Why is it so hard to get a poker game together?

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Shack

Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 24, 2005 - 06:20pm PT
What is the deal?
Doesn't anybody play poker anymore?
Seems like it's getting harder and harder these days to get a good poker game together.
All my buddies have to ask their wives for permission!
What's wrong with playin a little 5 card stud, drinkin' a beer and smokin' a stogie?
I say sack up and belly up! Wimps!

Now deal them cards!
Shack

Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 24, 2005 - 06:26pm PT
Funny isn't it.
I played Texas hold 'em for years before it became so popular,
now I prefer straight poker...but I'll play anything.
Russ Walling

Social climber
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
Oct 24, 2005 - 06:34pm PT
Nice troll....

Poker? Bring your wallet.... Did a 3x a week home game in Bishop for years with FREE open bar and BBQ everynight at the FISH Casino in Round Valley.

Find some sheep that need a good shearing and lets make it happen.... I can't do it more than 5 nights a week though.
Hootervillian

climber
Ascuagas, Jacks Valley
Oct 24, 2005 - 06:38pm PT
"3x a week home game in Bishop" yikeeezzz

two words for ya, nevada

Ed.
i've experienced your 'free' bar, it's not.
Shack

Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 24, 2005 - 06:42pm PT
*Splash!*
Oh, you play poker Russ?...*trying to keep a straight face*

Any other sheep ..er, I mean poker players out there?
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Oct 24, 2005 - 06:46pm PT
Maybe they saw that photoshopped picture of you in leather on the web and figured that five card stud meant some kind of strip poker.

I'd fold before I called that bluff

;-}

Karl
jesus

Social climber
ca
Oct 24, 2005 - 06:51pm PT
We have a great game every thursday night in oakland (bay area). If Your every up here on a thursday night Shoot an email to me we will deal you in..

jesus
Russ Walling

Social climber
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
Oct 24, 2005 - 06:51pm PT
That was a definite "raise" situation. He had pot odds for sure. Bet he had Big Slick.
Shack

Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 24, 2005 - 06:54pm PT
Hey does the FISH Casino™ have those 99 cent shrimp cocktails?
They don't water down the 'free' drinks do they?
Russ Walling

Social climber
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
Oct 24, 2005 - 06:57pm PT
No shrimps (except my bankroll) but we usually have enough Swedish Fish to give you nice red and runny stool the next day....

Actually the booze is fortified so you get more than you pay for, and even at free, that is a pretty good deal.
Hootervillian

climber
Ascuagas, Jacks Valley
Oct 24, 2005 - 06:57pm PT
iirc, it's not the 'waterin down' so much as it is the formaldehyde, for flavor, and the shiny green suit.
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Oct 24, 2005 - 06:58pm PT
I'm down. Take my money. (like I/we need to give Fish more of our hard earned money). I just aquired a set of chips for road trips.

(there was an echo in here)

My neighbors do a "deal calls" game once a week. Omaha, murder and 357 are the favorites there. Stud would be fun.

Another neighbor does a NL tourney once a week.

I play poker more online than anthing. hold'em and omaha.

The Dr. and I threw down a game at the creek a few weeks ago.

view from poker table

The last hand the first night (I was holding A2o, down to 4 BB so I pushed). I paid him back the second night
Russ Walling

Social climber
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
Oct 24, 2005 - 06:59pm PT
Sorry Nature... no bonus whores allowed in the door. We iz wise to youz guys......
James

Social climber
My Subconcious
Oct 24, 2005 - 07:07pm PT
Homegames are easy places to make money. Keep working at it Shack and you'll find yourself broke soon enough. If you want more help check out some of Sklansky's books as well as Hellmuth's. Also make sure you read the Bible...Super Systems.
Shack

Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 24, 2005 - 07:11pm PT
I only use a system when I'm playing Blackjack...
Poker I just wing it on instinct!

Besides James...I figure there's no way Russ can take my money at poker faster than he does when I buy his gear!
Festus

Mountain climber
Antelope Valley
Oct 24, 2005 - 07:26pm PT
Walling knows nothin' about poker, didn't you check out his reading list?

He just finished Positively Fifth Street, which is about a stripper and her boyfriend pumping a rich guy's stomach full of heroin with a turkey baster and then looting his vault when he croaks. No gambling involved there...unless you get caught.

So shuffle them cards and don't worry about a thing, unless your drink comes in a big tube with a squeeze bulb at one end.
salad

climber
San Diego
Oct 24, 2005 - 07:56pm PT
permission? wtf. last week we were still playin at 4:30am... $50 guiloutine. i think we had a $700 dollar pot on a 20 or 40 dollar game of guts.
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Oct 24, 2005 - 08:28pm PT
russ... does that mean if i wuz allowed in the door you'd give me a bonus?

I'd bring my own dollars. And why would ya care anyway... it sounds like you'd take every last buck.
Shack

Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 24, 2005 - 08:35pm PT
"Maybe they saw that photoshopped picture of you in leather"

Very funny Karl! But seriously...
I don't know how that picture ever got out.

I was testing an early prototype "full body harness" from FISH™ Leather™ Products™ Inc. and Russ assured me that the pictures were only for "in house" use?... Whatever that means?

BTW, I have a feeling whoever leaked that photo was the same wiseguy who leaked those photo's of you with an afro!
Was that picture from college?
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Oct 24, 2005 - 10:02pm PT
Gee I've always wanted to learn to play poker.

I could get out your way pretty fast in my new BMW.
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