The end is near indeed (OT for sure, but of high interest)

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rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 22, 2010 - 09:47pm PT
"Oct 22 1976

Red dye #4 is banned by the US Food and Drug Administration, because it causes tumors in the bladders of dogs. The dye is still used in Canada. The ban wreaks havoc with the M&M supply."

This is the truth, cause I now have a third eye...
Lynne Leichtfuss

Trad climber
Will know soon
Oct 22, 2010 - 09:50pm PT
rlf, I am back in town and will be out there to check out this red dye third eye situation.....how's Tucker ? Is everyone at the rancho ? Whasssup ?
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 22, 2010 - 09:58pm PT
Tucker is poor and broke since there is no work for him at the moment. Other than that, he's fine!
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 22, 2010 - 10:05pm PT
BLAME CANADA!!!!

Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

No, blame Canada
Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to f*#k myself!

Well, blame Canada
Blame Canada

It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

They're not even a real country anyway

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

heck no!

Blame Canada
Blame Canada

With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too

Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

SABAZZ!
Sarah Funky Fresh

Trad climber
Fresno, CA
Oct 22, 2010 - 10:07pm PT
Oh well at least there's still red dye 1-3 and 5-84.
Lynne Leichtfuss

Trad climber
Will know soon
Oct 22, 2010 - 10:35pm PT
Hi Sarah Funky Fresh,

When you gonna come down and play with us? Missing yo gal. I may be in Josh next week for a few days. You're always welcome to hang here too. How's work ? Ciao, lynnie

Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Oct 23, 2010 - 12:33am PT
That explains Tami, anyway. She started to climb about then.
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Oct 23, 2010 - 02:45am PT
YELLOW #5 - THE CHOICE OF A NEW GENERATION

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