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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Straight Outta Squamton
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Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 14, 2005 - 12:39am PT
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OK ladies, here's your chance to hang with The (one and only) Hardman™.
But please take it easy. Since I'm kind of old, I can only handle the company of two or three at a time...
I will be making an appearance at The Spaceship area from around the 19th Dec
till a few days after New Years. Yes, we will be hogging all the fuçking best spots, as usual...
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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Dec 14, 2005 - 01:05am PT
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Wait til Ouch gets ahold of that picture.
I shudder to think
Peace
karl
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Straight Outta Squamton
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 14, 2005 - 01:13am PT
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Hmmm. That was a tightly cropped part of a 5382 X 3672 image @ 300 DPI.
Should I e-mail him the original 56 MB scan to work with?
As Ouch!'s all-time favorite U.S. President said:
Bring it on!!
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Straight Outta Squamton
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 14, 2005 - 01:26am PT
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Hey Locker, where's the cheapest place to get PBR in cans these days?
I thought the pic was rather flattering...
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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Dec 14, 2005 - 01:33am PT
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I just got a twelver of PBR at Albertson's in Sac for 3.99. Haven't seen good beer that cheap in years, heh heh.
Don't worry about the welcoming committee, we will deploy locker to your campsite Dec. 19.
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pc
climber
Eastside
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Dec 14, 2005 - 01:43am PT
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It ain't no good without the thumbs! Come on Knotty.
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Agent Kream
climber
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Dec 14, 2005 - 02:15am PT
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Though I am in "deep cover", I will pass you some tasty doughnuts through the bushes...
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Ouch!
climber
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Dec 14, 2005 - 03:04am PT
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Shack
Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
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Dec 14, 2005 - 03:44am PT
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The Spaceship huh?
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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Dec 14, 2005 - 03:55am PT
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Man-boobs - it's never pretty...
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Matt
Trad climber
places you shouldn't talk about in polite company
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Dec 14, 2005 - 03:56am PT
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1st of all, you don't have a nice rack
2nd, when i go to jtree, i don't look for a red carpet, i just hope it doesn't dump 18" of pow outside my tent
and 3rd, splurge, drink some good beer
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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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Dec 14, 2005 - 04:57am PT
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Hair is over-rated.
Kojak was "Roots" for bald-headed white guys.
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Ed Bannister
Mountain climber
Victorville, CA
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Dec 14, 2005 - 09:03am PT
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Thanks for the laugh and the nice photoshop job shack!
I've saved the original as after, and the pot bellied little arm version as before to show to design students what you can really do with Photoshop!
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Dec 14, 2005 - 09:30am PT
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Damn. Wish I'd be there. I'd give you a !@#$% J-Tree welcome. Where will you be staying - just in case?
Oh, and the artwork above - - priceless!!!
And, I thought your photo was flattering too Hardman. Thank God Locker doesn't like it or he'd try to do ya!
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Dec 14, 2005 - 09:55am PT
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I can't believe I missed out on this thread last night....Ouch! - That was your best effort yet(though prolly HK doesn't agree....).
PBR is *not* good beer, no matter how cool it was in Billyburg about 5 years ago... Believe me, as a child growing up in Wisconsin, supposed beer capitol of the U.S., home of the infamous Budweiser Clydesdales(which are the only good thing about Bud), I can tell you I tasted them all. Hamm's, Bud, Pabst Blue Ribbon, People's.......They were all barely drinkable, and even as a burgeoning alcoholic, I knew better. Now....Pete's Wicked Ale, on the other hand, which is of course not brewed in that sorry excuse for a brewing state - talk about things that make you go hmmmmmm.....
Knott - looks like your Welcome to JTree thread is the best of them yet!
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Dec 14, 2005 - 10:40am PT
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18 packs of PBR bottles at Albertson's on Sierra Madre Blvd going for $6.99. Beat that!
Not to mention PBR on tap at Joe Jost's.
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Straight Outta Squamton
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 14, 2005 - 11:49am PT
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Gary –– thanks for the tip! And I thought 12-pack cans for $6.00 was a good deal...
