Trip Report
Too Many Pictures from Limpingcrab and (not) Vitaliy's Backcountry Birthday!
Monday November 2, 2015 4:48pm
On an approach this summer Vitaliy and I were talking about the contradiction between how many people say they would love to explore vs how difficult it is to find partners for exactly that. We joked that even if we invited everyone we knew on a trip it would still probably be only us at the trailhead.

We have October birthdays and decided that we should plan a trip for sometime that month. I then decided to test our hypothesis and spread the word, despite Vitaliy's objections :) Supertopo, facebook, word of mouth, sky writing and billboards were all fair game!

http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/2692169/Vitaliy-and-Limpingcrabs-Backcountry-Birthday-Invite-to-All

To my surprise there were actually eight people who wanted to hike 12 miles into nowhere to climb unknown rocks! But alas, one by one, the excuses rolled in and the group size dropped. Two days before the trip it was me, Daniel and Vitaliy, with Brian coming in a day later.

"Sorry guys, this sucks, but I feel terrible and am going to the creek for two weeks so I need to rest and get better." -Vitaliy M.

It turns out we were correct all along, it's tough to get partners for type 2 fun. So tough in fact that even Vitaliy, due to some sort of issue with his lady parts, had to bail!

We were sad to not have Vitaliy along as he's great to climb with. But, I must admit I smiled a little. I've been reading V's trip reports and getting jealous all summer and I knew how bad he wanted to go to this area. The tables were finally turned.

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But worry not, it only takes two to tango and team Daniel and Daniel were ready to roll at the Crown Valley trainhead near Wishon Reservoir at 10pm Thursday night! To keep things simple I dubbed myself Awesome Daniel and the other half of the duo Old Daniel.

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We left a radio hidden for Brian to help him find us the following night.

Long story short, we lost the trail 20 times thanks to the recent snow, fallen trees and ash mud from the rough fire, and the dark of night. Our planned meeting spot, a tarn north of the Obelisk, was hemmed in by steep cliffs, covered in ice, and inaccessible. By 5:30am we passed out on a dirt patch under a tree in the middle of nowhere as the eastern sky began to glow.

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Tombstone Ridge
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We awoke at 9:30am to find ourselves on the low spot of this ridge, between the Obelisk and the other cliffs along Tombstone Ridge.

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Our objective for Friday: find the longest route up the unclimbed buttresses of Tombstone Ridge.

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We quickly learned that ash + snow = weird sinkholes and difficult travel. We called it pyroclastic flow. And it sucked.

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Life will find a way!

We finally came to the low point of the central buttress and started climbing by noon. Not exactly and alpine start with 1000ft of unknown terrain ahead.

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After making a slow job of the 5.11- first pitch, where we both had to hang, the summit was feeling very far away. But, the climbing was excellent!

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Old Dan flew up the second pitch of cracks and jugs and the stoke was palpable at the belay.

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Pitch after pitch after pitch of fun, varied, moderate climbing took us all the way to smilesville below the final headwall!

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This pic was taken during a quick trip from smilesville to thirstytown. We took the left side, near the sun/shade line, for the final two pitches.

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Just in time for a magical sunset! A small lightening fire behind Tehipite Dome only added to the beauty and we agreed that the growing fatigue was absolutely worth it.

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Tombstone Ridge
"Tephra"
5.11-, 7 pitches, 1000ft
MANY variations possible, it was a "choose your own adventure" up the arete.

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We arrived back in camp after dark wondering if there was any possibility that Brian would find us at his 10pm ETA. Or ever. We weren't where we planned on meeting and he didn't even have a GPS or good map. Little did we know that he lost the trail at dark less than halfway to us, took a compass reading, and just started walking in our direction.

At 9:30pm he came on the radio.

"I passed Geraldine Lake and I don't know where I am."

"Ok" I said, "we're camped on the ridge to the east of the tarn we were supposed to be at."

And that was it. A little over an hour later we hear hollering from a small peak above camp. Suffice it to say that it was a miracle he found us and you would have to do that approach to appreciate it. It was the first time we had met Brian and we were immediately impressed, though a little miffed that he somehow bested our approach time.

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We awoke the next morning to realize that our camp was in a beautiful location overlooking Crown Valley and Tehipite Dome and set off to Saturday's objectives.

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The upper and lower Knobelisk at home below the Obelisk. Two more reportedly unclimbed formations, both over 500ft tall and just waiting for anyone willing to earn it.

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What was expected to be a heinous bush whack turned into a fairly pleasant walk to the base of the lower formation.

