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Rhodo-Router
Trad climber
Otto, NC
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Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 17, 2006 - 01:52pm PT
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In a brazen bid for more customers, manufacturers of climbing gear invite all comers to the "Climber's Disneyland" of Red Rock Canyon, NV for some quick instruction in how to best make use of all those cool-looking, anodized accessories.
"What with the soft, feel-good grades, fatty bolts, and proximity to motels and showers, we figured RR was the no-brainer choice for introducing a whole new, consumption-oriented demographic to a sport formerly known for 'dirtbags' and 'hardmen'", spewed industry spokesmodel Clippy Dirtme.
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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Feb 17, 2006 - 02:01pm PT
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"Would you like to purchase the custom color anodizing for 15% more? It really is the latest thing on the clipway. And this year we're coordinating colors with all the top U.S. and EU contact lens manufacturers..."
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
one pass away from the big ditch
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Feb 17, 2006 - 07:37pm PT
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The anti-dote to RRR.
Invite your friends to a beer bash at your crag of choice.
do IT!!
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Fluoride
Trad climber
on a rock or mountain out west
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Feb 17, 2006 - 08:00pm PT
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The antidote to RRR.....climb ANYWHERE else that weekend.
Hell, if the weather's good I'll hit the valley. Anywhere but Vegas that weekend.
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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Feb 17, 2006 - 08:06pm PT
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I want free $hit from FISH.
BTW, what is the cool beanie color this spring?
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Fluoride
Trad climber
on a rock or mountain out west
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Feb 17, 2006 - 08:21pm PT
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ccaughtinside I believe "pomegranite" is hot color for beanies spring...reddish-purple yet manly. And they'll spell it that way on purpose to appeal to climbers, as not to be confused with a fruit.
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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Feb 17, 2006 - 08:28pm PT
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Say, I couldn't help but notice that my sweet Pome'granite' beanie matches your skimpy yet flattering prAna top.
We should make out.
Sign me up for this climbing Consumerism! I will be big pimpin' at the RRR.
Hey baaaaaby, need a belaaaaaaay?
Welcome to my crash pad.
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flamer
Trad climber
denver
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Feb 18, 2006 - 05:34pm PT
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Ever heard of the Ouray ice festival?? Nobody seems to have a problem with that!
If I wasn't allready spending most of April I'd totally go back(I was at the first)
I don't understand why climbers are always adverse to partying with other climbers?? In my book the RRR isn't about climbing...it's about the big ass party with all your friends!
joshn
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flamer
Trad climber
denver
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Feb 18, 2006 - 05:34pm PT
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Ever heard of the Ouray ice festival?? Nobody seems to have a problem with that!
If I wasn't allready spending most of April I'd totally go back(I was at the first)
I don't understand why climbers are always adverse to partying with other climbers?? In my book the RRR isn't about climbing...it's about the big ass party with all your friends!
josh
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