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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 13, 2013 - 11:49am PT
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Man sexually assaulted by 4 women after leaving club
Read more: http://www.cp24.com/news/man-sexually-assaulted-by-4-women-after-leaving-club-1.1227626#ixzz2QMJYVX00
Police are searching for suspects after a 19-year-old man was sexually assaulted by a group of women that had offered him a ride home from a downtown club last week.
The victim met the four women at a nightclub near King Street and University Avenue on Saturday, March 30.
According to police, the woman then offered the man a ride home, but he was instead driven to a parking lot near Queen Street and Spadina Avenue, where he was sexually assaulted by all four suspects.
Following the assault, the victim was released and the suspects fled the scene in a silver Honda SUV.
The first suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with short blond hair and a tattoo of wings on the back of her neck. The woman, who was the driver of the vehicle, also spoke with a British accent.
The second suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with long dark hair, the bottom portion of which was dyed red.
The description for the other two suspects is less clear with both described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four and weighing between 190-200 lbs.,
All four suspects were dressed in short black dresses and wore high heels with no nylons.
Anyone with information is asked to contact police at (416) 808−7474 or Crime Stoppers at (416) 222−TIPS (8477).
One wonders what *really* happened?
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justthemaid
climber
Jim Henson's Basement
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Apr 13, 2013 - 11:53am PT
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This is what happens when you boys dress too provocatively.
Edit: You do wonder what "really" happened. The details of the "rape" are not really defined.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Apr 13, 2013 - 11:56am PT
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There are also reports that the attackers performed the Haka prior to the assault.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Apr 13, 2013 - 12:19pm PT
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The descriptions of the suspects confirm that it was against his will for sure.
The first suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with short blond hair and a tattoo of wings on the back of her neck. The woman, who was the driver of the vehicle, also spoke with a British accent.
The second suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with long dark hair, the bottom portion of which was dyed red.
The description for the other two suspects is less clear with both described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four and weighing between 190-200 lbs.,
All four suspects were dressed in short black dresses and wore high heels with no nylons.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Apr 13, 2013 - 01:04pm PT
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Apparently the suspects were found at a jack in the box drive in, all shocks on the getaway car were blown.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Apr 13, 2013 - 01:35pm PT
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The descriptions of the suspects confirm that it was against his will for sure.
Apparently the suspects were found at a jack in the box drive in, all shocks on the getaway car were blown.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ec
climber
ca
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Apr 13, 2013 - 01:43pm PT
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This sounds like the...
Greatest solo adventure of modern times!
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Apr 13, 2013 - 02:49pm PT
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The assailants , if caught , will also be charged with posession of 800 lbs. of crack...
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Apr 13, 2013 - 02:59pm PT
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Viagra - the new date-rape drug.
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Rock!...oopsie.
Trad climber
the pitch above you
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Apr 13, 2013 - 03:05pm PT
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The pack hunting strategy and size of these predators precludes this being a cougar attack. This seems more like the work of orcas.
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McHale's Navy
Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
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Apr 13, 2013 - 03:16pm PT
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It does not say he was raped. I'm not going to call this trolling. I'm just going to call it surf-casting.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 03:33pm PT
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Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! Bravo! More more more! Laughing my ass off here in Toronto!
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 03:41pm PT
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Does she speak with a British accent?
I will personally hand some beers on the El Cap Bridge this spring, to the person who comes up with the best caption for a sign I can put on the back of my van as I drive through Toronto, in the hopes that I can attract the attention of those four hotties.
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Jingy
climber
Somewhere out there
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Apr 13, 2013 - 03:50pm PT
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The first suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs…..
The second suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs…...
The description for the other two suspects is less clear with both described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four and weighing between 190-200 lbs…...
All four suspects were dressed in short black dresses and wore high heels with no nylons.
First thought: The women described above should never be caught in "short black dresses and wore high heels with no nylons"…. ever…. for their own safety.
He desevered everything he got… He was leading these hungry women to a tasty meal that they were not going to miss out on.
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McHale's Navy
Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
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Apr 13, 2013 - 03:50pm PT
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Laughing my ass off here in Toronto!
