Trip Report
TR: A quick and bad one... but it's free (New Jack City)
Sunday October 4, 2009 10:13pm
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Really quick and really bad TR.... we went to New Jack City for the day. The usual crew, me, Will and Sooze. There may be a 50/50 ratio of broken glass to sand at the base of the routes, but this place is kinda ok.... So we do a warm-up....
Missing photo ID#127703
Then we do another one, which seemed more like a warm-out.... I was already gassed...
Missing photo ID#127704
The wind is whipping pretty good so we decide to eat sandwiches in the car, which thank God is close by... I think we might of had some beer too..... Then we make the 5 minute drive to a another crag that should be a bit warmer. This approach is not too bad and the distance to the crag is right in my comfort zone.
Missing photo ID#127705
We decide to tick the entire cliff, and since they are all pretty easy, we actually have a chance this time.
Here is Will on something....
Missing photo ID#127706
And Susan leading something that we thought was something else.... she thought it was a heavy gravity day until we found out she was on a harder route than planned... this happens out there. The guidebook is pretty darn sad, and most crag drawings look like a lump of mashed potatoes with a few lines drawn about the mound. But I digress....
Missing photo ID#127707
Here is Will bouldering up to the first clip on something.. Susan is ready to spot him if a mishap occurs.... Will thinks she will save him... this theory is still unproven.
Missing photo ID#127708
Susan just keeps on leading these things while we watch her clip away and listen to Barstow radio, which is better than you would think if you are old like us. Nuthin' but classic rock with a hard edge to it... We decided the rockin' tunes were worth at least 3 letter grades in pure power and psyche.
Missing photo ID#127709
Susan on the sharp end again leading the big meanie of the entire cliff....
Missing photo ID#127710
She makes us all lead these damn things, so Will goes next..... I'm giving the usual belay.
Missing photo ID#127711
Then will decides to get sketched out since there are basically ZERO holds up top... and he takes a whistler.... and clangs back into the underside of the overhang and does some sorta damage to his patella.... In the trade I think they call it "blunt force trauma". We quickly get him a beer, as we carry no first aid kit. Here he is moments before he pitched.
Missing photo ID#127712
The only good thing to come out of Wills ripper was the massive enhancement that my package received from my harness. It was so grand, that I had Susan snap a pic just in case Ron Jeremy ever retires.
Missing photo ID#127713
Ok... the crag is now ticked according to the guidebook... and it's getting late. But, there are two more routes down at the scabby end of the cliff that are not in the guide, but for some reason we must do... Sooze leads them up in about 3 minutes flat.
Missing photo ID#127714
True to New Jack form, I was shot and nearly killed just as we were coiling the ropes and waxing our draws...
Missing photo ID#127715
And then the next day.... Will is still dust. The booze, ice, and pills we gave him when we got back to Casa del Pescado could not overcome the patella situation. That did not get me off the hook though... Sooze made me go into the Monument (that would be Joshua Tree National Park for you young'uns) to do more routes.
We pick a nice sunny crag and start ticking them off.... Sooze gets the 3 star 5.9.
Missing photo ID#127716
She also gets its easier twin right next door, which is basically the same route but with worse rock. It was sort of an adventure. Now it is my turn to lead. I get something a fair bit harder, with no stars, some loose rock, suspect pro, and on Mountain Project a local guide said something like "sketchy pro, good luck bro..." in the description. I can hardly wait....
Missing photo ID#127717
It did not disappoint. I pretty much moan the whole way up and all the hype was true.... Rock was loose... pro was sorta ok.... seemed harder than the rating.... bad anchor.... rap from a slung horn.... NBD.
For anyone visiting the area, this thing is a "must do".... When we got home I went directly to Mountain Project and added stars to this beauty! I wonder what we will do next week?
Russ Walling
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About the Author Russ Walling is a gym climber from Poofter's Froth, Wyoming. |
Comments
Shack
Big Wall climber
Reno NV
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How many blocks of chalk did you go through?
That's the real yard stick.
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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hmmm, if I ever hanker to visit that spot I'll get you and Sooze to come out and supply the beta...
