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Burt Bronson
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2007 - 12:28pm PT
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ELEMENTARY, MY WATSON!
BUT AT LEAST I KNOW QUATLITY STONE
BURT BRONSON
THE LAST BASTION OF THE SERIOUS DICKS
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Oct 10, 2007 - 12:33pm PT
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LOL, BURT loves me!!
At least, he's been trying to get in my pants for about 5 or 6 years now.
Come on out of the closet BURT!
And yes, JTREE SUCKS!!!!
Unless you love to climb on loose popcorn.
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Salathiel
Trad climber
South Beach, FL
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Oct 10, 2007 - 12:40pm PT
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THAT IS NOT THE REAL BURT BRONSON....THE REAL BURT BRONSON ALWAYS USES ALL CAPS, ESPECIALLY IN HIS NAME.
THIS BURT BRONSON IS A POSEUR.
HE BETTER HOPE THE REAL BURT BRONSON DOES NOT FIND HIM.
BLUR
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davidji
Social climber
CA
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Oct 10, 2007 - 12:40pm PT
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"Unless you love to climb on loose popcorn."
And you don't?
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Burt Bronson
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2007 - 12:44pm PT
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DIRTINEYE, YOU ARE A TOOL AND KNOW NOT QUALITY STONE. YOU COULDN'T GET YOUR ASS UP DOUBLE CROSS WITH A CATAPULT. REAL MEN LIKE TO CLIMB ON POPCORN. REAL MEN LIKE REAL STONE. REAL MEN ARE NOT GAY. REAL MEN DONT LEAVE TITANIUM PITONS ON SH#T CLIMBS. REAL MEN CLIMB ON ROCKS AND NOT ON THE INTERNET.
BURT BRONSON
THE LAST BASTION OF THE SERIOUS HARDMAN
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Oct 10, 2007 - 12:49pm PT
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IF YOU COULD HAVE GOT UP THAT CLIMB YOU STOLE THE PRO FROM, YOU WOULD NOT THINK IT WAS SH!T!!!!
LOL, YOU ARE SO GAY, IT MAKES MY BUTT SORE THINKING ABOUT IT!
THERE IS EVEN A BURT BRONSON MANLY BUTT_LUV TOY LISTED FOR SALE ON THE INTERNET, THAT IS HOW GAY YOU ARE!!!
REAL MEN EAT POPCORN, UNPOPPED, AND THEY SURE AS H3LL DON'T CLIMB ON IT!!!!
THAT IS ALL
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Burt Bronson
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2007 - 12:56pm PT
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DIRTINEY, PLEASE KEEP WHERE YOU SHOP AND WHAT YOU SHOP FOR OFF OF THIS FORUM. WE DO NOT WISH TO KNOW WHAT TYPE OF GAY IMPLEMENTS YOU LOOK FOR ON THE INTERNET. PLEASE KEEP YOUR RAMBLINGS TO WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT CLIMBING AND LEAVE THE REST TO THE PROS.
SINCERELY,
BURT BRONSON
THE LAST BASTION OF THE SERIOUS HARDMAN
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Oct 10, 2007 - 12:59pm PT
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BURT, SO GLAD YOU FINALLY CONFESS TO BEING A PRO BUTT PIRATE!! IT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD ON YOU KEEPING THAT SECRET ALL THESE YEARS!
HOW ARE THE SALES GOING ON YOUR ITEM?
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Oct 10, 2007 - 01:01pm PT
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Locker, this thread originally had no purpose, but it morphed into BURT's coming out party.
I'm gald to clear this up for your sorry, glue addled, confused little mind.
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Burt Bronson
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2007 - 01:02pm PT
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DIRTINEYE, SALES ARE VERY GOOD. YOUR MOM IS MAKING ME A RICH MAN AND REALLY SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO WORK THE DEVICE WELL. WE DID HAVE TO RETOOL THE MACHINES SINCE SHE WAS SO BLOWN OUT.
LOVINGLY YOUR MOM'S,
BURT BRONSON
THE LAST BASTION OF THE SERIOUS CLIMBERS
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Oct 10, 2007 - 01:08pm PT
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BURT, GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE AT LEAST ABLE TO BRING JOY TO ONE WOMAN, FINALLY, EVEN THOUGH NOT EVER IN PERSON!
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Burt Bronson
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2007 - 01:12pm PT
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DIRTINEYE, GIVEN THAT YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO, I FELT I NEED TO RISE TO CHALLENGE. PLEASE TELL YOUR MOM NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THAT RASH SHE'LL BE DEVELOPING SOON. IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS.
SINCERELY,
BURT BRONSON
THE LEAST TESTED HARDMAN FOR STD'S ON THE INTERNET AND THE MOST SERIOUS CLIMBER IN THE WORLD
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Burt Bronson
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2007 - 01:16pm PT
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SWEET 5.2+ SLAB YOUR ON THERE BUDDY.
BURT BRONSON
THE LAST BASTION OF THE 5.13 SLAB MASTERS AND PROUD MEMBER OF THE VALLALHA STUDS.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Oct 10, 2007 - 01:30pm PT
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COME ON NOW BURT, EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU NEVER BEEN WITH A WOMAN IN REAL LIFE.
THE ONLY WAY YOU EVER SATIFIED A WOMAN IN PERSON WAS TO STFU, LOL, LOL, LOL!!
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Oct 10, 2007 - 01:36pm PT
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NOw you've got me totally confused.
I hope you are happy.
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Burt Bronson
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2007 - 01:38pm PT
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DUDE - NOW WONDER BOTH YOU POST UP SO MUCH BS AND SPRAY. YOU'RE BOTH OLDER THAN F*#K. DIE ALREADY.
SEE YOU IN A YEAR OR SO. IM BORED. TIME TO CLIMB. THIS INTERNET SH#T MAKING MY FINGERS TIRED.
BURT BRONSON
THE LAST BASTION OF IT ALL.
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Clint Cummins
Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
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Oct 10, 2007 - 01:53pm PT
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> REAL MEN EAT POPCORN, UNPOPPED, AND THEY SURE AS H3LL DON'T CLIMB ON IT!!!!
You rule, dirt! I got some great laughs out of this!
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Burt Bronson
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2007 - 01:54pm PT
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TRY SOMETHING VERTICLE AND THEN I MIGHT RESPECT YOU, YOU OLD F*#K.
BURT BRONSON
THE LAST BASTION OF THE YOUNG F*#KS THAT DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT OLD F*#KERS LIKE YOU.
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