Trip Report
Moonlight Buttress: a masochist, a type 1 diabetic and 1200 feet of sandstone
Tuesday April 24, 2012 4:04pm
A cold wind cut me to the bone as I sat next to Rob waiting for the shuttle to pick us up and take us into Zion National Park where we would try climbing Moonlight Buttress for a second time after having to bail due to weather a week before. “This is the desert” I thought. “It’s not supposed to be this cold”.

I had already sent Stef a “hail-Mary” text asking her to run me out another Icebreaker shirt and I knew that carrying more clothing than that would be counterproductive so I gritted my teeth and knew that I would just have to be uncomfortably cold until the sun came up at which point I would make the transition into the realm of uncomfortably hot.

When the shuttle arrived we stepped on with only the barest of essentials. We had packed light for a one day ascent. I was a bit bummed to not be able to “camp” out on the wall, but saving the trouble of carrying 100 lb. of extra food, water, sleeping gear and the like was more than enough of a trade off to make me feel OK about the whole situation. We were riding the first shuttle of the morning and we had it all to ourselves. Rob promptly fell asleep, using the rope as a makeshift pillow and as much as I tried to follow suit, I found myself dreading all of the unknown and the what-if’s that the day held.
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Not quite a part--at the party ledge.
Not quite a part--at the party ledge.
Credit: Porkchop_express
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Packing light is nice in that you have less gear to haul but it means that you have less room for error and that you had better keep moving and not screw anything up along the way. While the unknown loomed in my imagination the thought of having to cross the Virgin River invaded the loop of horrific hypothetical scenarios that played in my head. I knew what that would be like–COLD! First thing in the morning and fresh with snowmelt-runoff from the previous weeks inclemency to add a bit of discomfort to the already appalling water temperatures. I could almost feel the icy water as I sat there trying to sleep on the shuttle…

Oddly enough, I didnt worry too much about my sugar or insulin. I had expected my insulin sensitivity to be high, so I began cutting back my dosage the night before in anticipation of a grueling day on the wall. In general, I would rather be a little high than low when I am climbing so I put that in the back of my mind, ate my normal breakfast of fresh strawberries, yogurt and a handfull of granola and went about my business. I felt great as I stepped off the shuttle and Rob greeted the day by shouting at some wild turkeys and heckling another party of climbers on an adjacent wall from us. “This is going to be a good day” I told myself, only half convinced.

Our crossing of the Virgin River was about what I had anticipated: it was so cold that it hurt. I had the choice to take a longer, diagonal path upstream and across following shallower currents or just wade in deep and go straight across. I chose the former, and upon reaching the other side, a great deal of salty language ensued as I attempted to dry off and clamber up the adjacent bank to begin the approach to the base of the cliff.

The first pitch of the climb went quickly since we had left a rope fixed there from the week before. Soon we were 160 feet up and at the first belay ledge. Rob generously allowed me the first two pitches to get going, so I racked up and away I went. A small roof gave way to my feeble attempts and I soon was at the second ledge, which was very spacious and allowed me some room to place the camera in a small recess and get some pictures as I began to shed layers in the morning sun.

The rest of the TR and a lot of photos are at the original blog post

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Porkchop_express is a trad climber from the Gunks currently on a year long quest to climb without a rest day. He drives an old hatchback, cuts his own hair and cares little for public sentiment. Also, he likes raw almonds. Blogs, opinions, and photos at www.livingvertical.org

Comments
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
  Apr 24, 2012 - 04:09pm PT
Great job, Steve....way to crush it......cool shirt on the climb too.....we missed you and Steph at the Gordofest.....great trip report too.....thanks for sharing your climbs and your story;.....you guys RULE!....hopefully see you in a few weeks......and again;..great send!
Porkchop_express

Trad climber
Springdale, UT
Author's Reply  Apr 24, 2012 - 04:10pm PT
Thanks Todd! your support has been and continues to be an awesome beacon of encouragement for us! Looking forward to seeing you again!

Steve
Dirka

Trad climber
Hustle City
  Apr 24, 2012 - 11:08pm PT
Awesome tr!
enjoimx

Trad climber
Yosemite
  Apr 25, 2012 - 12:18am PT
Amazing job! Wow.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
  Apr 25, 2012 - 01:49am PT
Outstanding.

Thanks for that and great job on the climb.
cowpoke

climber
  Apr 25, 2012 - 08:13am PT
Well done on both the climb and the tr -- your pictures really capture the experience.
Porkchop_express

Trad climber
Springdale, UT
Author's Reply  Apr 26, 2012 - 10:54pm PT
Thanks for the support and encouragement everyone! It means a lot knowing that the blog is entertaining/edifying folks on some level. Moonlight was an amazing route and a wonderful experience-a gateway if you will. I have a two part video short that will show some of what the blog entailed--I will post them up on this thread once they are available. On Monday we head out to the Moab area and who knows what we will find there!
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
  Apr 26, 2012 - 11:21pm PT
Steve and Steph.....you know what you will find in Moab;.....don't act like you don't know what is there;.......let me refresh your memory;...hanging curtains of mud, loose rock, splitters that go on for miles, soft rock, fearsomes red towers of choss, vertical dirt,......you guys are gonna love it!........can't wait for the updates.....(drive safe and wear a helmet...).....talk to you soon...
phile

Trad climber
SF, CA
  May 15, 2012 - 06:16pm PT
Cool TR. My fiance is diabetic and she's always trying to manage it on big climbs. She errs on the high side, and sometimes it totally gets away from her--tricky business, that stuff.
Porkchop_express

Trad climber
Springdale, UT
Author's Reply  May 16, 2012 - 02:36am PT
Phile,

That's usually how it goes for me too--although I feel like the adrenaline from being on lead can dump glucose into your system, so it is more motivation for me to keep my wig on because if I really get rattled it will make me tired and my sugar go up!

Always glad to hear about other T1's out there climbing...at the end of the day, climbing kicks ass and there are so many reasons to keep doing it!

Steve
Porkchop_express

Trad climber
Springdale, UT
Author's Reply  May 18, 2012 - 06:41am PT
Hi All,

Since i know some of you enjoyed this TR I wanted to let you all know that this adventure is an ongoing process and I just put up a new blog that you might enjoy, replete with a new climbing video! I appreciate your taking a look!

Steve
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
  May 18, 2012 - 04:06pm PT
Awesome. I have never thought about what it would be like to be a diabetic and climb. You did a great job getting your psychological state across in your writing. Looking forward to more posts! Thanks!
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
  May 18, 2012 - 04:19pm PT
As usual, well done, Steve! Great report on what's been a great project.

John
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