...unlikely though (not the visit, but the trip out to NJC).
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Jello
Social climber
No Ut
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Fish-flop! Not!
Good story.
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Watusi
Social climber
Newport, OR
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Cool Beans Russ!! Looks like a Rockin'Good Time!!!
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marky
climber
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superb. best thing I read this weekend
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TopRopeGun
Trad climber
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That is some funny shit!
The man tube shot is straight egregious torture to the Captain and two Neils!
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Yah00
Trad climber
CA
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Great TR as usual Russ!
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WBraun
climber
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Whatya mean it's free?
Man, now my eyes hurt.
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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SO if that's a really bad TR, what are the rest of the TRs on this site...Chopped Liver?
I could think of lots of good things to say about this TR
But what fun would that be. Let's see how you could do better in the future.
1. Sooze should be pictured closer and in sports bra/shorts. Duh
2. Beer infused prone position should also be cropped to show face closely
3. Sport climbing is neither, even if your package appears larger due to Gri-Gri lockup
4. There is no 4
5. There is no 5 either
6. More 6 in your TR please!
7. I'm not witty enough to continue
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Largo
Sport climber
The Big Wide Open Face
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"And Susan leading something that we thought was something else . . . "
Now buddy, unless I knew better I'd a thunk you was trying to write in iambic somethingorother.
The pic of your sorry ass lying in the dirt is money.
JL
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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He might have a sorry ass but I don't think his ass is sorry.
unrepentass
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J. Werlin
Social climber
Cedaredge, CO
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Russ--
in the beer-swilling shot: what is that mysterious bulge in your haul--I mean chalk bag? Looks of similiar size and shape to the one between our President's shoulder blades as seen in the debates.
Thanks for the hilarious start to the week.
PS: if you really want to give Ron Jeremy a run try duct taping a scrap of shag to your back.
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Zander
climber
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Thanks Russ,
Just try to do better next time, will ya.
Zander
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WBraun
climber
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I thought it was a good TR. Funnier than sh't.
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G_Gnome
Trad climber
Cali
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Hey Russ, we missed you by a day. Sunday was even better, shorts and t-shirts. All the sport babes were out in their sports bras dude. We sent all the routes on a wall too. Funny how that happens there. None of us acquired a bulge like that though (thank god) but then none of us took the big whipper either! I think we are too scared of each other's belaying to risk such an event.
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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If it weren't for the folks, gear, car, and tire tracks in that third pic down I'd think it was a pretty good sized wall or buttress somewhere in RR...
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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man, that new jack stuff looks like the chossiest choss i've ever laid eyes on. crackerjacks and oatmeal held together by cheap, water-soluble glue. made my bowels all runny jus' lookin at it. oh, and i done that last route in your TR. it's too swole!! five star classic in my book.
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susan peplow
climber
Joshua Tree, CA
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Nothing but pure fun action with this trio! Only exception to the fun is Will playing whack-a-mole with his knee.
Thank goodness we had those ESB beers & "the drive" playing on the car stereo.
Points of interest....
Pictures 1 & 2 are taken with sleep still in our eyes - Predator Wall- Vertigo 11a & Hero Worship 11b
For the record...those are no warm up but I did feel like I got a cheap microdermabrasion treatment. The wind was howling!
Pic 3 - White Face which is conveniently located 25 yards from the loo.
Pic 4 - White Head 5.9
Pic 5 & 6 - Snow White 10d/11a
Pic 7 - White Head 10b
Pic 8 - Stemroids 11a
Pic 9 - Crag beer (Natural Ice)
Pic 10 - Stemroids aka knee knocker
Pic 11 - my man's package, that's right ladies he's all mine!!!
Pic 12 - mystery route
Pic 13 - the man sunnin' himself
Overall, the White Face is a good wall. The rock and routes are much better than they look when coming out of the potty. Multi-star on each one, warm & convenient.
~Susan
p.s. BVB, Flag is dead and NJC lives!
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spyork
Trad climber
Tunneling out of prison
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Nice TR!
