Trip Report
Timestamp photo TR: Ab Free to Hawkman's, the prequel
Monday May 16, 2016 3:23pm
Scott called up last spring and said: “Hey le_bruce, DMT is always spraying on-line about how good the Ab Free – Hawkman’s linkup is. It’s only 5.9. Let’s do it. When we hit the top, let’s use the daylight we have left to check out an old 1930’s/40’s route that goes up the spine of Middle Brother.”

16 May 2008

Leaving the car, 6:57 am
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About to put the shoes on for the 4th class approach to Ab Free Center, 7:23 am
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Slabs of granite at dawn, from the end of the approach, 7:33am
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Somewhere in the middle of the 1st pitch, already getting hot at 8:36 am
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Base of p2, 9:13 am
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9:24 am
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At the base of Hawkman’s Escape after topping out Ab Free and scrambling up Michael’s ledge, 11:24 am
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Still at the base, wasting time and pondering the menacing look of that headwall, heat is in full swing, 12:25pm
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Finally off our asses and committing to Hawkman’s, 12:46 pm
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Spooky guillotine flake on top of Hawkman’s p1, 1:45 pm
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Having forgotten that we’d taken a pic of the topo, we waste a bunch of time looking for any alternative other than the overhang on bad diorite (which is the real line). Here’s Scott sniffing around the guillotine, way off route, 3:12 pm
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Not Hawkman’s, but somebody’s probably climbed up there (Ablegabel?), still burning daylight at 3:26 pm
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Scott woefully considering the steep choss, and we’re still on the same damn ledge on top of p1! Punters! I’m out of water for a few hours by now, it’s late, our energy and psyche are low, but we’re just not seeing the writing on the wall. 3:39 pm
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Maybe it's a runout face sequence around this corner? We just didn’t want to accept the inevitability of the line. Steep, scary, chossy roof. Still off in the weeds at 3:54 pm
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Moving now slowly but resolutely to what we’ve finally accepted as the line, 3:57 pm
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Scott is committed to the chossy crux at this point, still not sure he’s on route, 4:10 pm
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4:21 pm
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Mid runout following the linkup of pitches 1 and 2 that Scott has just sent. This was a heady, heady linkup and Scott stepped up big time to climb it. 2 hour battle on lead to keep the mind in check and commit to the climbing. I was spooked as hell just following with the whipping wind, the swaying choss tower, the lateness of the day. Great lead, Scott! 6:16 pm!
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Heading into the decaying chimney on p3, the signature feature of the climb. Bad news for the noob protagonists is that it’s late, but maybe the topout is right after that chimney? I think that’s what I remember from the topo? Magical thinking will get you every time. 7:26 pm.
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Looking down at the p2 runout, shaking my head at how much ass Scott just kicked on this linkup. Meanwhile he’s up above slithering through the dark chimney on another good lead, while I’m just about hitting mental redline from hanging out on this intimidating face with sketchy rock for so long. 7:40 pm.
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Following the decaying chimney, thirsty as hell from fear and heat, 8:28 pm.
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Buried alive in Lower Brother, 8:29 pm
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Second section of the chimney, now laaaate in the day. The position at this point in the climb is incredible. I pushed this lead hoping the top was somewhere just beyond the scope of this picture. Thirst is nagging after 6 hrs without water. 8:34 pm.
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No such luck. Unplanned bivy, not our first not our last. 9:49 pm.
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17 May 2008

12:17 am
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12:39 am
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Long night. 7:00 am
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Time to shake out my limbs and re-climb last night's lead. Sun's not yet up and it’s already hot. The thirst is well off the charts at this point, and increasing with every thrutchy move up the wide climbing above. If we climbed scared, slow, and badly yesterday, today we’re at about 50% of that. 7:00 am.
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Looking down at Scott in the bivy spot, 7:40 am
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Looking up at the physical crux of the route, 7:40 am
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Really cool tiger-striped rock on this pitch, 8:43 am
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Lots of water. Views of the Merced were a constant kick to the moral with the bitter thirst. 8:53 am.
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9:37 am
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9:55 am
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Where to go? Because we’re idiots, we still do not recall that we have a pic of the topo in our camera, so never make it off this ledge, the routefinding crux, though we try several different lines – each attempt costing us time, energy, and gear. And valor. And self respect. 3:10 pm
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Exhausted and out of ideas, we spend hours floundering and just trying to get out of the sun. Brains scrambled, the dialogue must have been a doozy. I remember Scott talking about lighting something on fire and sending smoke signals if things didn't go our way. A deep blue had welled up in Scott’s cheeks at this point. We could not find the escape on Hawkman's Escape. The noobs are now at 24 hrs w/o water in hot temps and straining through fear, adrenaline, and wide cracks. Unable to swallow, we rifled through the deepest seems of our packs to see if there was anything moist. Scott found a couple of cough mints, which were actually a huge help.

