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Chris Wegener
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 17, 2015 - 04:46pm PT
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I think this outlet has it just about right:
The Daily Mash UK
Regards.
Chris
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pc
climber
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Jan 17, 2015 - 04:58pm PT
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lame.
Probably correct about the "watching tv" thing and the endorsement deals coming...
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mucci
Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
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Jan 17, 2015 - 05:01pm PT
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The poofters are jealous.
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Peter Haan
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, CA
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Jan 17, 2015 - 05:16pm PT
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I can't believe you put that trashy little bit up on the Forum, Chris. Are you trolling?
And a first: PC referred to as a "poofter". This thread is doomed.
Mucci shut your cake hole.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Jan 17, 2015 - 05:49pm PT
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pub brawl!
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BlackSpider
Ice climber
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Jan 17, 2015 - 05:51pm PT
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Daily Mash is a satirical website, basically the UK version of the Onion or the Daily Currant. Do people still not realize this?
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujň de la Playa
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Jan 17, 2015 - 06:14pm PT
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EDIT: BlackSpider beat me to it. Trumped again.
Uh, wasn't the article supposed to be satire?
You know like LBJ and Kennedy's corpse in The Realist?
Good or bad satire is left to the reader.
BTW, I just found out that Abbie Hoffman killed himself in 1989.
Relevance?
I don't know everything, perhaps I'm wrong.
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coolrockclimberguy69
climber
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Jan 17, 2015 - 06:46pm PT
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You PRICKS should have your heads examined....
GREAT ACHIEVEMENT great work you climbed a hill like a few stupid beatnecks
if you idiots would shave and look presentable, but you are 2 big slobs...
You can now rest on your laurels as the 2 pigs that climbed up a steep stone grade
Get your heads examined.
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Jan 17, 2015 - 07:15pm PT
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Satire = direct threat
Kill 'em all!
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Ksolem
Trad climber
Monrovia, California
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Jan 17, 2015 - 07:19pm PT
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A PAIR of morons scaled a sheer rock face for reasons that make no sense whatsoever.
The two men, who are both Americans obviously, spent 19 days showing off on the side of a mountain, even though no-one cares in the slightest.
Climber Kevin Jorgesen probably said something like, ‘wow, that was totally awesome!’ before being hugged by a bunch of hyperactive weirdos who think watching television is a ‘waste of time’.
His climbing friend Tommy Caldwell would no doubt have added something about an ‘adrenalin rush’ as if that is something you are supposed to be proud of.
The two men will now probably be paid a million dollars to appear in an advert for a car or an insurance company or some chocolate.
Meanwhile, it has been suggested that someone should tell them to get a proper job and stop being such a pair of arseholes all the time.
I think it's goddam funny, and I'll bet Tommy and Kevin do too.
Fwiw I was climbing with Mike Caldwell when Tommy was a baby. I'd love to walk up to him and say "I've seen you getting your diapers changed."
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Jan 17, 2015 - 07:22pm PT
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Not a word on how to haul and rappel with a 25-pound baby.
Lame.
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