille.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 06:49pm PT
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He'll never lead Lucille or Century Crack, because he's convinced in his kindergarten mind that 8 grams is harder.
He's already achieved the pinnacle of climbing success with his pebble, why would he bother with those mere playthings?
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Dec 10, 2013 - 06:55pm PT
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Wikipedia
"This page has some issues"
LOL!!!
Dude, you're a very good climber.
Go take a vision quest or something, you know, clean the slate.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:12pm PT
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:18pm PT
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Lulzy!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:25pm PT
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You're an anti semite.
LOL! LO L! L OL! L O L!!
L O LLL ! OOO L !!! OO LLoooo LL OO LLOoo !! OO LLLo!! LL!!
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:26pm PT
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Bbst!
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:28pm PT
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Start ur own thread about anti anti semitism there jammer. Your going off topic here!
This thread is about you & your point!
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:28pm PT
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I don't care if you french-kissed Hitler's sister. The issue here is not your political/cultural beliefs.
The issue is you bagging on a climb and saying that it should be downgraded whilst you clearly lack the cojones to do the climb yourself.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:29pm PT
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and would not anti-anti-Semitism be Semitism?
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:30pm PT
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No. This thread was about commercial products advertised under the name of sacred places.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:36pm PT
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Ham and Eggs
Mountain climber
Aoraki/Mt Cook Village
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:42pm PT
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Jammer. Mate, you should totally go-at Trying Lucille.
What's stopped you getting the chance thus far? Would like to help out if I can.
XXX
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:44pm PT
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You mean to tell me I can write my own wiki page.
Sh#t Yeah!
I'm thinking, Total Badass and modest with topo cred.
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:44pm PT
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 07:54pm PT
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Hear, hear, to jammer!
The best OW climber & ally of the Jewish faith in the entire world!
I got ur back jammer! F*#k all these grown ups!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
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bravecowboy is my new hero!!
Lolo!!
looooooL! lLLLooOllOOOlllOOOllll!!
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goatboy smellz
climber
लघिमा
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Dec 10, 2013 - 08:07pm PT
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What Century Crack fiasco?
Please enlighten us.
Was it a Jewish conspiracy?
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Dec 10, 2013 - 08:11pm PT
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Russ rant? Please.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 08:13pm PT
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The issue is you bagging on a climb and saying that it should be downgraded whilst you clearly lack the cojones to do the climb yourself.
lol!! LOL!! lol!! LOL!!
I just got a call from an old climbing partner in Virginia, who said he's been watching this spammer dude stalk some woman online for years. He's a heavy lurker, but promises that this has been happening. No shizzle.
Is this true? SpamBoy, have you been hunting some woman online? I SH#TCHOONOT, a very old friend told me this.
But since you and I are just getting to know each other, maybe you can clear this up??
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 10, 2013 - 08:25pm PT
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LOL!LOL!LLOOLLLLOOLLLOLLL! LOL!LOL!
LEAD LUCILLE!
{as in: don't knock it 'til you try it}
Oh! Look! It's a dancing androgynous midget! [Click to View YouTube Video]Perhaps he will understand rock climbing ethics! Outta here.
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Dec 10, 2013 - 08:30pm PT
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DMT those statues have really big c..............hands.
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goatboy smellz
climber
लघिमा
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Dec 10, 2013 - 08:32pm PT
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Hey Justin,
is it true your Dad was the inspiration for Drunken Redneck Rappellers @ Vedauwoo?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 08:36pm PT
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HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA!!!
Lolol!!
So glad that spammer has decided to get a laugh instead of hating on everyone for calling him on his anti semitism!! LOL!!
HA HA HA!! LOL! Anti semitism is alive and well, just check jammer's posts!
Awesome!
Jeebus dude, you are one manic mutherf*#k!
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Dec 10, 2013 - 08:51pm PT
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whats the big deal, so what if Jammer is a racist anti-semite who has a hard drive full of kiddie porn? He's MY FRIEND and I won't have you guys ganging up on him.
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Nemesis
climber
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Dec 10, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
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Some pile of rocks is worshipped by a foreign culture so you won't buy something named after that pile of rocks? The only thing dumber than you being offended that the company defiled that heap of stone by naming a product after it is the company thinking it was something special in the first place. Thanks for the chuckle. I am sure the company will miss your business.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 09:07pm PT
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Is it a real shitty problem spammer?
