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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
SoCal
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Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 26, 2011 - 10:36pm PT
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They climb hard hard sport climbs. Clip bolt ups with smooth rhythmic motion. 5.11, 5.12, 5.13! They wear dark glasses and sneer and speak in a strange language.
And yet, they have never done a first ascent. Never drilled a hole. They dare not even think of placing a stopper or hex. Even the thought of placing a cam makes them shake and quiver.
If it's not in a guide, they don't get it.
They are the Rock Vampires! They can only exist on the blood, sweat and creative force of mortal climbers who dare to think original thought.
Coming soon to a theater near you!
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Aug 26, 2011 - 10:48pm PT
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Luckily, it's lot cheaper to get rid of them, a long dong will do in lieu of a silver stake.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Aug 26, 2011 - 10:58pm PT
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Spider: We haven't spotted them yet in Idaho. Hopefully they won't form partnerships with the wolves.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
SoCal
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 26, 2011 - 11:27pm PT
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^^^^^^^Vampire!!^^^^^^^
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Batrock
Trad climber
Burbank
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Aug 27, 2011 - 01:02am PT
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Spider,
You want to head up to the spot in the White Mtns I have been going for the past few summers and nab some FA's? I need a partner.
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Mimi
climber
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Aug 27, 2011 - 01:06am PT
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Wow! Where is that? Just kidding, don't tell anyone.
Spider, that is really funny. And scary. And people fuss at me for knocking the wos crew. LOL!
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kennyt
climber
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Aug 27, 2011 - 09:31am PT
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Some are pretty good in Chimneys
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