Trip Report
The Dream Team (plus me) and 1.9 New Routes in Kings Canyon
Tuesday May 17, 2016 11:04pm
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This is one of the most popular views in Kings Canyon and I've seen it many times for many years. I've also spent an unhealthy amount of time looking at pictures of it. See that sunlit rock left of center? That's North Sentinel and the object of obsession.

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Getting closer...

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And closer... (with Grand Sentinel in the background)

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And closer...

Now Grand Sentinel would be the obvious choice except for one very important fact that always captivates me: Grand Sentinel has been climbed, North Sentinel had not.

A couple seasonal employees have done some short base routes along the bottom but nobody had yet taken that ramp up to the headwall. That was, until the Dream Team (plus me) got after it last weekend!

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And there they are. Left to right we had-
-Brandon Thau: long time bad-A who's put up routes all over the Sierra and other parts of the planet.
-Brian Prince: strong like bull and just goes for it whenever needed.
-Vitaliy Musiyenko: some noob from the bay area who takes pictures of rocks and then claims that he climbed them with no real proof and is also a master of the wyde.
Adam Sheppard: despite coming off of a knee surgery and not climbing much for a year he was already back into sherpa Sheppard beast mode.

And then there was me behind the camera quietly hoping I didn't hold back the Dream Team and could somehow contribute more than the planning and logistics.

Saturday

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Brian, Vitaliy, Brandon and I woke up at the butt crack of dawn having no idea what the approach would be like (Adam came Sunday morning). It was actually quite nice as we picked our way up the ramp coming in from the right. Getting from the ramp onto the main ledge below the headwall turned out to be a short 5.10- crack climb. I lead it and despite not being the 3rd class approach I had hoped for it was actually a fun bit of climbing and helped raise our hopes for the quality to come.

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We got out first view of our destination, the split in the middle of the summit, way up there.

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We tried to scramble up to a ledge and a beautiful looking splitter we had spied from below, but the rock had other plans and Brian had to lead a surprisingly difficult pitch through lichen to get to the beautiful white granite above.

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Stole your picture, Brian
Stole your picture, Brian
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Brandon lead another short but cool pitch and got Vitaliy to the splitter hands! Oh, wait, it was flaring 0.75s and progressively shrank to fingernails.

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Brandon's pic
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A short rap back to a ledge and Vitaliy tried another path, leading straight into the jaws of the mountain. After I caught the first whip of the day I decided to lieback a potato chip on TR because if Vitaliy fell limpingcrab would probably just cry.

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And so began the theme for the day: offwidths and squeeze chimneys. NOT my specialty.

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Brian took the next pitch with a variety of fun climbing and less wide stuff. Despite his best efforts he had to pendulum to a crack and all of us did the same. Through some sort of pre-planned nonsense I climbed last and was left with the heavy pack and most of the rack. That's my excuse for hang-dogging 1/4 of the 190 foot pitch. The above is a view of the last bit.

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Giggles in the wind. Bunch of goobers.

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Brandon's pic
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And off Brandon went, into one of the gnarliest pitches I've ever been on. If walking tipped out #6s through a vertical split in a mountain is your idea of fun, this pitch is for you. If you wore slippers and have no OW skill (me), this pitch will humiliate you.

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Brandon's pic
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Everyone was feeling pretty worked and it was my turn to take us home. No problem, I can carry my weight on this team, let me do the quick scramble to the summit! Silly me, there was still a 25 ft little offwidth waiting to steal my last bit of dignity. No matter what I tried every move somehow involved my bare ankles and I fell over and over and over. Never mind, I don't want to talk about it.

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It may have felt more like the route climbed us, be we still enjoyed the beautiful summit and made long work of the descent. Note to future climbers: just walk down the Grand Sentinel gully and don't try to be all cute and rap the notch to the west.


Sunday

I asked Adam to get there before sunrise on Sunday morning so we could do another route. He did, and he sat in the car until 7:00 when we finally began to drag our stiff bodies from our sleeping bags. Brandon had to leave by 2:00pm, Brian was going to climb with Vitaliy and Vitaliy said something I've never heard him say, "My body huts and I don't even want to climb today." In his defense he did climb Border Country in Yosemite on Friday (but still, what a sissy, right? ;)

It was just Adam and I, with a late start, heading back up to North Sentinel for round two.

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The plan was to find a longer, more moderate route up the sunlit NW facing side of the wall.

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The plan was going flawlessly! About 600 feet of great rock covered in cracks of every size except offwidth! No easy filler sections but no super hard endurance sections, just fun 5.8-5.10 climbing with plenty of rest stances and protection.

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The 4th pitch even moved out onto the arete onto knobs and orange features with great exposure. We were having a blast!

However, once on the arete the wind was so bad we could hardly communicate, even standing side by side. I was faced with a short cruxy section that would put me out of eyesight and without any way to signal if I would need the bolt kit or anything else so I brought Adam up. After looking over scouting pictures on my phone we (mostly me) thought we were less than halfway up the wall.

