jesus don't get your panties all in a knot.
and if you do, and you're a girl, please employ a bowline
so's that i can untie them in pursuit of my undoing...

so this is a trip report, as yet unfolding
of a route, there upon phantom spires
that our dear and departed friend Blitzo authored backin' the day
(no pun intended) and it's rated x,
so I'm elated that i only need to grab
my shoes and chaulk bag
cause you just cant climb a wet and sweaty anus...

i was browsing thru the tahoe guide on the shitter
this morning (after enduring a 22-hour engineering
push yesterday and a hella-mad-wife....)
and i saw some routes at phantom spire

called...

the clam.
anal sex.

the latter route was put up by Bill Sernik, aka blitzo...

so, i'll depart now into the dark and filthy present
that is our collective portrait...

and bring back some pretty pictures
of an autumn sierra; a bunch of poking out rocks;
and me, scumming my way up an x-rated route, free-solo....

it should be f*#king awesome!


stay tuned you internet addicts.
i'm coming.