Tell us about your personal experience.
LOL!! Lol!! lol!! LOL!!
What happened to all your big tough guy talk anyway?
Nemisis, I never said Scarpa was going to miss my business at all. I just said I wouldn't buy a pair of shoes named Kailash. I hope they carry you far.
You're correct, they shouldn't have named the shoe that in the first place, in my opinion.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 09:14pm PT
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You're right spammer, you're so anti anti anti semite that you're anti semite!
Thanks for clearing that up for me! Gosh, there really isn't a problem with your anti semitism after all!!
Wow, you really are a mental giant. I bow down at your Nazi boots.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 10, 2013 - 10:27pm PT
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Place your bets here! Will justin end up:
1) in the Wyoming state mental health hospital in Evanston?
2) in the state pen in Rawlings?
3) the Albany county Morgue, in Laramie, from choking on his own lol's ?
Edit;
Or ooh, ooh, I forgot one!
4) Spontaneous Combustion!!
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Nemesis
climber
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Dec 10, 2013 - 10:29pm PT
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Jammer I'm filled with sadness, I'm dead flat broke and I've f*#ked up everything I've ever tried in my life. Its all a facade. Seriously, it is. That's the bald truth.
What have you been doing wrong? Any ideas? Seriously. I would be curious to know if you can put a finger on it.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 10:38pm PT
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Jaybro.
2, 1, & then 3 in that order would be my guess.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 10, 2013 - 11:20pm PT
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Hear, hear!
To jammer, purveyor of balloons. Expert of dabbing!
Even tho he may agree with you, you are still wrong!
He went to school with a Jewish fellow so he can't be an anti semite!
It's not stalking if you don't go to jail!
Long live jammer, possibly greatest troll of 2013!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 10, 2013 - 11:54pm PT
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spammer, all your circular talk won't change the facts son.
I already posted one of your quotes blaming 9/11 on Jews. I'm not about to waste my time digging through your bullshit to try and prove something you already know, anti semite.
Have fun proving how right you are over and over and over and over, LOL!!
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:01am PT
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Remember when u left like 3 hours & 10000 words ago jammer?
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:10am PT
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this thread has officially
Was fun while it lasted.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:10am PT
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IT REVEALS DINGUS, SURVIVAL, JAYBRO, WILLOUGHBY, RUSS, JAMES BRENNAN, AND MANY MORE AS THE COMPLETE VITRIOL SPEWING ASS-HOLES THEY ARE!
Internet Gold.
Topo melt.
Priceless.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:16am PT
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I know CoZmic. I would, but it's too much fun watching him pretend to be schooling everyone....
Damn.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:19am PT
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spammer
spammer
spammer
spammer
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:22am PT
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You're my best bitch on the internet spammer, that's the truth.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:37am PT
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5.7
Topo cred
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:52am PT
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You're welcome Supertopo, that I've got this fool so tied up here that he's not spewing his racist poison on many threads at once!!
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I'm gonna tell everyone in Wyoming.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:58am PT
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Did you know that spammer thinks an 8 foot boulder problem puts him in the world elite of rock climbing?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:58am PT
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Did you know that spammer is nuts?
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Dec 11, 2013 - 12:59am PT
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Best page for laughs so far for me.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:00am PT
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Did you know that spammer has a vastly inflated view of himself?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:00am PT
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Did you know that spammer is a glutton for punishment?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:01am PT
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Did you know that spammer thinks he's a tough guy?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:02am PT
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Did you know that spammer blah blah blah?
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:03am PT
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Survival, don't you need to go clean the garage?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:03am PT
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Did you know that I can keep spammer jumping to the hook all night long?
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John M
climber
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:03am PT
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I heard on the internet that he is anti semantic..
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:04am PT
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Survival, don't you need to go clean the garage?
You're right as usual Reilly.
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:04am PT
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I heard on the internet that he is anti semantic..
I heard that too!
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Rollover
climber
Gross Vegas
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:13am PT
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Jam-Justin hates Jews?
Must be dark and cold in Wyoming.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:20am PT
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5.2
Topo cred
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:26am PT
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He's even lost his audience.
There's only a few of us willing to stick it out and call justin the racist that he is.