Good for a chuckle here in cubicle wasteland...
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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Looks like you had fun.
I could have easily passed on the visual of the "package" shot, however. I am scarred for life after seeing that. It was just wrong.
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L
climber
Just livin' the dream
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Excellent TR, Russ! You've got the gift. Funny as hell and very good photos...even the potato in your pants. I'm a big fan of NJC as long as the Dripper ain't around...
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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Susan...You can have Russ' package, but I'd like to be able to climb your routes! I tried sport climbin' for the first time in many years on Saturday, and it was really, really hard and made me feel really, really heavy and weak!
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susan peplow
climber
Joshua Tree, CA
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Melissa,
Mistake #1: Missing out on Russ' package (as you saw, it's nice)
Mistake #2: Climbing the wide cracks in the Valley
Mistake #3: Sport climbing debut @ the The Great Wall of China
Mistake #4: Overshooting your walk out of the middle gorge
Sport climbing is good fun and a nice change for the backs of the hands. Try something not as steep and slick next time!!
~Susan
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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I see someone tattled on my comedy of errors.
That walk out was like getting a few more pitches in...with the pack on and a partner below to try not to kill with my trundle. I was just being way trad...you know, like not clipping the bolts only I was shunning that overly-developed trail with a guy on it in front of us. Trying for an FA is what it was. Yeah, that's what happened. ;-)
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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"Mistake #2: Climbing the wide cracks in the Valley "
That's not a mistake, that's a good day, week, or season.
Feel like I went six rounds with a midget in a UFC bout...kneecap is wrecked. Hope to be back in action by the weekend, although I'm hobbling around like a drunk geriatric right now, so that may be wishful thinking.
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Jingy
climber
Random Nobody
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Classic TR Russ.
You all live such a luxurious lifestyle out there in JT. I wonder how it's all paid for?
BTW, where's my rainfly? LOL
Thanks for the laughs. It's what keeps me coming back to this site.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Cool, I'd get shot for a day like that.
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susan peplow
climber
Joshua Tree, CA
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Melissa, I agree, it's amazing how weak you feel after only climbing cracks. I've said many times that climbing 5.9 hand cracks in Josh is NOT making me a stronger climber. Perhaps more well rounded (pun intended) but not stronger.
Not to say that struggling through some off-width or climbing the thin super steep cracks won't make you Bad-O but I think you know what I mean.
I'm looking for the perfect mix of the steep sport stuff plus some clean cracks (all sizes) to feed my love for climbing.
:)
Susan
p.s. overshooting the Middle Gorge walk out.... that was no FA you were on. I've almost done that same thing myself.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Ok so I never checked in on the diet challenge thread.
Maybe I dint get the memo.
But, I muss say Russ is lookin' rather sleek.
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Watusi
Social climber
Newport, OR
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He muss be a star or sumpin'
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Muss be.
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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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>Melissa, I agree, it's amazing how weak you feel after
>only climbing cracks. I've said many times that climbing
>5.9 hand cracks in Josh is NOT making me a stronger
>climber. Perhaps more well rounded (pun intended)
>but not stronger.
Climb 5.10 hand cracks in Josh? :-)
Apples and oranges.
As noted, be well-rounded, do both.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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We mussn't confuse the plush security of a hand jam with the musscular pump of an overhanging crimp.
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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Ah yes, Tar, but we also can't universally equate those comfy wrist-deep Pope's Crack 5.9 handjams with the next level of jams where you're trying to see-saw just enough hand meat into the crack just far enough to keep from launching off the wall like the space shuttle either! I've been pumped blind on those things before. Just a completely different pump!
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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As much as I do love a good 5.9 hand crack, I can't blame them for feeling heavy and weak at my sport climbing debut, since I really do spend more time hanging past vertical on my digits at the gym than I do smiling with 3 paws buried in the rock and saying to myself "this one's not going anywhere!"
I'm not that light and strong, but as chix go, I'm not really that heavy and weak either. I'm just not that great of a climber!
Actually, I had a blast there. I haven't climbed outside anywhere in months and have never climbed on rock quite like that. I climbed as hard as I dared under the circumstances.