It was 3:30 and our wives were waiting at home so we figured we'd just rap and finish the second half as a later day trip. No big deal, it would be worth climbing again and we didn't want to get home at 2am.

A few long double-rope raps later and we were walking down, only to realize that we weren't 25ft from the halfway ledge, but 25 FEET FROM THE 4TH CLASS SLABS AT THE TOP OF THE CLIMB!!!

We didn't know whether to laugh or cry so we did both. Twenty. Five. Stupid. Feet. Oh well, we will go back and put the cherry on top sometime. We still climbed a new route, right? Kinda? Whatever, judgy McJudgerson.

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Yellow: FML, 5.11 C1, 5 pitches (plus approach pitch to ledge, not shown)
Red: Chasing the Wind, 4 pitches (plus approach pitch and a few stupid feet to the low angle stupid slabs stupid)





OW and getting lost en route aside, it was an absolutely stellar way to start off the summer season! I love this stuff, especially exploring with awesome partners!

Thanks for reading, or looking, or accidentally clicking the TR when you were aiming for another thread on your phone.





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About the Author
limpingcrab is Daniel Jeffcoach, nice to meet you.

Comments
DaveyTree

Trad climber
Fresno
  May 18, 2016 - 12:23am PT
Noice
mcreel

climber
Barcelona
  May 18, 2016 - 01:54am PT
Well, that second route sounds like fun. Maybe you could tell people you stopped short because there was a Patagonia style snow mushroom on top, blame it on El Niņo.
Stone Cowboy

Trad climber
Livermore, CA.
  May 18, 2016 - 02:19am PT
Well PAST WILD and congrats...
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
  May 18, 2016 - 06:45am PT
The .. . .


Dreams,


Fantastic!

I'll have to work up what more to say
I will transport my share on V's 'for sale' thread to here as well.
I hope that , that is okay.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
  May 18, 2016 - 07:04am PT
If walking tipped out #6s through a vertical split in a mountain is your idea of fun, this pitch is for you

Hmmm sounds interesting, and I've got sevens and nines....

Cool report thanks
Nanobody

Trad climber
Fresno, CA
  May 18, 2016 - 07:57am PT
Awesome guys! Inspirational!
cat t.

climber
california
  May 18, 2016 - 09:18am PT
HAHA! Awesome trip; awesome report :)
Ed H

Trad climber
Santa Rosa, CA
  May 18, 2016 - 09:41am PT
Nice one guys! TFPU
NutAgain!

Trad climber
https://nutagain.org
  May 18, 2016 - 09:51am PT
Good stuff! I haven't been back to Cedar Grove since I was a kid, but at the time it was my favorite place in the world.
micronut

Trad climber
Fresno/Clovis, ca
  May 18, 2016 - 09:59am PT
1. Not impressed. You no touchy summy. Real men would have pressed on to the top, rapped in the dark and returned to your wives at 2am saying "that's right, I'll come home when I want to come home...now make me some breakfast woman!"

2. Slippers on a new route in Kings Canyon. Really? Poor form you idiot.

3. You and I have yet to stand on a summit together, so how about you and I leave Adam out of the picture when we go back and finish that thing so my name can be in the AAJ instead of his.

4. Call me, I saw a 250 Honda CRF on Craigslist that has your name on it.
mike m

Trad climber
black hills
  May 18, 2016 - 10:14am PT
Great report and way to get after it.
this just in

climber
Justin Ross from North Fork
  May 18, 2016 - 10:23am PT
Great stuff. Big thanks.

Haha Micro
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
  May 18, 2016 - 10:47am PT
Slippers?, to an elephant hunt? ;)
le_bruce

climber
Oakland, CA
  May 18, 2016 - 10:52am PT
Liked it a lot, thank you!

Holy sh#t does the western Sierra have a lot of good looking granite.
cotuclimber

Trad climber
Bishop, CA
  May 18, 2016 - 11:05am PT
A strong team, fun day, a new route and the weather did not crap out? You guys had a day to remember and thank you for sharing the adventure.
Incredible some people find big unclimbed walls in California.
limpingcrab

Gym climber
Minkler, CA
Author's Reply  May 18, 2016 - 12:21pm PT
Ha! Ok, in my defense, I thought the route was going to be thin crack with maybe some wide chimneying at the top so I brought comfy slippers with a thin toe.

I'm usually able to cheat my way around OW sections but it just wasn't possible in several spots on the first route. Live and learn! I should have just switched back into my approach shoes.


On the second route the pictures on my phone were from a worse angle than the one in the overlay picture. We though we were just above that round clump of bushes to the left of the route about 1/3 up. I admit, that guess was not even close!

It also looks like the route stops way short but a few more feet and it's low angle 4th class slabs. The pic makes it look steeper up there.
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
  May 18, 2016 - 12:25pm PT
Um ?
Now what do I do about sharing all the stuff on this area that is over at the data base?

hell?

I will still post it,
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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Border Country, Description;

A wide open slab on the northwestern face of MC. Low angle to vertical corners and clean face on the lower half;
steep and exposed on the upper half,
following the path of least resistance on golden knobs and plates on impeccable rock.

