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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Original Post - May 12, 2015 - 07:13am PT
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i love those whimsical though
thoroughly enjoyable conversations
shared over pints in dark
confines with some broody background music.
vast amounts of wisdom leak from the
rowdy, alcoholic minds.
that funk on the walls,
it ain't old tobacco smoke,
or tales of vomit episodes.
nope. it's sticky wisdom.
run your finger along it
and your prints will
change from useless topo lines
rembrant-like lies.
just this morning, i sat
akin to lynard.
he's a local morning guy
at the club.
we get started early here
in Pollock pines.
especially on cloudy days,
when the kids are away.
anyway i as wishing out loud,
and he said bless you, boy.
i said that i don't need a blessing
i need god to trim my toe nails.
we don't laugh.
because sick alcoholics
we growl instead of communicate.
me, "i hope to become a playground for cancer."
he, "i can't help you there but i can fatten your lip."
and he strikes me on the mouth,
the bartender barely notices because
she knows that i adore hardship.
and she also knows that i sleep
with a giant branch that wears
a green, lichen wig.
and everyone knows that i
harbor a demon within me
that casts a vast shadow
all over the entire world.
my wee physical frame
struggles to keep it bound.
when it weeps from my mind
my audience makes tea with
it and doses me with cayenne.
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Flip Flop
climber
Earth Planet, Universe
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May 12, 2015 - 09:21am PT
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Morning Drinking?
What is your holiday
Cryptic Beerwegian?
You miss the mess of misses.
Musing in your mess.
You're going to need a new hobby.
Unicycle slack line fire juggling
Comes to mind.
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Flip Flop
climber
Earth Planet, Universe
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May 12, 2015 - 09:26am PT
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And if Cayenne is to your taste
And if morning drunkenness needs spice
You may add to the Swiss Army Tequila Shot
Traditional recipe:
Snort the Salt
Shoot the Tequila
Squeeze the lime in your eye.
Cayenne to taste.
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Flip Flop
climber
Earth Planet, Universe
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May 12, 2015 - 06:25pm PT
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Vomit episodes
Map funk heavy tales
On drunken faces
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Gorgeous George
Trad climber
Los Angeles, California
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May 13, 2015 - 10:00am PT
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Didn't know where else to share this, but If I were in a bar I'd tell this to somebody.
NPR is reporting a study that disorganization may be associated with higher intelligence.
Man, if they came to my office they'd realize I'm a damn genius.
jg
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - May 13, 2015 - 10:05am PT
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chaos reigns!
an undeniable summary
of our's passage.
everything tends towards
disorder.
george you are gorgeous.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Topic Author's Reply - May 13, 2015 - 10:10am PT
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stupic, self-absorbed
and insecure me wanted to
present to my esteemed peers
my new and for-real bedmate,
who ohmygawd she is so sexy,
as she stands next to
our proud abode,
i call her, " "
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