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'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 13, 2013 - 11:49am PT
Man sexually assaulted by 4 women after leaving club

Read more: http://www.cp24.com/news/man-sexually-assaulted-by-4-women-after-leaving-club-1.1227626#ixzz2QMJYVX00

Police are searching for suspects after a 19-year-old man was sexually assaulted by a group of women that had offered him a ride home from a downtown club last week.

The victim met the four women at a nightclub near King Street and University Avenue on Saturday, March 30.

According to police, the woman then offered the man a ride home, but he was instead driven to a parking lot near Queen Street and Spadina Avenue, where he was sexually assaulted by all four suspects.

Following the assault, the victim was released and the suspects fled the scene in a silver Honda SUV.

The first suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with short blond hair and a tattoo of wings on the back of her neck. The woman, who was the driver of the vehicle, also spoke with a British accent.

The second suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with long dark hair, the bottom portion of which was dyed red.

The description for the other two suspects is less clear with both described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four and weighing between 190-200 lbs.,

All four suspects were dressed in short black dresses and wore high heels with no nylons.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police at (416) 808−7474 or Crime Stoppers at (416) 222−TIPS (8477).



One wonders what *really* happened?
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Apr 13, 2013 - 11:53am PT
This is what happens when you boys dress too provocatively.


Edit: You do wonder what "really" happened. The details of the "rape" are not really defined.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 13, 2013 - 11:56am PT
There are also reports that the attackers performed the Haka prior to the assault.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Apr 13, 2013 - 12:19pm PT
The descriptions of the suspects confirm that it was against his will for sure.

The first suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with short blond hair and a tattoo of wings on the back of her neck. The woman, who was the driver of the vehicle, also spoke with a British accent.

The second suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with long dark hair, the bottom portion of which was dyed red.

The description for the other two suspects is less clear with both described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four and weighing between 190-200 lbs.,

All four suspects were dressed in short black dresses and wore high heels with no nylons.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Apr 13, 2013 - 01:04pm PT
Apparently the suspects were found at a jack in the box drive in, all shocks on the getaway car were blown.
Reeotch

Trad climber
4 Corners Area
Apr 13, 2013 - 01:05pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]

"My anaconda don't want none if you ain't got buns, hun . . . "
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Apr 13, 2013 - 01:35pm PT
The descriptions of the suspects confirm that it was against his will for sure.

Apparently the suspects were found at a jack in the box drive in, all shocks on the getaway car were blown.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ec

climber
ca
Apr 13, 2013 - 01:43pm PT
This sounds like the...


























Greatest solo adventure of modern times!
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Apr 13, 2013 - 02:49pm PT
The assailants , if caught , will also be charged with posession of 800 lbs. of crack...
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Apr 13, 2013 - 02:59pm PT
Viagra - the new date-rape drug.
Rock!...oopsie.

Trad climber
the pitch above you
Apr 13, 2013 - 03:05pm PT
The pack hunting strategy and size of these predators precludes this being a cougar attack. This seems more like the work of orcas.
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Apr 13, 2013 - 03:16pm PT
It does not say he was raped. I'm not going to call this trolling. I'm just going to call it surf-casting.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 03:33pm PT
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! Bravo! More more more! Laughing my ass off here in Toronto!
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 03:41pm PT

Does she speak with a British accent?

I will personally hand some beers on the El Cap Bridge this spring, to the person who comes up with the best caption for a sign I can put on the back of my van as I drive through Toronto, in the hopes that I can attract the attention of those four hotties.
Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
Apr 13, 2013 - 03:50pm PT
The first suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs…..

The second suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs…...

The description for the other two suspects is less clear with both described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four and weighing between 190-200 lbs…...

All four suspects were dressed in short black dresses and wore high heels with no nylons.

 First thought: The women described above should never be caught in "short black dresses and wore high heels with no nylons"…. ever…. for their own safety.

 He desevered everything he got… He was leading these hungry women to a tasty meal that they were not going to miss out on.
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Apr 13, 2013 - 03:50pm PT
Laughing my ass off here in Toronto!

That's how I keep the weight off too!
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 03:51pm PT
No nylons = easy access.

Think about it...

While you're at it, think about those eight legs. Or as buddy above so eloquently described them,

CANKLES.
mechrist

Gym climber
South of Heaven
Apr 13, 2013 - 03:56pm PT
How can you people make fun of what was obviously a traumatic experience for the poor guy?
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Apr 13, 2013 - 03:58pm PT
It does not say he was raped.