Oh well, those close to me know I have a hard head.
I'm here with you spam boy, let's go.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:27am PT
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Thank you for sharing your melt down. I've never watched someone completely lose their mind before. Amazing!
You realize you just threw away any credibility you might have had, for climbing, academics, for anything. And you did it all by yourself, with nobody else's help.
Why did you want to commit credibility suicide like that?
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The Call Of K2 Lou
climber
Denial State U
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:30am PT
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Cmac, please nuke this thread...
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:30am PT
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Me and my boys calling out spam boy on his racism!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:32am PT
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Hey spam, what do you have to say to the guy that called me from Virginia and said he'd been watching you stalk some gal on the internet for years?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:45am PT
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Wow. You rarely see a full melt down on the internet.
Glad I was here for it.
Justin jammer spammer.
Offwidth pussy, can't do lucille.
Lucille has messed your mind up.
Now chill and dream your last imaginary guitar solo.
We'll help ease you along bro.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Hey spam, what do you have to say to the guy that called me from Virginia and said he'd been watching you stalk some gal on the internet for years?
No answer for that one I guess.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:48am PT
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Thanks again Justin, nighty night.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:48am PT
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Full caps will help you seem more convincing bro, keep at it.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:52am PT
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spammer:
I DON'T HATE JEWS!! IT'S ALL THESE PEOPLE CALLING ME ON MY JEW HATE! IT'S THEM!! TRUST ME!!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 01:55am PT
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Oh well, I've got a couple things I gotta do. G'night Adolf!!
lol!!
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tornado
climber
lawrence kansas
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Dec 11, 2013 - 09:11am PT
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Can we please get back to talking about shoes with funny names?
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justthemaid
climber
Jim Henson's Basement
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Dec 11, 2013 - 10:33am PT
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Can we please get back to talking about shoes with funny names?
Once you down the hole... there's probably no escape from the den of the bath-salt badger.
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MisterE
climber
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Dec 11, 2013 - 10:44am PT
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WyoRockMan
climber
Flank of the Big Horns
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Dec 11, 2013 - 10:51am PT
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If there ever was a thread to read on the shitter, this is it.
Damn it, my foot fell asleep.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 11, 2013 - 11:18am PT
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Still fewer posts than last night.....
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 11, 2013 - 11:25am PT
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Oh jeez, I thought this may have been all a really funny dream......
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 11, 2013 - 11:25am PT
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Still, it's rewarding to watch them lose it like that!
💩
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 11:26am PT
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Yes, it is!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 11, 2013 - 11:51am PT
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GAK, those Downfall parodies are SO good!
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goatboy smellz
climber
लघिमा
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Dec 12, 2013 - 05:37pm PT
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jammer
climber
Dec 12, 2013 - 02:16pm PT
LOL! I WONDER WHO DELETED STUFF!
Maybe you should be asking your lawyers?
Just submit all those screenshots you took and they will figure it out for you. Don't forget to mention that story you like to tell around the campfire about the time you had sex with a minor. You thought it was a joke but nobody was laughing.
Looking forward to the outcome of that trial.
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Psilocyborg
climber
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Dec 12, 2013 - 11:27pm PT
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how can anyone read this thread and still think the internet is a good idea?!
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 12, 2013 - 11:32pm PT
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How can anyone read this thread and think that crystal meth is still a good idea?
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
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Dec 12, 2013 - 11:45pm PT
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"TipToe", Jim... that's a great cat name!
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Dec 12, 2013 - 11:48pm PT
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Name the cat "jammer"...(sorry;......I know I'm not helping here at all...)..
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 13, 2013 - 12:10am PT
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How can anyone read this thread and think that crystal meth is still a good idea?
Lol
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Dec 13, 2013 - 12:12am PT
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Post 513!!!! Quick someone delete and we will downgrade this to 512
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Dec 13, 2013 - 07:15pm PT
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So, JimB, you're telling me that 'Adolph' is wrong? What's in a name?
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thebravecowboy
Social climber
Colorado Plateau
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Dec 13, 2013 - 07:51pm PT
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always liked Ward Churchill's 'little Eichmanns'; howzabout Little Eichmann for the kitteh?
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 13, 2013 - 07:57pm PT
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What happened to the Burchy appreciation thread?
