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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
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Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 10, 2011 - 11:13am PT
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Damn, I wish we had an "OT Tab" for stuff like this.
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Dec 10, 2011 - 11:15am PT
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Whoa!
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Dec 10, 2011 - 11:40am PT
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thanks russ i was looking for somewhere to post this,
so i was, uh, yea.
sitting next to this 'reputable' woman,
we both bar stooled,
and she's grabbing at the front of
her dress, near the belt,
totally distracting me from our 5 conversations,
and i'm like,
"you need to take a piss?"
and she goes,
no, im trying to work a fart out.
of course i looked even dumber than i usually do,
and she goes on to tell me
that sometimes when a woman is sitting down
and farts, the fart excapes forward through
a little connection seam
and gets trapped in the vagina.
so she was wiggling it out.
my god. i had little to say after that.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Dec 10, 2011 - 11:51am PT
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I'm so relieved this has nothing to do with WOS.
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Prod
Trad climber
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Dec 10, 2011 - 12:01pm PT
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Poor bastard.
Prod.
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kennyt
climber
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Dec 10, 2011 - 12:01pm PT
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And you thought climbing was dangerous.
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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Dec 10, 2011 - 01:37pm PT
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Sham Wow !
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fsck
climber
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Dec 10, 2011 - 01:43pm PT
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sometimes when a woman is sitting down
and farts, the fart excapes forward through
a little connection seam
and gets trapped in the vagina.
so she was wiggling it out.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Dec 10, 2011 - 01:48pm PT
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And here I am, thinking I had witnessed or heard of all the strange things vaginas are capable of.
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Levy
Big Wall climber
So Cal
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Dec 10, 2011 - 01:57pm PT
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WTF?????
The world just keeps getting weirder & weirder.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Dec 10, 2011 - 02:11pm PT
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in our wake is the understood.
upon our every horizon awaits the absurd.
tiptoe, climb, sprint, crawl, fall
however you happen upon your unborn realities,
leave the crowbar at home,
and bring a smile.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Dec 10, 2011 - 02:35pm PT
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I'm going to send a canary down there first from now on.
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Largo
Sport climber
The Big Wide Open Face
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Dec 10, 2011 - 04:50pm PT
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Russ, you might recall a producer we worked with BITD, one Paulina Bunyan, who was always threatening to do something along these lines to Brother Gaines, when we were working on that FOX show. Remember that. . .
JL
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Dec 10, 2011 - 10:03pm PT
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Lorena Bobbitt, look out!!!!
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F10
Trad climber
Bishop
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Dec 10, 2011 - 10:35pm PT
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And this is why I don't have tv,
All the important news is right here
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