70 bolts on 1800 feet of mostly face climbing.
This route was established in memory of our friends Jonny Copp and Micah Dash,
titled after Jonny's poem "Border Country",
written a day before they perished on Mt Edgars hideous flanks.

Location

Park beneath the notch, head straight up drainage.
Start is left of a large gray corner with a single bush.
Left of the start is a single pitch route with anchors.
locate the first bolt of BC 30' up beneath a flaring seam/corner.

Protection

12 draws, cams- 1 each .33" to 2.5" Rap route on bolted anchors.






Thnx V for giving me a chance to post this.
IN Honor,
For the memory the fallen,
and bravery of those who dare to believe IT WILL GO
and then Proceed to endure, perceiver and Triumph.
Good climbing,
safe returns,
and many more sunrises in the Mountains to all
sorry can I call you dan?
( IT Says Don't Hold Back. . .)
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
  May 18, 2016 - 12:20pm PT
Way to go....

good job
limpingcrab

Gym climber
Minkler, CA
Author's Reply  May 18, 2016 - 12:24pm PT
sorry can I call you dan?

Not sure what all that other stuff is about but you can call me Dan!
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
  May 18, 2016 - 12:35pm PT
Dan , I was so blown away by the choice to go to have a go at Border Country, That thing sounds Like a suffer-fest.

I know You guys did your own thing and that is much more proud. I am a totally
Impressed, jelouse & want to say that Clearly.
Thank you for all of the last three or for months of taking the Flack, and for all the great Climbing content you share .
I was commenting on all the bata that was to be found, It was also featured in some Wyde site I don't go to much , so I was hopeing you didn't mind my pointing out that It was A Wide Crack Route.
Larry Nelson

Social climber
  May 18, 2016 - 12:34pm PT
offwidths and squeeze chimneys

yikes, let the suffering begin
And then

Twenty. Five. Stupid. Feet.

LMAO. Thanks for posting. Great pictures, writing and climbing effort.
ag.Fox

Trad climber
Clovis, CA
  May 18, 2016 - 01:05pm PT
2nd coming right up...
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
  May 18, 2016 - 02:01pm PT
Great time with great people, thanks for sharing and I will add some photos at some point when less busy!


Um ?
Now what do I do about sharing all the stuff on this area that is over at the data base?

hell?

I will still post it,

I would be delighted if you deleted that post. Completely no point of posting this here. I sent you an email asking to remove it from my for sale thread too. DON'T UNDERSTAND why you posting this. Please stop.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
  May 18, 2016 - 03:49pm PT
Great tr! You guys no how to have fun.
NutAgain!

Trad climber
https://nutagain.org
  May 18, 2016 - 03:53pm PT
Maybe when you finish the second route you can call it "Bailed from Here"
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
  May 18, 2016 - 04:15pm PT
Scott, we should go finish it for Crabbypaddy. After retrobolting and downgrading all the pitches, we can also name it whatever we want!!
:) just kidding
limpingcrab

Gym climber
Minkler, CA
Author's Reply  May 18, 2016 - 04:35pm PT
Whatever, our route is done and named. You guys can put a 6 move route on top of it and call it a link up! Ha!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
  May 18, 2016 - 05:56pm PT
It can be a SICK boulder problem brah. A friend can take a video of us taking rehearsed whips for the R&I!
Powder

Trad climber
the Box
  May 20, 2016 - 08:59am PT
Pretty funny write-up. : p Thanks for sharing. : ]
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
  May 20, 2016 - 12:53pm PT
I send this photo of Daniel "THE RAINMAN" Jeffcoach from my phone to my email earlier this week. Got it today! LOL

limpingcrab

Gym climber
Minkler, CA
Author's Reply  May 23, 2016 - 09:14pm PT
^^^ Daaaaaaang, sexiness level: maximum

To be clear, I'm rainman because it rains every time I tr yo climb, not because I'm an eccentric middle aged special ed genius. I hope.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
  May 31, 2016 - 05:22pm PT
My report with more photos etc for those who want to see more haha

http://vividrea1ity.blogspot.com/2016/05/fa-of-north-sentinel-via-fml-iv-511-c1.html
cat t.

climber
california
  Jun 6, 2016 - 10:26am PT
You guys can put a 6 move route on top of it and call it a link up!
Your post-game assessment was correct: it was actually only 6 more move of real climbing. :P But for full value, you gotta finish on the dreaded 25-ft OW! This route was pure fun (not a Daniel sandbag!); nice line. Also a total wind tunnel, though.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
  Jun 6, 2016 - 12:31pm PT
haha 6 moves that are by far the crux of the route, but still within 5.10. Than 60 more meters of 5.fun-7 climbing on very cool rock to the base of a splitter OW. Than 60 ft to the top. The route itself is mega fun and many variations could be done on the flakes around, but the most fun line is obvious, clean and 5 star adventure. Can't believe this face had not been climbed for all these years, the quality of cracks we found in the last few outings is astonishing.









shylock

Social climber
mb
  Jun 8, 2016 - 12:20pm PT
more photos of sweet cracks!



The grand is nice too..

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