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Dec 13, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
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How about "Groucho" for the kitty? My youngest sister named one of out cats who had a little mustache like that Groucho.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 13, 2013 - 09:08pm PT
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We had a cat like that we called Groucho too!
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klk
Trad climber
cali
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Dec 13, 2013 - 09:15pm PT
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missed all of this.
i obviously dont spend enuf time on forums.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 14, 2013 - 12:01am PT
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jammer
climber
Dec 12, 2013 - 11:07am PT
My finest moment in climbing was not a lead, but a highball boulder. It is in a cave I used to hang out in as a kid when I went to Vedauwoo. A bunch of other people were psyched on it so I let them have it to themselves for several years, hoping to get the first repeat after it was finally done. I would always joke and tell them I was going to do it onsight, my way of telling them they were "soft". I was just ribbing them. The guy I really wanted to do it was Bob Scarpelli, since I figured it gave him a reason to stay in shape. I left it for him for years. Also, Andy Johnson used to tell me about the thing, saying he had tried it many times with many different good climbers (Steve Su, Bart Paul) with absolutely no luck whatsoever. He felt it would be really hard for a highball OW, and that it was one of the best ones he had seen at Vedauwoo, or anywhere. He used to joke with me saying he was going to put up the worlds first 5.14 OW with that one. He was joking on the grade, but his point was that it was one of the hardest OW's he had seen or been on anywhere.
After years of just letting that thing sit there, since no one was psyched on the thing at the time, I decided to head up there. I dragged two non-climbing friends up there, explained "spotting" to them as best I could, and went for it, my whole world suddenly becoming just what was immediately in front of me. About two thirds the way up I remember the world coming back into focus, and I knew I really could onsight it right then. I dove back into the moment, consciously negotiating each tenth, each hundredth of a second, dug deep, and topped it out, pumped and out of breath. The only "mistake" I made on the climb was getting my foot mildly stuck at the lip, just before I pulled over. Thankfully it came out with a little patient wiggling and adjusting. Otherwise, according to my spotters, I looked like I was just having fun climbing, looking really casual.
I was very happy as I had been doing a LOT of training right then, and was probably in the best fitness shape of my life. I could do 100+ continuous feet on a flexy and slightly inclined roof crack crack machine set on floppy hand/fist stacks (took four to six weeks of training to do that), and I could link four thuggish V6 boulder problems on the 50 degree wall at the gym using jugs to donwclimb between problems (took a year and a half to do that). I called that OW The Stone Cold Stunna, to comment on the state of OW climbing at the time, and was proud since it felt almost as hard as the things I was training on at the time, and because the technical aspect was as difficult as the physical aspect. In any case, that has to be my finest, or one of my finest moments, in climbing :).
As an aside, for me personally, that moment is great not only because I performed at my very best, but because I had that perfect focus for the ascent, that perfect flow of being in the moment, not wanting to be anywhere else. In terms of personal achievement, it is one of the finest moments in my life. I have no pictures or I would post them up. Thanks for reading my little novel :).
Have to spray too that I'm personally WAY proud to have done the N.F.L. Dyno at Vedauwoo since it is a really hard dyno problem and big dynamic moves were my biggest original weakness. THAT one took years and years of indirect training and determination, and was unbelievably sweet to stick because of that.
JAMMER!
Wtf dude??
The above quoted post by you from another thread makes sense, was interesting to read & it is about climbing.
Really cool, you should try this more often instead of the schizo approach you have taken here which was funny for a bit but has kind of gotten pathetic & boring.
I'd grade it 11c. Pretty big grade jump for a guy that's barely been scraping his way up 5.6 posts. Keep on it man I'd love to see a tr. it's not too late!
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 14, 2013 - 03:48am PT
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Totally
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Dec 14, 2013 - 03:57am PT
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Hey Bruce, you're better than this. Don't feed the troll.
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Dec 14, 2013 - 01:17pm PT
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Being a big ballon would be cool, a blue one even cooler cause I like blue.
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 14, 2013 - 01:28pm PT
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Jammer sending...
Jamming away.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 14, 2013 - 01:39pm PT
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So that's your beautiful ex girlfriend!
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 14, 2013 - 01:57pm PT
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Edit- Larry oh wow, where do u find this stuff?!?!?!