That's how I keep the weight off too!
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 03:51pm PT
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No nylons = easy access.
Think about it...
While you're at it, think about those eight legs. Or as buddy above so eloquently described them,
CANKLES.
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mechrist
Gym climber
South of Heaven
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Apr 13, 2013 - 03:56pm PT
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How can you people make fun of what was obviously a traumatic experience for the poor guy?
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Apr 13, 2013 - 03:58pm PT
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It does not say he was raped.
Rape does knott necessarily mean penetration.
In any event I'm still going with the Viagra-spiked drink scenario...
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McHale's Navy
Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
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Apr 13, 2013 - 03:59pm PT
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aggressive fondling. Yeah Viagra..... yer in a rad bar and can't hide it.....
Haven't done it yet - just speculating - just looking back to junior high.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Apr 13, 2013 - 04:18pm PT
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Try this one Pete:
Free bacon
Better find a chastity belt.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 04:22pm PT
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Discourage?
I need some action. I'm lonely up here!
I need the wording for the sign in the back of my van that will catch the attention of these hotties!!
Ooh-bay-bee ooh-bay-bee ooh.
Incidentally, has anyone asked where Standing Strong/Toulomne*Rainbow[sic]/t*r was on the night in question?
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McHale's Navy
Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
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Apr 13, 2013 - 04:25pm PT
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I'll give that some serious thought. You need something with a phone number in it. Frankly, I can't believe you haven't met any chicks on El Cap yet. Maybe change your deodorant?
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 04:32pm PT
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I *do* need an El Cap Girlfriend.
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Edge
Trad climber
New Durham, NH
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Apr 13, 2013 - 07:19pm PT
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"I don't have crabs! (Well, except for peewee...)"
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McHale's Navy
Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
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Apr 13, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
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All I have come up with so far is to get rid of the Van and get a BMW or something like that......a Jaguar?
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Apr 13, 2013 - 08:41pm PT
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Weighty story ...but assault? ........assault?.....really?
Having sex with 3 or 4 women, no matter what their body weight, use to be called "gettin lucky" back in the day.
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Risk
Mountain climber
Olympia, WA
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Apr 13, 2013 - 09:02pm PT
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Prisons will take who ever they can these days. Better not "moon" anyone, like in American Graffiti (PG) or you'll end up in the $lammer for a long time. Follow the money. . . .
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 14, 2013 - 09:40pm PT
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I hope the poor lad isn't too traumatized by eight hundred pounds of lovin'. Maybe he'll need years of therapy. Or a few beers.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Apr 14, 2013 - 10:22pm PT
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Pete,try this on yer van:
Troglodytes Need Love Too!
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 15, 2013 - 01:13pm PT
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I think that the cops neglected to ask the "victim" if he'd been reading R. Crumb comics.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Apr 15, 2013 - 01:22pm PT
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Maybe he made a rude comment about them in the bar, then they got revenge by driving him off somewhere when he was too drunk to resist, and they all just punched him in the nuts.
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overwatch
climber
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I doubt they were really women
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this just in
climber
north fork
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He was getting lucky until his buddies saw him, then he was getting sexually assaulted.
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Brokedownclimber
Trad climber
Douglas, WY
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So...he was "assaulted" by 4 diesel-burners with 800 pounds of crack? What's "not to like?" Bwahahaha! He obviously survived the experience, an older and wiser man...
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Most men are raped with objects such as broom handles, bottles, baseball bats, batons and other objects. Doesn't sound like much to like to me.
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philo
Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
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^^ Thanks for the visuals Crimps.
I wonder if the victim was tested for crush injuries or blunt force trauma.
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Brokedownclimber
Trad climber
Douglas, WY
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Crimpie--
Ouch! Not so humorous in light of that information! I'm presuming you're referring to up the old wazoo?
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Sorry to be a killjoy. But a man who is raped has been penetrated. Could be in any orifice and it can be by any object and it is without consent. That's why rape is considered a violent crime. Horrible for any person really.
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Brokedownclimber
Trad climber
Douglas, WY
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I withdraw my previous poor attempt at humor...
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