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handsome B
Gym climber
Saskatoon, Saskatchawan
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 28, 2006 - 01:29pm PT
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Regular Northwest Face of Half Dome
June 24, 2006
Friday found the two most promising students of The Handsome Boy Modeling School (www.bdel.com) driving west in search of large granite monoliths.
By complete coincidence, two other students, Kolin and Brad were slated to climb the route on Friday and leave a stash of gear and ropes at the base.
As we rolled into the valley, Brendan's phone lit up with a message from Brad: "We have bailed due to heat stroke"
Sh#t,
As we talked with Kolin and Brad over sandwiches they recounted with abject horror the Death Slabs Approach, the mosquitoes and the heat.
Now it was our turn.
We find a nice park ranger and ask if we need a wilderness permit to camp at Half Dome for friday and saturday night.
Ranger:Yes, you can get a permit and stay in the campground about half way up the muir trail.
Brendan:No, we need to sleep at the base of Half Dome, we plan on climbing it.
Ranger:Well, I guess you can do that, but a pair of strong boys like you could do Half Dome in about nine hours round trip. You should just do the whole thing in a day.
Brendan:Wow, that is really nice of you to say. Wait a minute. We don't want to do the Cables, we want to do the Northwest Face.
Ranger:The what?
Brendan:The steep way.
Ranger:Oh.
6pm Friday: we start the approach by running up to Mirror Lake only to find that we are on the wrong side of it.
Brendan fords Mirror Lake
Approaching the wall, with the route highlighted in pink
Dusk overtakes the Captain
4:30am Saturday: the alarm goes off and we are climbing by 5:45am.
The first 14 pitches go smoothly with only one near fatal mistake.
Two ropes disappear into a chimney, apparently attached to something.
A profound amount of suffering was in our future, but luckily it missed us
18 pitches up, exposure set on high
Brendan leads the Double Cracks, one of the best pitches, anywhere.
I inform Brendan that I forgot the lunch, he does not smile for the rest of the trip
Okay, well, he smiles when he gets to lead Thank God Ledge
10pm finds us searching for the cables
After climbing a vacant route we are astounded to find 3 parties cued up for the route on Sunday (the sabbath)
Sunday finds us hiking down the Death Slabs,
then visiting the Pizza Deck, then the Beer Garden,
then the Taco Stand, then the Beer Garden again,
then the ice-cream parlor, then the Beer Garden
one more time before driving home.
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Matt
Trad climber
places you shouldn't talk about in polite company
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Jun 28, 2006 - 01:38pm PT
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betchya next time you don't go up there in anasazi velcros!
good job, fun day ain't it?
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Out on the sand, Man.....
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Jun 28, 2006 - 01:39pm PT
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good one handsome!
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Largo
Sport climber
Venice, Ca
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Jun 28, 2006 - 01:51pm PT
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Fantastic shot of the Thank God pitch. Ainīt diital cameras something?!
JL
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dank
Trad climber
the pitch above you!
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Jun 28, 2006 - 02:02pm PT
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great photos! sweet route! my partner and i were wondering if that same storm was gonna hit us on the south face of washington's column. looks like you did the route just in time before the crowd showed up.
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Sir Run-it-out
Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
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Jun 28, 2006 - 02:03pm PT
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Ha! This is the proper way to do Thank God Ledge:
'Course, when you do it this way, and realize half way across that you're about to pitch out, it's too late to get down on your belly and grovel, 'cause to do so requires rotating your hips perpedicular to the wall to bend your knees, which forces your center of gravity even further out.... Talk about sphincter clenching!
We're the party just starting up the route in the last pic.
We also got a permit, and the ranger almost burst into tears, thanking us for going to the trouble of getting one. She said "most climbers never even bother, you get a gold star!"
our TR is here
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
one pass away from the big ditch
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Jun 28, 2006 - 02:13pm PT
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righteous!
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handsome B
Gym climber
Saskatoon, Saskatchawan
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 28, 2006 - 02:16pm PT
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Matt: We switched shoes so the leader had the "free" shoes and the second had the "jug" shoes.
Largo: thanks! I love my Canon S80
Sir: The ranger in my story was just a random one, as I remember, the wilderness permit ranger was kind-of cute. Any locals got the down-lo?
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Zander
Trad climber
Berkeley
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Jun 28, 2006 - 02:26pm PT
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Alright Mr. B!
Good TR. Nice pics.
Zander
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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Jun 28, 2006 - 03:57pm PT
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Nice TR. FUn pix
ALmost enough to make me forget the hike and go for another round...
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nb3000
Gym climber
Oakland, CA.
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Jun 28, 2006 - 04:18pm PT
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Chest Rockwell and Nathaniel Merriwether approve.
Great TR, awesome pics
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roslyn
Trad climber
washington
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Jun 28, 2006 - 04:36pm PT
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climbers from saskatchewan WTF!?!?!?!
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Phantom Fugitive
Trad climber
Misery
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Jun 28, 2006 - 04:41pm PT
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handsome-
I was in the second party on sunday...I remember looking down from the zig zag cracks, and the dude in the orange jacket(you) was still sitting in the same place as when we left the ground. Glad to know you didn't perish there.
Thanks for the beta when you guys arrived in the middle of the night(I was the "voice in the darkness").
I had considered stealing your pad to use since I didn't have one. Good thing I didn't.
cheers,
PF
p.s. We want to go The Steep Way...too funny.
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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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Jun 28, 2006 - 04:57pm PT
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At the end of Thank God I travesed left and free climbed up to a belay. Anyone know what that is rated? It totaly avoided the 5.8 OW.
Juan
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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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Jun 28, 2006 - 05:00pm PT
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The Northwest Face is really not that Steep. I thought you guys meant Tisssatack.
Juan
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Kartch
climber
Mutahna
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Jun 28, 2006 - 05:00pm PT
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What do you mean you didn't go up the cables? How else would you get your ropes up there? Other than that, things looked sick!
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bobmarley
Trad climber
auburn, california
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Jun 28, 2006 - 06:53pm PT
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nice job guys! thank god ledge traverse is badass.
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Fluoride
Trad climber
California somewhere
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Jun 28, 2006 - 07:06pm PT
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Quality TR handsome, and great pics!
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Jun 28, 2006 - 08:17pm PT
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very nice trip report...
loved the "no lunch, no smile" deal, happened to me once becuase I forgot the frosted covered pop tarts for breakfast... got the regular ones... man did I hear about that!
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Blitzo
Social climber
Earth
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Jun 28, 2006 - 08:45pm PT
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Nice photos!
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