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Dec 14, 2013 - 02:01pm PT
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The Larry, Jaybro, Locker, and Ryan D are you guys nuts? You might get called big blue balloons. Hopefully not.
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John M
climber
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Dec 14, 2013 - 02:11pm PT
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Oh Great and mighty Jammer, Slayer of the beast of the anti anti semantic. Thou who lays waste before thee and turns the mighty into big blue balloons. Thou great and glorious climber of the 5.6 cave of darkness. Fill us with your everlasting recrementitious hot air oh mighty wise one, that we may as lowly great big blue balloons dance among the stars with thou, and that we might be graced with a cover shot on climber magazine. Fill us with your great and all knowing wisdom that we too might learn to enjoy climbing 5.6 rather then succumbing to the harkening of the 5.12s and 5.13s. Hear our prayers oh pedantic one and if you will grant us but this one wish, then we vow to slay every anti anti semantic one that dares to breath within thy great scrotum of belchitudiness.
your humble servant
the great big blue balloon
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this just in
climber
north fork
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Dec 14, 2013 - 03:05pm PT
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It would actually be funny if you guys were not this whole time trying to actually do damage to my reputation Don't think you need any help here. You big blue balloonhead. Topo cred!
React now.
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 14, 2013 - 03:08pm PT
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It would actually be funny if you guys were not this whole time trying to actually do damage to my reputation,
You're doing all the damage. We're just laughing at you.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Dec 15, 2013 - 12:25am PT
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For the record I deleted nothing, as jammer would know if he really had done any screenshots.
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tornado
climber
lawrence kansas
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Dec 15, 2013 - 01:29am PT
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your and you're. know the difference. live it learn it.
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Leggs
Sport climber
Tucson, AZ
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:08am PT
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hahahhahahhaha!!
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Dance, Monkey....
An you did.
Thank you.
That is all. You did the rest of the damage yourself. Great to witness, Bravo.
*golf claps*
EDIT:
Libel is not always hard to prove, and you can bet Jay and his crew sent my sponsors MANY e-mails throughout the years. That is not an empty threat ;).
I am laughing out loud so hard right now, all animals in the vicinity are afraid.
Classic.
Thank you, again, for digging your own hole.
Super fun!
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:10am PT
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Nobody quits being a sponsored athlete. The ego will not permit it.
You get the boot for either not performing at the highest calibre or for being an idiot who does not click with the image that the company is trying to convey- or in jammers case, possibly both.
Seriously tho jammer I did like your one climbing post.
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John M
climber
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:14am PT
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Running in packs.. naw.. we just like Jaybro and you come across as a dick. Thats too bad, because it seems like you climb hard. But as Jim said, climbing isn't everything.
what you don't seem to get is that because you come across like a dick, people have been yanking your chain since you came on this forum.
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John M
climber
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:21am PT
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LOL.. oh please. you didn't troll anyone here. your ego is so gigantic its pert near blocking out the full moon. People have just been messing with you. Some, like Jim have been trying to help you, but you seem to be beyond help. There are lots of good folks on this forum. Jaybro is one of them. You haven't proven your case against him. You have just made yourself look silly.
Like I said, thats too bad, because we appreciate hard climbers around here.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:44am PT
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Someone needs to press the Red Button on the Prince-Jammer.
Dude, you reap what you sow.
I know If I couldn't see how silly I was being, I would be thankful for some discreet intervention.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Dec 15, 2013 - 02:47am PT
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When did they start teaching special ed classes at UW jammer? Is anyone else in your program?
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Dingus McGee
Social climber
Laramie
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Dec 15, 2013 - 12:03pm PT
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I smell onion gas
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Dec 15, 2013 - 01:24pm PT
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Wow, this sh#t show is still going on? I leave for a couple days and POW!! :)
DID YOU MISS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT OR SOMETHING?
It was about the name of a shoe, you fool.
My apologies you guys, but I really am considering deleting this thread.
It's useful kind of like the republican thread where it contains the mad dog to pretty much one thread, but he can also start his own thread to house his hate. I just don't like it being my thread....
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kunlun_shan
Mountain climber
SF, CA
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Dec 15, 2013 - 01:27pm PT
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Delete, please!
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 15, 2013 - 01:27pm PT
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Why would you delete this? Wanna give Jamjob a second chance?
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