A year later DMT would write me that we had it in the bag from this ledge, but the more truthful statement is that we were ready to be bagged and tagged at this point.
Melissa, who I knew had also done the route, couldn’t even remember the ledge I was asking her about when I wrote for beta a few weeks ago – probably because she was moving quickly and efficiently toward the top.

3:10 pm
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Only choice left – bail and eat all the gear you’ll have to leave. 3:10 pm
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Even when you’re blowing it in Yosemite, the beauty is still unfolding around you! 4:34 pm.
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A hold-your-breath rap. Never again. 5:20 pm
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Stuck ropes rapping through the chimney off the single nut. I re-led the pitch but couldn’t get the ropes moving, so for the first time had to cut a lead rope. It gave me a sick feeling to run the blade through that thing. 5:33 pm
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7:07 pm
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7:26 pm
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Rapping from iffy rock over the runout pitch
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We had to cut our rope again on the last rap, when it got wedged behind a dumptruck flake. This was the Brother’s last insult to us – forced to leave a bright red rope dangling from the top of p1 to the dirt of Michael’s Ledge. Any climbers who made it up there would know some chumps had squeezed out an epic, and would probably guess that there was a treasure trove of gear for the taking above. Plus we were leaving all sorts of gear and cut lines strewn over what was a pristine route when we roped up for it the morning before – there was not a single fixed piece, sling, or bolt anywhere on the Ab Free to Hawkman’s linkup, a rarity in the Valley and we’d blown it. Not good. We turned tail and headed down Michael’s.

For the last half of the Michael’s Ledge descent, you can hear a running stream somewhere below. F’ing torture on the thirsty mind. Scott nearly steps on a rattler somewhere in there. 9:24 pm
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Once we hit the water and doused ourselves, we took some time to think about how thoroughly Lower Brother had beaten the living sh#t out of us over the last two days. We didn’t get near the top. We coughed up all sorts of gear (half a dozen nuts, #1, 3, 5 BD cams, cut ropes). We spent 30 hours drunk on a cocktail of dehydration, doubt, and abject fear. We were way, way, way over our heads. But we made it down, even if a little worse for the wear.
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Driving home we stopped in at El Agave, where we agreed over $4 monster burritos mojados verdes not to post a TR of the trip until we got back to give it a second shot and clean up our stuff. Maybe we’d get lucky and at least find the gear that we’d left off-route on the high-point ledge? Doubtful. What seemed more likely at the time was that we’d never get near Hawkman’s again.

Even when it’s bad, it’s still good in Yosemite.

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Comments
NutAgain!

Trad climber
https://nutagain.org
  May 16, 2016 - 03:26pm PT
What is this craziness resurrected as a trip report? It's pretty amazing how much time we blew at the start of Hawkman's the first trip. I'll bet we were really lethargic from low blood sugar and probably would have looked stoned to anybody watching us.
Burnin' Oil

Trad climber
CA
  May 16, 2016 - 03:42pm PT
Awesome! Surviving is winning.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
  May 16, 2016 - 03:47pm PT
I already saw this trip report and photos several years ago. I want my money back!

:)
nature

climber
Boulder, CO
  May 16, 2016 - 03:51pm PT
what is it about trip reports like this that make me want to get off my ass and suffer on some granite?

well done guys!
Burnin' Oil

Trad climber
CA
  May 16, 2016 - 03:57pm PT
"Somewhere in the middle of the 1st pitch, already getting hot at 8:36 am"

That's about when I started feeling dehydrated and dizzy - almost passed out. (from reading the TR, not from doing the climb.)
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
  May 16, 2016 - 05:34pm PT
A really great story,
Glad it all turned out OK,
Climb long enough and it's bound to happen.
Respect.
the Fet

climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
  May 16, 2016 - 05:40pm PT
Best part of this trip report: I read it, not lived it.

Second best part: captions on top of the photos (lots of people mimic books and put the captions below but you scroll down on a computer) with time stamps. It made is really easy to read and follow along the story line.

Thirdest best part: you lived

Fourthest best part: there isn't a fourthest best.

Fivest best part: great pics!

GREAT TR! Epics may suck to experience but they make awesome stories. Thanks for sharing.
PellucidWombat

Mountain climber
Draperderr, by Bangerter, Utah
  May 17, 2016 - 10:05pm PT
A remake, with better graphics! Fortunately the spirit and character of the original was preserved :-)
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
  May 17, 2016 - 10:46pm PT
full value "NOYCE!"
limpingcrab

Gym climber
Minkler, CA
  May 18, 2016 - 06:43am PT
Now I'm thirsty
PhilG

Trad climber
The Circuit, Tonasket WA
  May 18, 2016 - 07:09am PT
I agree with above comments. Living to climb another day is "winning" in this sport.
Good job dealing with all the challenges!
Willoughby

Social climber
Truckee, CA
  May 18, 2016 - 08:23am PT
"(half a dozen nuts, #1, 3, 5 BD cams, cut ropes)" - exactly how many "trophies of your shame" were you able to retrieve on the follow-up trip? I know you harvested some rope, but did you get any of the pro back?
NutAgain!