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Raydog
Trad climber
Boulder Colorado
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It's amazing the garbage people climb these days.
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Shack
Big Wall climber
Reno NV
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"It's amazing the garbage people climb these days."
Literally LOL!!
Classic.
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Chiloe
Trad climber
Lee, NH
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Nov 14, 2007 - 01:53am PT
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Hah, cool.
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Watusi
Social climber
Newport, OR
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Nov 14, 2007 - 01:55am PT
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Yeah cool timin' Russ!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Nov 14, 2007 - 01:59am PT
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"I'm not that light and strong, but as chix go, I'm not really that heavy and weak either. I'm just not that great of a climber!"
come on, Melissa, you of all people know you can't say stuff like that without getting called on it with photo evidence!
But you're right, you're not heavy and weak...
How many super -t's this side of Yerian/schneider ever float this one like you do?
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Watusi
Social climber
Newport, OR
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Nov 14, 2007 - 02:03am PT
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Wow that's cool Jay, I hadn't seen many cracks at gyms. Let alone that one's steep! Who's that lass?
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susan peplow
climber
Joshua Tree, CA
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Nov 14, 2007 - 11:47am PT
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Mike, I do believe that is Melissa training up for all those laps down at the Cookie.
More importantly, why does your location read OR? Did you move?
~Susan
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James
climber
My twin brother's laundry room
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Nov 14, 2007 - 12:32pm PT
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Russ-
How's the cragging at New Jack? Heard that is was a chipped up Elmer's factory. Any truth to the rumors?
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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Nov 14, 2007 - 01:24pm PT
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Jaybro...thanks for letting me basque in my gym vanity moment once again. :-p I stand by my statement though, and if you saw my 60 minute effort on the "warm up" clippy route in Owens, you'd back me up too!
Susan, maybe you and Kate can roadtrip out from Josh to Red Rocks and show me how its done? I've got high hopes for trying sport climbing again this winter. I can't imagine I'd do any worse than I did at Owens.
Watusi...I do believe that you've sold me a cup of tea before. Nice to meet you again.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Nov 14, 2007 - 05:40pm PT
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Sorry fatty, i was in class last night I'm gonna be over there in an hour or so, though.
Then off to OW in the redwoods (Scuffy's crag in Santa Cruz) if at least one other carpooler is headed that way. Melissa? Gary C? Zander? FATTY?
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mojede
Trad climber
Butte, America
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Nov 14, 2007 - 06:37pm PT
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Looks good, Russ--especially that shot of Susan on the 700 foot continuous crack (pitch 2, I believe) at the Sanctuary.
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Watusi
Social climber
Newport, OR
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Nov 14, 2007 - 07:45pm PT
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Yeah Sooze, I'm here in Newport, Or. Just finished restoring my parents home which is the oldest in the area circa 1880. My best to you and Mussy! Melissa, cheers to you as well!
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scooter
climber
fist clamp
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Nov 14, 2007 - 09:35pm PT
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nice job on those pebbles and for god sake take the hamster out of your pants.
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tetonhack
Social climber
jackson wy
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Nov 14, 2007 - 09:53pm PT
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Russ, maybe you do have another career when Ron Jeremy retires, couldn't be all bad, but until then I think you should get serious and post those pics of you ride'n that bull in El Paso. The extra stinky one that the fellas got for you. I really like the one of the bull right side up and you headed for the dirt head first.
ps Jaybro you have me really confused
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susan peplow
climber
Joshua Tree, CA
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Nov 14, 2007 - 09:58pm PT
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Here ya go TH,
Personally I like the shots of the first ride when he wasn't wearing a FISH™ shirt. How about getting on that rig a second time?
~S
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tetonhack
Social climber
jackson wy
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Nov 14, 2007 - 10:33pm PT
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Thanks Susan, that's the Fish I know. Head first from the Mushroom, head first from a bull. Let er buck.
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chez
Social climber
chicago ill
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Nov 14, 2007 - 11:13pm PT
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Bull? Thats a speckeled seahorse ain't it?