The south face of the lower formation looked impassable along the base and extremely high quality higher up. I didn't see a way to access the upper pitches but Brian saw potential in a series of overhangs.

Vitaliy said Brian was a great partner for new routes and we found out why. He was super optimistic and just went for it!

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Holy crap! He made it without any problems and went directly over all three roofs! This was one of the most fun pitches I have ever climbed and two of the three roofs required huge reaches to jugs and cutting your feet loose to pull up and over.

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From there to the top was a big jug haul where we could climb wherever we wanted. The two followers would each take their own route as we explored the incredibly featured rock.

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We arrived a the ledge separating the upper and lower Knobelisks for lunch. Unfortunately the south buttress of the upper formation looked fun but somewhat uninspiring.

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Fired up from two consecutive successes and infected by Brian's optimism we set our sights on the massive and sheer east face of the Upper Knobelisk.

If it turned out to be as featured as everything else it just might work. The biggest unknown was a band of reddish, flaky looking rock that formed a roof across most of the face.

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I took the first pitch and headed straight for two cracks that split the first roof. Before I knew it I was out of rope and looking up at terrible rock jutting out above me. The roof went as far as we could see to the left but the rock appeared to increase in quality to the right.

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Brian took the next lead and traversed right to a ramp that lead to better rock.

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Brian felt a little robbed by having a traversing pitch so Old Dan offered up his lead and away he went. Meanwhile, I sat in a hole to avoid any raining chicken heads.

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With every vertical foot the rock became more and more amazing and fun!

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A bit of summit socializing, a bit of admiring our work, a bit of walking and we were back at camp. A day for the record books.

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Lower Knobelisk
"Improbable Overhangs"
5.10, 3 pitches, 500ft

Upper Knobelisk
"Trust Issues"
5.9, 4 pitches, 500ft

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The rest of the trip consisted of great campfire time, an ill-advised and unsuccessful 3/4 moon attempt at summiting the Obelisk, lots of walking, and a farewell to the last dying breath of the Rough Fire.

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Thanks to Daniel and Brian for the happy Halloween, great climbing, and being some of the few, the proud, the morons who walk really far to climb on rocks!


PS: All of the good pictures were taken by Brian.
















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limpingcrab
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limpingcrab is Daniel Jeffcoach, and a dumb user name.

Comments
phylp

Trad climber
Upland, CA
  Nov 2, 2015 - 05:16pm PT
So much fun to read! Thanks.


To keep things simple I dubbed myself Awesome Daniel and the other half of the duo Old Daniel.

Old Daniel looks like he's still in high school. If he's old Daniel, you must be in grade school.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
  Nov 2, 2015 - 05:17pm PT
Scandalous and awesome! The formations are bigger than I thought they would be.


Also, I didn't realize how far back the rough fire burned the approach trail out behind the Obelisk.


Good job sticking to the plan even with the weather forecast being like fruit on the kitchen counter "on the verge". :)

skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
  Nov 2, 2015 - 05:18pm PT
Super sweet, super fun TR!! Good on Brian for heading out there solo (and finding you guys). Thanks for posting it up!
micronut

Trad climber
Fresno/Clovis, ca
  Nov 2, 2015 - 05:33pm PT
Why is it that when I went new routing with you we got 36 feet up one route, and I drilled a bolt and lowered off it thirty minutes later on the second route? I thought the problem that day was you. This TR is making me re-think that logic.

Fantastic photos and big adventure. So cool. Proud of you fellas.

NutAgain!

Trad climber
https://nutagain.org
  Nov 2, 2015 - 05:40pm PT
Really wild and wonderful looking rock. Super-inspiring!
Studly

Trad climber
WA
  Nov 2, 2015 - 06:10pm PT
Score!
Banks

Trad climber
Santa Monica, CA
  Nov 2, 2015 - 06:10pm PT
Nice work gents. You managed to climb some fresh stuff in the Sierra before Vitaliy.
RyanD

climber
  Nov 2, 2015 - 07:29pm PT
Fukking rights.

Happy Bday!
shylock

Social climber
mb
  Nov 2, 2015 - 09:54pm PT
Was great to finally meet you Daniel... and Daniel (OD). Everyone definitely missed out on some awesome camping/climbing in one of the coolest locations in the Sierra I have been to. The remoteness of that ridge and the vastness that surounds it... with all that rock.. is pretty unique. And our camp was in a perfect 'hanging meadow' up there. so beautiful.. was no doubt fairly epic getting there, but seems easy enough now, after the fact :) so what was the big deal?? Well I also worked it so I didn't have to carry much, always a good idea. But really, I love how an invite to all got the same results as a simple partner request.