Trad climber
https://nutagain.org
  May 18, 2016 - 08:46am PT



Second time around seeing where we should have gone off that infernal ledge:


Up on top of Lower Brother (still needed a bivy on our second visit):
WBraun

climber
  May 18, 2016 - 08:36am PT
No sane person puts themselves thru something like this on purpose.

Climbing is insane .....:-)
micronut

Trad climber
Fresno/Clovis, ca
  May 18, 2016 - 10:10am PT
Suddenly I grew a pair and said "watch me," which began the single most non-stop horrifying pitch of my life. The dead tree looked too sketchy as a belay, so we were way to the right and using our big cams in the belay. I hand-traversed out left for about 20 feet on pretty easy territory where the slab meets the headwall, with a loose cam or two in decomposing granite.

At this point, the business begins with an overhanging series of thin cracks and flakes. I launched up into the first flake, and took a moment to make the world stop spinning as the flake bent under my body weight. I my back was parallel to the slab 15 feet below, fully committed in a lieback, and my last pro was ways back to the right in the horizontal crack at the base of the headwall. I quickly pulled through into a powerful handjam and desperately clawed my way into another thin handjam, where I hung while plugging a cam in a sandy pocket lined with exfoliating granite. With shaky arms I clipped a sling to the cam and the rope and made myself keep going; I didn't trust the cam to hang on it, and I was quickly flaming out in this overhanging wall. Bryce later said "cams would later pull from the rock for me with ease - no need to retract trigger as layers of bad rock fell away from the flakes."


I stole this from Nutjob's sister TR of this adventure. One of the finest bits of writing on The Taco if you ask me. Pure. Raw. Workin' man's prose of an event etched into his psyche for the long haul. Part of me envies the adventure these two have shared, part of me is glad I've never climbed with either of them. To bite off more than you can chew then have to slowly grind and grind until you swallow the whole damn thing is one of the beautiful things in life.

Chew on boys. Chew on.



Scott

(Just sent you an email Le_Bruise. Check it yo.)
Coach37

Social climber
  May 18, 2016 - 11:03am PT
This image seems appropriate:


I googled the Hawkmans, since I've never climbed on the Brothers and you're not the only one to bail up there. Here's a gal from last year who got lost and left her own "trophy of shame":

"On day one, after climbing Absolutely free to get to the base of Hawkman's Escape we came upon some very untravelled terrain and so many loose rocks that we had to bail off of the second pitch by down climbing (across all of the wonderful loose stuff) and had to leave a cordelette.. If you plan on climbing that route, I highly recommend you get updated information!!"

https://adventure.gociety.com/reports/160120/hawkmans-escape-or-escaped
micronut

Trad climber
Fresno/Clovis, ca
  May 18, 2016 - 11:25am PT
"Flying blind on a rocket cycle?????"
-Prince Vultan
Larry Nelson

Social climber
  May 18, 2016 - 12:24pm PT
Surviving is winning. Good job guys

DMT: LMAO
NutAgain!

Trad climber
https://nutagain.org
  May 18, 2016 - 01:34pm PT
Dingus, I'm not sure if you would be the savior or this guy:



I've got a hankering in my heart for this thing again. My mind is probably out of tune with what my body can do these days, but that sort of self-delusion is what makes the adventure so grand.

Ramblin' Rose is my deeper yearning for Lower Brother. Any stories to share Werner, or just another day of hiking and exploring in the valley for you?


Edit: Micro, it's funny to hear your words- I was always envious of the mullet, the teeth, and the joie de vivre of your escapades.

Double-edit: Your costumes even inspired this bad idea on Silent Line... Mental note: bare nippled togas and triple racks and squeeze chimneys don't go together:
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
  May 18, 2016 - 12:45pm PT
You guys know how to have fun!
scuffy b

climber
heading slowly NNW
  May 18, 2016 - 05:50pm PT
Gads, what a read. The time stamps are a great touch.
Like, what about the missing 18 minutes?
Kalimon

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
  May 18, 2016 - 09:05pm PT
Patagonian epic in the Valley, minus the wind and frigid weather of course.
Burnin' Oil

Trad climber
CA
  May 24, 2016 - 04:01pm PT
Bumping for a great TR and I see the "Ready for Donald?" thread is almost off the first page.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
  May 24, 2016 - 04:36pm PT
This was a classic epic! Been on similar ones.

Nice lead by Scott on that sketchy looking corner too. Climbing into nowhere!

That's how we learn, right? Getting over epics like this. Just gotta keep yer head. Good call to crash up there too. You guys looked wasted.
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
  May 24, 2016 - 04:35pm PT
Very nice story of real MEN vs a real MOUNTAIN.


Studly

Trad climber
WA
  Nov 25, 2016 - 06:50pm PT
Great read and TR. Thanks for it, we all have epics, and as long as we are walking away from them, got to be stoked!
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