Chez
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Author's Reply
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Feb 25, 2009 - 09:12pm PT
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new jack bump
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Jingy
climber
Random Nobody
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Feb 25, 2009 - 09:18pm PT
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What's with the sudden bout of self promotion?
Bump
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Fish Finder
climber
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Feb 25, 2009 - 09:23pm PT
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Hey Jingy
Back Off
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Author's Reply
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Feb 25, 2009 - 10:30pm PT
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It's a "favorite TR" bump day Jingy..... those were of course my favorites.
C'mon, give us a treat.... write a TR about your masturbation routine in the cubicle. Omit nothing.
oh... did this just bump it?
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Fletcher
Boulder climber
Institute of Better Bouldering-DirtbagDad Division
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Feb 25, 2009 - 11:35pm PT
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Missed this one the first time around.... pretty durn good for free.
MisterE had a good idea with this bump-a-thon.
Fletch
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Feb 26, 2009 - 02:31am PT
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hey there all... say, thanks to all these "bumps"
i was able to see some "russ" trip post...
i missed most of them, as i had to get off line early.... but i will get to check them out soon, as they are close-up now...
thanks for the fun, all... very interesting rock and trip...
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Dirka
Trad climber
Hustle City
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Feb 26, 2009 - 03:05am PT
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Bump!
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MisterE
Gym climber
Small Town with a Big Back Yard
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Feb 26, 2009 - 10:07am PT
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Another 5-star dick-wrenching mega-classic!
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Oct 10, 2011 - 10:10am PT
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bump for actual rock climbing activity
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foxglove
Social climber
long beach ca
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Oct 10, 2011 - 12:45pm PT
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:) < my face after going through that story, very entertaining. good ol fashion fun with a little bit of crotch shot for us ladies ;) thanks for sharing
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
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Oct 10, 2011 - 12:56pm PT
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Every day is a good day at the crag....
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Roxy
Trad climber
CA Central Coast
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Oct 31, 2012 - 10:19pm PT
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timely bump...reading TRs and passing out treats
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dee ee
Mountain climber
Of THIS World (Planet Earth)
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I'm going to New JC tomorrow.
Not.
One of my all time fave tr's though.
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phylp
Trad climber
Upland, CA
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Russ's TRs are always LOL funny. This was a good one...
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bymont
Mountain climber
The five Street NewYork NewYork USA 10001
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hossjulia
Trad climber
Carson City, NV
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Thanks for the bump. I kinda remember this the first time 'round.
Funny stuff, tfpu.
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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hey there say, thanks for the bump again here...
i just love these russ-trip reports... :)
will have to come back again though for the pictures to load...
i reckon that will be like another bump, in a way... course, i will
have to wait for that pics to load, AGAIN, but i will have more
time to do so... :)
will be WELL worth it, :)
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phylp
Trad climber
Upland, CA
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Some kind of spam bot, Cosmic. I've been seeing them for a while. Not sure what it's meant to accomplish.
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Wow;...you left town;....I'm gonna do that someday......(I can do it...)..
What a minute;...this trip is years old.......
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johntp
Trad climber
Punter, Little Rock
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I'm all for free..
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Fletcher
Boulder climber
Institute of Better Bouldering-DirtbagDad Division
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Just as good the second (or third time around). This TR ages well in the bottle and has developed hints of oaky tube socks and a definitive tweaker finish.
Eric
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Author's Reply
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Dec 8, 2014 - 11:38am PT
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Bump for Gdavis and Guy Keesee and any other "twinks" out there.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Author's Reply
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Feb 7, 2018 - 09:29am PT
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Broken links fixed and updated 2/2018
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Matteo M
climber
San Diego
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Awesome TR! Gotta love the scrappy Southern California spots. San Diego has plenty if you're willing to bushwhack for an hour.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 10, 2018 - 04:35am PT
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A good warmup for the Utah desert this time of year, where the Real goods are!
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Feb 10, 2018 - 12:20pm PT
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Looks legit.
still need to spend a day at that Crag when it isn't freezing fuking below zero. icicles ain't your friend.
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