Trip Report
The Grand Wall 13a (11a A0) lite Squamish
Thursday June 28, 2012 1:28am
I posted this to my thread back in May when we did the deed, but I thought it might stoke a few road trip fires.

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The Grand Wall 13a (11a A0) Lite. Squamish Chief.
The Grand Wall 13a (11a A0) Lite. Squamish Chief.
Credit: Big Mike
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Ever since I started climbing with my ex-girlfriend in 2001 I've wanted to climb this classic. Some may view my progression as slow, and yes maybe by some peoples standards it was, but considering where I was when I started I'm pretty happy to be where i'm at today. Plus I'm still alive which is always a bonus.

So when Luke said he was going to go up there this weekend, and Nathan was bugging me to go do something it was a no brainer.

I picked up Nathan promptly at 7 and actually beat Luke to the parking lot for the first time in my life. I was STOKED! We racked up slowly and Luke arrived and jumped out of the car ready, and him and Aislinn ran ahead.

On the way down I had informed Nathan that I had lost my water bottle yesterday and I was bringing my camera so we would need to bring a backpack. He agreed and never said a word about it, even though he hates backpacks.

We got everything together and took off running (in flip flops) through the boulders and up the trail to the Escape Flake and across to the belay at the base of Merci Me.

There was a party ahead of us of course and Luke and Aislinn too so we waited for awhile to get on the first pitch.

Nathan on Merci Me 5.9

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Crappy cell phone photo as I was freezing in my t-shirt at the belay.

Nathan's theory was that I should lead the 10b traverse pitch so I could "rest up" for the Pillar. It actually worked out pretty well, I found the pitch awkward again but got up it clean and ran up the bolt ladder to find not very much room for me at the belay.

I found a spot on the left side of the tree and made it my anchor. I am sure it is affecting the Split Pillar but it seems more likely that other forces will be the real cause if it's demise. It makes a darn fine anchor and would be an excellent vantage point for photos.

With four people allready at the belay, Nathan chose to stand on the lowest tree branch.

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After awhile Luke headed up, The Split Pillar 10b

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Aislinn watches him closely.


And up...

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He made it with a rest at the wide part and Aislinn struggled up it. It was a good effort and she was heard to say "This is HARD!"

Before the climb I had told Nate about my intmidation factor on the pillar as a result of my previous history with it. He told me that every time I clipped a cam and climbed by it, he would yell "Like a Boss!"

We let her get to the rest before I started up. I got into the groove real quick and with Nathan encouraging me I was running up the thing jamming and tossing cams in every ten feet or fifteen feet, "Like a Boss!" and when I got to the wide part at the top, I twisted my right hand into a insecure jam instead of taking advantage of my arm and simply thought about placing a cam for one moment too long. It must have been a good 30 footer because I passed at least three cams if not four and had a beautiful soft catch.

Unfortunatly Nathan did not fare so well on the catching end when he got sucked into the anchor and his thumb was sucked into his atc. It was a minor scratch though and he got off lucky.

After a bit of a break I placed another cam and ran up to the rest. Luke convinced me that I should layback the outside this time, so I did and I found it alot easier than chimneying behind it.

Nathan chose to go for the chimney method on his clean second because he said it was more secure.

Nathan in the slot behind the top of the Pillar.

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Nathan and Aislinn at the top of the Split Pillar.

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We waited for a bit on top of the pillar for the party ahead and Aislinn remarked that she was rather cold. I reminded her that I was stupid enough to wear a t-shirt up here and she had a fleece and base layer on so if she could kindly be quiet it would be much appreciated.

Luke pulls the mantle on The Sword of Damocles 11a

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Luke gets his stem on

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There was a party behind us on the Pillar, they caught up fast!

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Nathan had to resort to aiding the mantle on the sword but, made it to the top of the handle before suffering a little set back right before the chains.

He was short of draws on the bolt ladder and ended up running it out
pretty hard to the anchor. I had a bit of a stinker with the slopey mantle and probably yelled take a few too many times.

Perry's Lieback 11a was my pitch, so no pictures and we had lost Luke and Ais by that time anyways. I could do the moves and linked the first couple bolts but ended up pulling out the pocket aider at the crux.

The party behind us was a nice guy named Tom and his girlfriend. They were very patient with us, although they were alot quicker.

Here is Tom topping out on the flats above Perry's Lieback.

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We got to talking and he said he was from the rockies but he used to live here. Somehow Hamish's name came up and he said that he used to mountain bike with him.

The flats went pretty smooth but by the time I got up to sail flake I was done. I relinquished the lead to Nathan and he soon discovered he was pretty pooped too. He aided his way across the undercling and clambered his way out of there up the flake.

When it was my turn I tried to free the moves but ended up taking a couple times, then took the last traverse piece out and promptly fell into mid air. Hanging there, and not wanting to lower, I got my prussic cords out and aided the rope back to the last piece. I got up the flake and with that it was all over but the walking.

Nathan led bellygood and stopped to graciously offer me a belay at the narrow part. When we got to the end I took this photo.

Bellygood Exit

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Unfortunatly it's closed above the Sword at the moment, Falcon closures should be lifted around July 31. The Pillar and The Sword are worth the trip up there though, bring a tag line to rappel.