Rape does knott necessarily mean penetration.

In any event I'm still going with the Viagra-spiked drink scenario...
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Apr 13, 2013 - 03:59pm PT
aggressive fondling. Yeah Viagra..... yer in a rad bar and can't hide it.....

Haven't done it yet - just speculating - just looking back to junior high.
RyanD

climber
Squamish
Apr 13, 2013 - 04:18pm PT
Try this one Pete:


Free bacon




Better find a chastity belt.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 04:22pm PT
Discourage?

I need some action. I'm lonely up here!

I need the wording for the sign in the back of my van that will catch the attention of these hotties!!

Ooh-bay-bee ooh-bay-bee ooh.

Incidentally, has anyone asked where Standing Strong/Toulomne*Rainbow[sic]/t*r was on the night in question?
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Apr 13, 2013 - 04:25pm PT
I'll give that some serious thought. You need something with a phone number in it. Frankly, I can't believe you haven't met any chicks on El Cap yet. Maybe change your deodorant?
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 04:32pm PT
I *do* need an El Cap Girlfriend.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Apr 13, 2013 - 06:21pm PT
Attacked by Orcas?
Edge

Trad climber
New Durham, NH
Apr 13, 2013 - 07:19pm PT
"I don't have crabs! (Well, except for peewee...)"
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Apr 13, 2013 - 07:27pm PT
Farfignewton! Be careful what you ask for. She seems nice though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JLBFlLnrrg
McHale's Navy

Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
Apr 13, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
All I have come up with so far is to get rid of the Van and get a BMW or something like that......a Jaguar?
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Apr 13, 2013 - 08:41pm PT
Weighty story ...but assault? ........assault?.....really?

Having sex with 3 or 4 women, no matter what their body weight, use to be called "gettin lucky" back in the day.
Risk

Mountain climber
Olympia, WA
Apr 13, 2013 - 09:02pm PT
Prisons will take who ever they can these days. Better not "moon" anyone, like in American Graffiti (PG) or you'll end up in the $lammer for a long time. Follow the money. . . .
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 14, 2013 - 09:40pm PT
I hope the poor lad isn't too traumatized by eight hundred pounds of lovin'. Maybe he'll need years of therapy. Or a few beers.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 14, 2013 - 10:22pm PT
Pete,try this on yer van:
Troglodytes Need Love Too!
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Apr 15, 2013 - 01:13pm PT
I think that the cops neglected to ask the "victim" if he'd been reading R. Crumb comics.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Apr 15, 2013 - 01:22pm PT
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Mar 7, 2014 - 06:32pm PT
http://www.naharnet.com/stories/en/121548-not-enough-canadian-porn-on-tv-says-regulator
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Mar 7, 2014 - 06:39pm PT
Maybe he made a rude comment about them in the bar, then they got revenge by driving him off somewhere when he was too drunk to resist, and they all just punched him in the nuts.
overwatch

climber
Mar 7, 2014 - 08:44pm PT
I doubt they were really women
this just in

climber
north fork
Mar 7, 2014 - 09:19pm PT
He was getting lucky until his buddies saw him, then he was getting sexually assaulted.
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Mar 7, 2014 - 10:44pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Mar 8, 2014 - 01:08pm PT
So...he was "assaulted" by 4 diesel-burners with 800 pounds of crack? What's "not to like?" Bwahahaha! He obviously survived the experience, an older and wiser man...
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Mar 8, 2014 - 01:10pm PT
Most men are raped with objects such as broom handles, bottles, baseball bats, batons and other objects. Doesn't sound like much to like to me.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Mar 8, 2014 - 01:12pm PT
^^ Thanks for the visuals Crimps.

I wonder if the victim was tested for crush injuries or blunt force trauma.
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Mar 8, 2014 - 01:18pm PT
Crimpie--

Ouch! Not so humorous in light of that information! I'm presuming you're referring to up the old wazoo?
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Mar 8, 2014 - 01:22pm PT
Sorry to be a killjoy. But a man who is raped has been penetrated. Could be in any orifice and it can be by any object and it is without consent. That's why rape is considered a violent crime. Horrible for any person really.
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Mar 8, 2014 - 01:36pm PT
I withdraw my previous poor attempt at humor...
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