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Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 7, 2013 - 10:55am PT
this career gig is taxing on the dream.

a run of 12 hour seat stints and my elbow locks up,
my back is in ruins,

im crowse-eyed from an unchanging digital horizon,
sunup to sundown and beyond.


but worst yet
i just fell off the edge of the mouse pad,
1/8" screamer!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 7, 2013 - 11:07am PT
prehaps u need to be reskewed

digit hurt?

Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 7, 2013 - 11:26am PT
mouse you inquire unto my psychological injuries?

those are universes.

im constantly depressed and self-medicating
so's i can accept my cultural ignorance,
my moral sacrifices, and my over-achievements.

i just wanna go nowhere.
but im everywhere.

i want to be noone,
but im important to others.

i want to exist, quietly,
but i got to turn mad-combustions
just to generate a turd.

it's heavy, man.

my counselor tries to put me on the couch
for her interrogations-slash-hypnotisms,
but i always choose instead to edge for an hour
on her base-board while crimping on her
glass-encased credentials, and then
execute finger-tip pullups on her door jamb
upon each pass of mine across sanity's threshold.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 7, 2013 - 11:33am PT
the norwegian national brain service has a program that might be nice and interesting for you

it's a field trip to Croatia with Patrick Sawyer

u2 need to mingle on some large stoney object and commiserate

this crag looks somber enough

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 7, 2013 - 11:48am PT
but that's not practical
u're chaindead to a desk
weezy

climber
Aug 7, 2013 - 12:08pm PT
i bailed on the tree surgeon gig in 2003 and got into bartending. tree work is exciting but i got sick of being so worked on my off days that i could barely ever climb at my peak ability. now i make more money working three shifts a week and i can get in some activities before work as opposed to heading out after work all beat down.

i remember bitching about how tired i was on weekends to a badass freeclimber guy who was FFAing a bunch of zion aid lines at the time. he replied, "that's why i have a desk job."

that said, i did manage to slash four tendons, my ulnar artery and a few nerves polishing a friggen wine glass. i guess no job is completely safe.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Aug 7, 2013 - 12:11pm PT
Dean speaks the truth.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 7, 2013 - 01:59pm PT
im just glad i didn't drop the extra economy fuel
on the upgraded 1/4" thick mouse pad.

who knows what of happenend?
most likely fvcked up my thumb, or worse.
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