Condoleezza is HOT!

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Apocalypsenow

Trad climber
Cali
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 5, 2006 - 03:45pm PT
When she is angry.
dirtbag

climber
Jul 5, 2006 - 03:46pm PT
Are you on the bottle?
Apocalypsenow

Trad climber
Cali
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 5, 2006 - 03:54pm PT
Not at the moment. Perhaps later. Hey Dirt, have you seen her in her tennis outfit? Wow.
golsen

Social climber
kennewick, wa
Jul 5, 2006 - 04:13pm PT
Well, apparently you are not the only one with this opinion. Looks like the line forms at the rear...

dirtbag

climber
Jul 5, 2006 - 04:33pm PT
You're welcome to take my place in the line, Apoc.
d-know

Trad climber
electric lady land
Jul 5, 2006 - 05:08pm PT
condoleezza could eat corn on the cob thru a picket fence.
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Jul 5, 2006 - 05:19pm PT
I want all the ladies on the forum to take note. She may have a PHD, but she has no man.

Very Sad.
Gary

climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Jul 5, 2006 - 05:54pm PT
Is she playing for the other team?
Apocalypsenow

Trad climber
Cali
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 5, 2006 - 06:00pm PT
No Gary...she is simply waiting for that one special white guy to sweep her off her feet. She is on our team.













I think??????
Apocalypsenow

Trad climber
Cali
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 5, 2006 - 06:01pm PT
and yes Juan, a woman with a Phd. and no man.... a shame it is.
G_Gnome

Social climber
Tendonitis City
Jul 5, 2006 - 06:14pm PT
Yes Apoc, but this is how big she thinks you are:



Here is the woman you really want, she thinks you're just fine the way you are:

Apocalypsenow

Trad climber
Cali
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 5, 2006 - 06:19pm PT
OK ShortTimer I see your point. But Hillary doesn't do anything for me. Besides, she is certainly gay.
Richard Large

climber
where you least expect
Jul 5, 2006 - 06:59pm PT
News Flash: CONDI RICE DISCOVERED TO BE COLIN POWELL IN DRAG...

AP: Colin Powell was seen emerging from the ladies room in a popular Castro District nightclub in San Francisco on Saturday. Patrons had noticed Condi Rice entering the same ladies room just moments earlier. A long time regular at the club, Lacy Shorts, when interviewed said: "I'd often noticed Condi and Colin in the club in the past, but never together -- it was wierd".
When confronted with the evidence, Mr Powell admitted that he and Ms Rice were one and the same, stating that he wanted to play a bigger role in the Bush Administration in anticipation of running for president in the future. "And they never would have taken me seriously at the UN if I had been wearing my red pumps" said Mr Powell.
Spokesmen for the Bush Administration expressed "Shock and Awe" at the revelation.....

"No wonder they both got along so well with my daughter", stated Dick Cheney
"That's amazing! I've been doing her for years and I never noticed", said the President.
"He's got my vote", stated Phil Ashio, president of the Gay Coalition for Moral Integrity".
G_Gnome

Social climber
Tendonitis City
Jul 5, 2006 - 07:13pm PT
Of course if all you are after is a HOT politician, then will Alessandra Mussolini do?



Too bad she looks like this now.

Apocalypsenow

Trad climber
Cali
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 5, 2006 - 07:19pm PT
Oh dingus you are breaking my heart!
G_Gnome

Social climber
Tendonitis City
Jul 5, 2006 - 07:26pm PT
Hey, I knew you were gonna want to know so I edited her name in. I am not sure she is still in congress (or whatever the Italians call it there) but she used to be.
G_Gnome

Social climber
Tendonitis City
Jul 5, 2006 - 07:33pm PT
Too bad you're sooooo young. We had this to oggle when I was growing up.

G_Gnome

Social climber
Tendonitis City
Jul 5, 2006 - 07:52pm PT
Apoc, put down the beers. It's not even 5 yet and you are already drunk. Did you start drinking already in order to get up the nerve to ask the rich woman out tomorrow?
mark miller

Social climber
Reno
Jul 5, 2006 - 07:56pm PT
Jackie O. was so beautiful she looked great in a picnic table cloth. I guess Condi might also, if you cut 2 holes out for her eyes.
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Jul 5, 2006 - 08:03pm PT
When that lady in Tahoe see's my post she will have a cow!
mark miller

Social climber
Reno
Jul 5, 2006 - 08:23pm PT
No Dis..Respect but which one in Condi?
Gary

climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Jul 5, 2006 - 08:39pm PT
Did Alessandra make the trains run on time?
TradIsGood

Trad climber
Gunks end of country
Jul 5, 2006 - 08:49pm PT
Shot her husband? He died of bronchial pneumonia in 1975.
Ouch!

climber
Jul 5, 2006 - 09:45pm PT
JAK

climber
Central NC
Jul 5, 2006 - 09:55pm PT
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
golsen

Social climber
kennewick, wa
Jul 5, 2006 - 10:32pm PT
"I was a good democrat until I learned that Willy was only this big! If I am gonna be doin politics I like em Texas sized mens!"

Slakkey

Trad climber
From a Quiet Place by the Lake
Jul 5, 2006 - 10:45pm PT
I am aready drunk. but cannot cozzy up to CR. Sorry dude but you really need some help.
Cheers
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
St. Louis
Jul 5, 2006 - 10:53pm PT
Yeah, I'm no guy but I don't think there are beer goggles strong enough to look directly at Condi without suffering severe corneal burns.
Slakkey

Trad climber
From a Quiet Place by the Lake
Jul 5, 2006 - 10:55pm PT
You go Crimpie
Euroford

Trad climber
Chicago, IL
Jul 5, 2006 - 11:04pm PT
i can't believe it took until post 45 for somebody to say

I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!!


todd-gordon

climber
Jul 6, 2006 - 01:40am PT
Tucker Tech and I did a pair of new routes at Joshua Tree called Condom Leaves a Rice, along with Colon Bowel......(It's difficult to think of route names...) I'm sure they would be proud......
healyje

Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
Jul 6, 2006 - 02:52am PT
I'd love nothing more than to see rightwing republicans in the voting booth forced to vote for a black female....
Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Jul 6, 2006 - 05:56am PT
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

...good thing I ain't holding rice.
todd-gordon

climber
Jul 6, 2006 - 09:23am PT
Locker......the term "new" often times refers to ANY route that is not in the current guidebook.....it's all relative (Not my cousin, please...). Has it been THAT long?....the days, months, years slip quickly by for those in our "sunset" years...
WoodySt

Trad climber
Riverside
Jul 6, 2006 - 01:22pm PT
Condi for pres.
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