Funny things said by Billy Russell

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susan peplow

climber

area 29

Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 7, 2006 - 10:31pm PT

One evening sitting outside the MR bar.....

There was quite a few of us out there of which included Coiler. As it turns out, there were several girls hanging around him, hanging on him, wispering in his ear, you know...the play so to speak.

So, I'm sitting next to Billy who is on who knows what number Old E, Green label, Natty Ice.... I wisper quietly to him that "Skinny" (Coiler's girlfriend at the time) wouldn't really like that. Billy replies with...........

"skinny....she aint skinny.....in fact she's kind big"

I'm still laughin!

Jaybro

Social climber

The West

Feb 7, 2006 - 11:48pm PT

Plops down on the hood of my Subaru, bends over and and looks at the logo on the grill, upside down.
"Is this car a Plaedies?"

Russ Walling

Social climber

This ain't Tijuana

Feb 8, 2006 - 01:30am PT

"Hey.... I've lost a 12'er..... " Then he looks around on the ground ... and behind him.... and then says "oh, I know where I lost it.......in my face!!!!!!"

426

Sport climber

the start of Bedwetters, LRC

Feb 8, 2006 - 11:56am PT

Relatively new to climbing we were gaping at "Pratt's Crack" as well as 'Tommy's' arete before settling in for some 10- bolted climbing.

Mr. Russell walked up, some malt in hand, and after chatting a few minutes, I asked if he climbed in the Valley much.

..."A little..."

I recognized his distinctive 'mobile in TM shortly thereafter.

todd-gordon

climber

Feb 14, 2006 - 12:11am PT

After a few beers, ask Bill if someone or other can climb worth a sh#t.....he'll tell you ......." He's pipe...."...(I guess that means they suck.....)

Minerals

Social climber

The Deli

Feb 14, 2006 - 01:22am PT

James

Social climber

My Subconcious

Feb 14, 2006 - 02:13am PT

I was riding a bike through Camp 4 earlier this year and Swilliam yelled at me, "Aren't you dead?!"

Leroy

climber

Feb 14, 2006 - 06:07am PT

I was in the MRbar witha comatose Bill Russelwhen bill slurred the word Knots.I said huh?Bill said,Kids today dont know any knots.For Bill ,Its allways been about knots.For me,its always been about pullin.

Toker Villain

Big Wall climber

Toquerville, Utah

Feb 14, 2006 - 09:55am PT

WR's enquiring mind;

"I drove all the way on that road. What's out there?"

Outside Colorado City (largest polygamist community in the country) Bill says,"I wonder if they have any women to spare?"
(They marry them off before they even ARE women.)

BASE104

climber

An Oil Field

Feb 14, 2006 - 11:36am PT

I remember a smooth organ fest I attended with Russ and the Sergeant (an older nickname). They had on their cowboy boots and were listening to Johnny Cash.

I say, "What the hell? You guys are from freakin' Pasadena!"

(I am from Oklahoma)

I think it was Russ who replied, "We aren't cowboys, we are western wear enthusiasts."

The entire site cleared out for the smooth organ fests, which were a finely tuned experience. Only three of us had the stomach. Russ and Bill were hilarious when together and spared nobody from a viciously painful nickname.

Toker Villain

Big Wall climber

Toquerville, Utah

Feb 14, 2006 - 11:42am PT

Western wear enthusiasts having a smooth organ fest,.......

I have no idea, but then I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain.

BASE104

climber

An Oil Field

Feb 14, 2006 - 11:58am PT

No PR, it was a macho evening. Someone would go to the butcher in Merced and pic us up nothing but smooth organs, like kidneys and spleens and dupas. Red Bull (the Malt Liquor) was the drink. Russ would errect the "Slander Curtain," a blue tarp, between us and the rest of C4. Four tiki torches made it look kind of like "Survivor." The organs were cooked on a hibachi and were pretty good. All wore cowboy boots. I think those two had hats.

I rank the Smooth Organ Fests right up there with any experience I've had. Totally twisted, but everyone had their game face on. The genuis.

Now, a VERY few attended the two I went to. It was just Russ, Bill, and me. It was too strange for everyone else and they ran like mice. I can't wait for my son to get big enough to recreate it for him and the friends.

can't say

Social climber

Pasadena CA

Feb 14, 2006 - 12:03pm PT

That little ole fetish Russ has for smooth organ meats is downright weird. That you find it so appealing is rather scary...LOL. They tried to get me to partake of said meats, but I found better things to do.

BASE104

climber

An Oil Field

Feb 14, 2006 - 12:11pm PT

Nahhh...it is kind of like getting used to Sushi. The food was pretty good.

Edit: And if you grew up eating fried calf testicles, the organs weren't bad.

Russ Walling

Social climber

This ain't Tijuana

Feb 14, 2006 - 12:51pm PT

BBQ liver even gets me a bit weirded out... it shrinks up to like 1/64th of its initial size.... kinda like astronaut food.

Funny part was tossing all the entrails and discards onto some vegetarians tent next door... hoping the bears would come. Plus there is something really funny about a vegetarian with 28oz of smooth organs on top of their then that they don't know about.

Russ Walling

Social climber

This ain't Tijuana

Feb 14, 2006 - 12:53pm PT

man where is my edit button?? those damn splits on my tips are dragging my meager typing skills even lower....

SHOULD READ: Plus there is something really funny about a vegetarian with 28oz of smooth organs on top of their TENT that they don't know about.