I will be hanging with the usual suspects in HV very near The Spaceship.
I have a friend who cut down a small hard-wood tree in his yard, and most of it will
be shipped down there in 2 to 3 vehicles. The last time I was there I had over 300 lbs of split
eucalyptus in my little Hyundai––nice to have wood that actually burns for more than a few minutes!
Nice work guys! LOL. Ouch, you will burn in the Islamic Hell for that depiction!
Shack, I thought I was fat at 6' tall and 163 lbs, but that's just mean!!
Crimpergirl, get down there ASAP. We need to get some shots of you leading something
(even if it's Locker on a leash).
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Ouch!
climber
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Dec 14, 2005 - 01:44pm PT
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ladd
Trad climber
near Fresno - land of fruits, nuts and flakes
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Dec 14, 2005 - 02:27pm PT
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happiegrrrl, ahhhhhh but you forgot cold style i mean "old style" ;) veeeesconsin's very own..
LOL - have to agree, that's gotta be some of Ouch's finest work yet.
cheers
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Shack
Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
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Dec 15, 2005 - 02:17pm PT
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Amazing what a few 12oz. curls and sucking in your stomach can do...
Before...
and After....
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Ouch!
climber
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Dec 15, 2005 - 03:05pm PT
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Russ Walling
Social climber
NOT FOR LOAN™ CC3
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Dec 15, 2005 - 06:01pm PT
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I was going to welcome you until I placed your face........
You ain't Hardman..... you are that guy from "Right Said Fred" ain't ya?
But if you are the *real* hardman..... describe your ride and maybe I'll see ya in the loop.... you have fire and beer right????
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Brian in SLC
Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
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Dec 15, 2005 - 06:07pm PT
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But if you are the *real* hardman..... describe your ride and maybe I'll see ya in the loop.... you have fire and beer right????
Naw, said he had PBR...
Probably find him from the ESD glow...
Brian in SLC
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Dec 15, 2005 - 07:31pm PT
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Too funny, shack! ;
before and after.
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Shack
Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
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Dec 15, 2005 - 07:45pm PT
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I apologize Hardman............................Knott! ; )
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lucho
Trad climber
San Francisco
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Dec 15, 2005 - 08:47pm PT
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Hardman........Knott! its good to see you've moved on from Mickeys Beach! Hit'en up J-tree I see, good for you. What are your climbing goals for the Tree besides spitten game at Southern Cal climber chicks and gettin wasted off fine beer?
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CAMNOTCLIMB
Trad climber
novato ca
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Dec 15, 2005 - 11:15pm PT
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Yo Hardman, With a photo like that you may as well climb, a bod like that is to good to waste on beer. don't let the pbr crack fool anyone, I have seen him drink better.
A better way to get all that wood to Josh would be to borrow a car from work. You could fit it all in the back seat. The fare would be a bit on the expensive side.
Have a great time, Brian
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Shack
Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
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Dec 16, 2005 - 02:37pm PT
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Yea Locker...you have to be suspicious of "bald" guys with oddly shaped heads!
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Straight Outta Squamton
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 17, 2005 - 02:30pm PT
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I decided that it was simply unacceptable to have this thread relegated to the 2nd page...
Lucho Rivera? Long time no see. Goals? I thought I might check out the warm-up solo circuit.
I heard North Overhang was an especially good one, and it's knott much higher than White Rastafarian,
which I heroically flashed as my first V3.
Russ - I will be driving the same car that Rodney King famously drove to 105 MPH:
a white 92 Hyundai Excel. It's the Spaceship area to the right of the main loop.
We have a huge shitload of firewood––fires will be a-blazin'. Beer will be a-flowin'.
If you could bring some of your groupies, and maybe re-enact some of those skits
from the cinematic classic The Art Of Leading, we could have a real party...
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Dec 17, 2005 - 10:36pm PT
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Just when you think the photos can't get better, they do! The hairy pits ARE fantastic!
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