Anyway, got some good climbing in. Trust issues is a great name Dans. For some reason I had bigger issues than usual on that route.. I guess cause it was so steep. Rock was overall amaZZIngh. Improbable overhangs.. not the most original but very accurate. Those things were crazy and I'm amazed at the moves/holds used to get over them.. And took us right to jug land that was also fairly steep. And the route you guys did on friday looks sweet too. more cracks than I imagined

brian
BigFeet

Trad climber
Texas
  Nov 3, 2015 - 06:17am PT
I so need to move to a more adventurous location.

PAUL SOUZA

Trad climber
Central Valley, CA
  Nov 3, 2015 - 07:48am PT
Ahem...

Still waiting for my invite Dan....

:)

Nice work!
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
  Nov 3, 2015 - 09:30am PT
You guys do all of US proud.....

But you stole a line I have LOOKED at....

JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
  Nov 3, 2015 - 11:02am PT
Nicely done, Daniel. I wish I could have come, but Nov. 1 was my wife's birthday, and she had other thoughts about how to spend it. The fact that I got a bit of climbing and bouldering in anyway is something for which I'm currently paying as it is.

Thanks for the superb pictures and trip report.

John
Roots

Mountain climber
Somewhere Fun
  Nov 3, 2015 - 12:23pm PT
Great effort!

Hey, I would go climb FAs with you but my skills suck waay too much.

(at least I'm honest)
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
  Nov 3, 2015 - 12:59pm PT

Great pics and cool rock...
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
  Nov 3, 2015 - 06:06pm PT
This is the good stuff, nice job!!
Jealous!
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
  Nov 4, 2015 - 04:21am PT
I think that Vegasclmbr and I should 'jump in'
A tandem jump, he can land it saving my ankles for the climbin' and make plans to have the bikes n' gaze drpped in in a day or two. Motorized ree treat y'all!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
  Nov 4, 2015 - 11:35am PT
I free soloed those routes back in 1978! Just kidding!!!

The routes look super fun and I am hoping we can go back together sometime! Super happy you guys had fun, even though I feel like I missed out, but that's alright, can't be everywhere!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
  Nov 4, 2015 - 12:00pm PT
Did you like this Trip Report?

Not really. Those guys are having way too much fun to be legal.
localdan

Trad climber
Visalia, CA
  Nov 4, 2015 - 08:54pm PT
So much fun!!! Great trip, hope to do it again before you're 31!
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
  Nov 4, 2015 - 09:29pm PT
Selfie with Rough Fire gets some points.

Looks pretty amazing out there!
susu

climber
East Bay, CA
  Nov 5, 2015 - 07:28am PT
Excellent time! Happy birthday!
limpingcrab

Gym climber
Minkler, CA
Author's Reply  Nov 10, 2015 - 09:06am PT
Old Daniel looks like he's still in high school. If he's old Daniel, you must be in grade school.
Ha! He will appreciate the comment. He's 38 and I just turned 30 so, you know, SUPER old.

Why is it that when I went new routing with you we got 36 feet up one route, and I drilled a bolt and lowered off it thirty minutes later on the second route? I thought the problem that day was you.
Those routes are still awaiting completion!

Improbable overhangs.. not the most original but very accurate.
We considered "Rock Licker" :)

Ahem...

Still waiting for my invite Dan....
That's what you get for deleting your facebook. Again! It's how the word travels in 2015 Paul.

Vittles appears to have some competition
I'm glad it's not a competition or I'd be pretty far behind.

Sierraz are played out
Word.

But you stole a line I have LOOKED at....
I know the feeling since I look at everything. I have dibs on all new routes!!!

Hey, I would go climb FAs with you but my skills suck waay too much.
The only skill needed is walking skills!

The routes look super fun and I am hoping we can go back together sometime!
It would be worth it.

It makes me laugh how this Vitaliy and all his minions think these are first ascents

carry on
First, we prefer to be called spooning buddies. Secondly, huh?



And thanks for the comments to everyone else!!!
Chris McNamara

SuperTopo staff member
  Nov 9, 2015 - 05:35pm PT
This was included in SuperTopo Climbing News Check it out here >> http://goo.gl/AvcFOq
Larry Nelson

Social climber
  Nov 10, 2015 - 08:07am PT
Bump for an excellent TR
TFPU
localdan

Trad climber
Visalia, CA
  Nov 14, 2015 - 09:20pm PT
Cool, thanks for including this in the News!!!
overwatch

climber
Arizona
  Jul 9, 2016 - 08:20pm PT
such featured beautiful rock...hiking is okay if it is headed to climbing...Stonemaster Farm Team is Burch
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