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Big Mike
About the Author
Big Mike is a trad climber from BC, who needs another go at that Pillar!!

Comments
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Author's Reply  Jun 28, 2012 - 03:36pm PT
Squamish classic bump.

thekidcormier

Gym climber
squamish, b.c.
  Jun 28, 2012 - 09:16pm PT
I find it necessary to note, when spraying to strangers, that you taught me to climb and I taught aislinn, and she got up the grand before you :P.

Must be because her mom works at the post office that she is so sendy.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Author's Reply  Jun 28, 2012 - 10:25pm PT
I would have to had I been lucky enough to have a rope gun take me up there like all my other friends did. Instead I had to earn it. It was much better that way!
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Republic, WA
  Jun 29, 2012 - 12:54am PT
Nice TR. How many pitches total?
Mark Hudon

Trad climber
On the road.
  Jun 29, 2012 - 12:56am PT
Looks like a beautiful route.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Outside the Asylum
  Jun 29, 2012 - 12:58am PT
Must be because her mom works at the post office that she is so sendy.

Then shouldn't she be posting, too?
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Republic, WA
  Jun 29, 2012 - 02:05am PT
Big Mike and Luke, I'm not sure why, but you young hosers really crack me up. I love your banter mixed with plenty of photos. It sets a tone that I am not unfamiliar with.

I'm still trying to make a trip to Squish this year but I have a lot on the plate right now.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Author's Reply  Jun 29, 2012 - 02:22am PT
Hey Wayno, thanks. :) There are seven pitches on the Grand if you combine the first two Merci Me pitches. Plus two via apron strings or the flake or 3? via cruel shoes? You can also walk in on the escape flake like we did if you want to save your energy.

Hope you can make time to get up here!
Jonnnyyyzzz

Trad climber
San Diego,CA
  Jun 29, 2012 - 06:23am PT
Nice, The Grand Wall is a great route your cell phone pics aren't to bad and they bring back some memory's for me.
At the last minute I offered climb it the next day with a friend that needed a partner. I had just had a pin removed from a finger a week earlier. The finger had been nearly torn off and reattached so I probably should not have offered to go but I did and We were off. We partied all night pretty hard in Vancouver on the way and I think I was still drunk and for sure hungover when we hit the trail to the base. I had the pleasure of Seconding every pitch for my friend and rope gun, Super Topo's T2 and let me tell you, He crushed it!! On-sighting every pitch with pure style even after the crazy night we had in Vancouver and no sleep. I however struggled a bit. My injured finger hurt badly and the huge wad of tape I had wrapped it in got loose with sweat and would stay in the cracks when I pulled my hand out. It was like dealing with stuck pro. I would have to carefully fish it back out on the tip of my finger and use my chin to push it back in place before moving on. repeating the process every few moves. I also dropped my smokes at the second belay and later at the last belay I dropped our weed. There was a slower team ahead of us that wouldn't let us pass because "We were crazy for smoking pot up here" and they didn't want us above them. So having to chill at every belay for them to move up just left us nothing to do but smoke pot and enjoy the view. I have to say it was a great day, one of my fondest memory's, and a spectacular climb that I would love to someday soon go do again.
Lasti

Trad climber
Budapest
  Jun 29, 2012 - 06:26am PT
Big Mike, that pic on the Split Pillar is stellar. Looks like AAA+++ territory. What's the spiel there, handjams galore?

Lasti
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Author's Reply  Jun 29, 2012 - 03:49pm PT
Hey johnnyz

Thanks for the story! It is an Awesome Route.

Lasti- You got it. Beautiful handjams until they start getting rattly and then you better put some more flesh in there or come flying off like I did. ;)
AP

Trad climber
Calgary
  Jun 29, 2012 - 06:08pm PT
Split Piller starts off tight hands (memory from decades ago) then gets wider as you get higher. None of the moves are hard but there are NO rests.
What is the Sword like? I did Apron Strings/Cruel Shoes to the top of the Split then we bailed for pizza and beer(it was lunch time and we were hungry)
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
  Jun 29, 2012 - 07:08pm PT
Love the climb, I've done it three times.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Author's Reply  Jun 29, 2012 - 11:50pm PT
Ap the sword is awesome. After the initial wide you gain the crux mantle, then you have to step out onto the face, a very committing move and then back to the hilt corner to get your stem on. Keep moving to keep the pump at bay! Most people combo the bolt ladder as well to avoid the hanging belay at the top of the sword.

Nice Jim!
Jingy

climber
Random Nobody
  Jun 29, 2012 - 11:56pm PT
Looks like really great corner on a really great wall

Cheers
Relic

Social climber
Weenie
  Jun 30, 2012 - 02:22am PT
The Split Pillar contains the essence and soul of Squamish climbing.

Just do it.
ionlyski

Trad climber
Polebridge, Montana
  Jun 30, 2012 - 06:11am PT
Nice, Big Mike! I have just committed myself to a Squamish visit this fall. You made the split pillar look so good; I would love to sink mitts into that! Nice description too on the long soft catch. Almost sounded fun.

See ya up there friends soon.
Arne
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Author's Reply  Jun 30, 2012 - 01:58pm PT
Right on Arne! Drop me a line when get into town! September is usually pretty good.
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
  Jun 30, 2012 - 03:18pm PT
Nice mike thanks!!!
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